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Since I'm slightly drunk (and consequently more annoyed than usual), can someone explain to me why a married female co-worker would bring a female friend (instead of presumably their husband) to a company holiday party? And yes, I lean heavily toward douchenozzle red pill faggotry so my...

Plugging holes to stay afloat.

Who's got the strap on?

Wait, are you saying that gambling on third party sites for CSGO skins might not be on the up and up?

Why do you all want the NSA in your bedrooms?

Are Porg tasty though?

Other options would be the super obvious Walton Goggins. But I'd like to see if Thomas Jane could pull off the right amount of crazy.

So, when's the divorce/wedding planned?

Like those hack frauds would get tickets to LA! (I guess if you've never seen RLM before, you'd have no idea what they're doing, but are we really this slow as a people to not see it for the comedic parody that it is?)

That's because they're hoping you have some long lost lsd micro dots hidden in your stash to confiscate (party with later).

I'm curious what other inventions you've cataloged.

Are you going to put up a list of all these cards you've been conned into cataloging?

I don't watch any of these videos. Are we finally transitioning to a new game engine?

Yeah, because there was no financial motivation for this chick to suddenly make a big emotional scene... whoops

Insert SNL all drug Olympics skit here.

Seizure/anti convulsant?

I only watch their CommanderVS stuff because I enjoy the format and the guys ribbing each other endlessly.

Okie dokie.

What/when is the next nvidia gpu?

Cardboard investment vehicle, fite!

That's a lot of lol.

Watched that earlier today. That last video is the greatest thing ever put to vhs.

Wouldn't they just hand it off to Pegg first?

Those lands are so comically over priced. But that's what we get when they refuse to print more duals that don't etbt in newer sets with some kind of check or insist on staggering out the enemy and ally colors. I also want one of those Angels of Invention for a token / counters deck, but they...

But they said it'll be carnage.

Kaladesh and Aether are going to remain the core power in standard until they rotate out though. Every other set until the end of 2018 is just going to be fluff cards because the sets won't have the power level that Kala/AR have. All of the big Eldrazi were boring to watch in games, or...

I fast forwarded through group therapy and meth white boy's entire story line. I missed nothing of value.

How do you make them work though in this block? Everything is hard locked by tribal colors. There's no splash, and the overall power is so low that you're pidgeoned into a predetermined wedge immediately. And the color fixing is treasures... sigh.

You weren't excited by another cycling mechanic expansion or tribal garbage with no real mechanic?! (Growing Rites as proxies for Gaea's Cradle is pretty nice though)

You are functionally retarded and should stop gargling the feminine penis so often. Emma Handy has a Y chromsome. And plenty of women not fishing for approval have said they haven't experienced the "toxicity" you white knights claim is prevalent. Which is funny, because everyone online is so...

Gotta pay for LSV's globe trotting somehow! I still haven't wandered down there and seen the store. But then again I have a job and I can't be fucked to visit them during the week.

That's not nearly as clever as you seem to think it was.

Hahaha, god damn. Boogie the brand is so fucking sad, and that's what it's all built on... sadness and an inability to pick a side.

The only tour I ever attended in San Diego, way back when during Urza's Saga was pretty bad for that. And the random comic cons I've had the displeasure of being in major cities while they were happening (San Jose, San Francisco) only further cemented my desire to never attend a "con" of any...

Find me an example of a company/industry that sells a product that appeals to one sexes' innate preferences being successfully pivoted to an even 50/50 market with both sexes? It doesn't fucking exist. Stop being blind to basic biology and neurology. Marvel is fucking tanking their comics...

And a super hamfisted prof x and magneto training sequence with the rail car.

This. If MaRo wants to attract women, he's going to have to start by mandating forced hygiene and delousings as these mongoloids enter game shops. It'll have to look like a prison check in. And then he'll have to replace 99% of the male player base with male models. And dumb the mechanics...

I thought you liked asians being whore-y for the camera?

It'd be better for the legacy formats if everything on the reserve list was banned and not playable.

Well, I don't collect for value. I get cards for my decks and because they have sentimental value. I want everything to be cheaper. I want to be able to buy cards. Cardboard as an investment is fucking comical to me.