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  1. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Holtby hasn't come off as an incessant douche the last few games I saw him play. I like to think Emery humbled him with that smackdown, for no apparent reason other than it making me chuckle.
  2. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Haha, holy shit that isles game! Came twice.
  3. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Aren't you excited Grimm? when the Rangers win the cup everyone is gonna thinkyourteam won from when you got to don their avatar! YOUR WELCOME
  4. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I so don't want to see us face Boston in the first round. Out of all the teams likely to make the playoffs in the east, the Bruins seem to play us the best.
  5. StoiCynic

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Since comming back I have been avoiding the main scenario until cleaning up my journal (haven't started 2.2 story yet). With all this praise I may have to just finish it first. Only have like 3 hours a night to play, hoping I can run through it all tonight.
  6. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Sad times when the fucking WWE thread started in Jan has more posts than this one.
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    Bloodborne

    Never played a Souls game, but my interest was piqued until I caught Araxen's stream. Whatever that cleric thing was.... shit looked intense just watching. Too intense for my blood. Atmosphere looks amazing and I really wish I could hang, but apparently i'm a little girl.
  8. StoiCynic

    My new Dating Pool

    Didn't watch the vid, but does the wolf actually have a copy of it? Not gonna beat a dead horse, but I have to believe you people saying J49 isn't in any danger of getting busted (wife or cop) are just trying to mislead him for the ensuing drama.
  9. StoiCynic

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Welp, boy band or no i'm in. That was stunning and Ramuh is usually a scrub summon. Curious see Bahamut or Alexander now.
  10. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I see the Pens are playing playoff hockey.
  11. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Aside from some really dumb penalties early on it was a pretty good game. Some real brutal checking going on both sides all game. Once again I think Talbot was our best player. That stop on Backstrom was just..... wow. Big pressure in the third from the Caps but he stood tall. Feels good at...
  12. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Whether or not this is intentional, it's cracking me the fuck up.
  13. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I'm not gay, but I would totally stroke Cam Talbots shaft right about meow.
  14. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    No one said the score would of been the same. You should watch the Butterfly Effect. It's a great movie and the Kushter is super dreamy.
  15. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Heh, I couldn't of been less suprised. Figures Okposo gets cleared to play tonight. Yeah, no doubt that would of been a different game with Kane particularly on the PP, but overall it would of been a similar outcome. Rangers were just a step ahead most of that game. Yes, homer.
  16. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Love how they played their backup tonight. They scurred. Leafs need one more for me to be convinced the Isles won't steal another point(s).
  17. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Preview of the Stanley Cup Finals last night in Chicago! Trying real hard not to talk about the way the Rangers are playing for fear of jinxing myself as I am wont to do, but post can't come soon enough. Talbot is looking amazing and I can just picture Sathir salivating as his worth as a...
  18. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Dudes nails, i'm sure it's minor. Just speaking to the fact that he won't be having yet another multi goal game and only because he isn't playing. If he was, i'm sure he'd have at least one by now with the way he's been playing.
  19. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I'm gonna go ahead and take this back...
  20. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    JFC, Ovie can't stop/won't stop. Wish Nash had a Backstrom.... Fucking Isles grab a point with 1.1 secs left V. Dallas. Good news is Nashville lost their forth In a row against NJ no less. Surely they are due break that streak and i'm hoping it's Thursday against them Isles. Sets the Rangers...
  21. StoiCynic

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Flacid as in completely non-erect? I'm around the 7 inch mark and there is just no way my wang is over 3 inches flacid. I call bullshit.
  22. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Sathir's desperate for the cup this year. Throwing away more picks than Jimmy Page. Was looking forward to seeing Duclair progress in the league but all in all i'm happy. Got Yandle for two years and signed Zuc another four years. Best of all, once Fast is healthy (real soon), Glass gets the...
  23. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    You lucky devil you
  24. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Some nifty stats I just read. NYR Ranks since 12/8: W-1st (23) ROW-1st (22) PTS-2nd (47) P%-1st (.783) G/GP-1st (3.33) GA/GP-2nd (2.10) GOAL DIFF (not inc SO)-1st (+37)
  25. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Merrith be slackin'. You can wear this until he comes through. Sorry if this is huge. I don't know how to do stuff.
  26. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Betting on the Caps, eh? Well I guess I said anything... I'll defer choice of avatar to Merrith since I have no dog in this fight.
  27. StoiCynic

    My new Dating Pool

    HAHAHA! I tried twice to post that whole clip (with that exact reply) and when it didn't workout I just said fuck it. Cudo's to you sir. Edit: I misspelled kudo's (drunk)
  28. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Sidebar: I fucking hate playing the Isles. This could of been an 8-1 game after the first. Edit: HOLY SHIT! That was the most entertaining regular season game I have seen in at least 3+ years. Between the local hype, the 40+ shots a peice, and the late third period rally to score 3 goals...
  29. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I'll avatar bet anyone for anything!
  30. StoiCynic

    My new Dating Pool

    Aids can take up to 6 months to show up in a test. Don't go counting Johnnys chickens before they hatch. With H.I.V. Mmmm aids chickens, now I want KFC.
  31. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Looks like the king is back on his mortal coil and I need to learn to shut my filthy jinxing whore mouth. Out Three weeks MINIMUM.... Good thing Talbot has been known to rise to the occasion. I'm more worried about who they grab/move up as his backup. Could be worse, could be Okposo...
  32. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    On Saturday, the King faced his own mortality: Tonight, he has ascended to god mode: cup inc!
  33. StoiCynic

    Wilfred

    Finally got to marathon the final season this week. Such a great show. I look foward to rewatching this to catch all the truly crazy shit Ryan does. Thinking about using a fleshlight to impregnate his own sister, and shoving his nephews pacifier in a dogs butt is pretty fucked in retrospect.
  34. StoiCynic

    My new Dating Pool

    Never fucked anyone over 27, but in my vast personal experience it's size not age that differentiates the "tightness" more than anything. @Johnny How are you not fucking paranoid?? Cops and pimps are now involved. It's time to scorch earth and run. Fast.
  35. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Oh for sure. That Honda Accord was tits!
  36. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    All star draft had me rolling. Host's were treating the players like 8 year olds so the captain's and alternates were laughing at them and ignoring them completely. Was the most awkward, funny thing i've seen in awhile. So much so that I think I now love Doughty, he was a riot. Of course Ovie...
  37. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Not that it's hard to find reasons to hate philly, but that Rinaldo presser after the game or w/e was infuriating to watch and I hate Letang. His cavalier attitude and almost crediting the win on the ensuing shitstorm really made it clear that he has no remorse. Also since I know you don't...
  38. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Yeah, shit went downie real fast.
  39. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Good for nothing ninnies
  40. StoiCynic

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    LGP! FML!