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Right now I'm having a local brew: Fitz's Diet Cream Soda. Very hard to tell it is 'diet'. So rich and creamy, it's like angel cum. fitzs-diet-cream-soda.jpg

Ex wife had to know something was afoot when the horns came off.

I know I'm ignorant, but what the hell are the wojak and sanik skins referring to? Something 4chanish?

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I was watching on the sideline for a bit, and watched the big dog work for awhile. When he was broke into about 10 pieces or so, he could consume the virus dots (and gain mass) without breaking up. I didn't think that was possible?

Jackoff on pictures of her best friends and leave them around the house.

Honestly, anything I make at home blows away 'Mexican' food, and it's not hard to make. Same with 'Italian'.

I do wonder if they put you in the same box every time, or if there is just a really big proliferation of common names. I actually got to #1 for a short time. I'm pretty sure I won the internet.

Did you all talk about this already and I missed it while on vacation? I started seeing it all over the place about a week or two ago. Attachment 98147

This. Easily their most overlooked menu item.

Trader Joe's used to be the bomb-diggitty on prices 15 years ago, but they've managed to creep up in price as they continually open new stores. I go for the yoga pants, kalamata olive oil, and yoga pants, myself.

If you are a perpetual casual (loser) like me, it's a pretty entertaining way to burn some minutes off your day.

Yeah, I don't have any Onoes level stories, but I did just have my 25th anniversary with my kick-ass wife.

I was kind of hoping they'd bury Lucille with him. Man, could he make her sing. The first time I heard him was a very profound experience for me. BB King Live at the Cook County Jail is easily in my top 50 albums.

Reported. Not really, who does that shit?

Fuckin' Obama.

Says the guy writing a manifesto about it.

I'm a bad person, I larfed. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Abefroman again.

During Lent, the McD's around here serve double Filets o Fish which are really damned good. I've never asked outside of Lent if they'll make one... I should.

I got one a month or so ago, and didn't like it. It was much larger than the Filet O' Fish, but much fishier tasting as well. McD for the fish win.

Eyeanus speaks the truth, man. You need to seek care and soon.

I'd rather see footage from that Georgia woman's naked twister party.

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I used to try and dump the gelatinous junk out, and pour in BBQ sauce. Still disgusting, but I liked it.

Cowboy hats on anyone besides an actually a cattle rancher are dumb as fuck. So, no.

First prostate exam I had, I was sitting in the little room in a paper gown, just looking around. There was only one box of latex gloves, marked XXL. I think he touched my Xiphoid Process. He had to go into that line of work to just fuck with people.

Under no circumstance are you to post child abuse video's/.gifs or pictures.

I'm ready to get tomatoes (HAHA) in the ground soon, we got them in way too late last year. It's been in the 80's this week, but we are still at least probable for another frost.

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Who burnt your flan?

Spent the last 4 days in ICU. On April 1st, my heart decided to fuck with me, and ran continuous V-tach episodes until my defibrillator device fired off 4 FOUR consecutive shocks. It's gone off on me before, but luckily then I had fallen unconscious before it discharged. The feeling is like...

Same.

Har. You'll take the one you've been given and like it.

FREE BISI you faggots.

I do bacon the same way, when the boss allows me to have bacon.

Somewhat unrelated, but we use only Kalamata olive oil from Trader Joes (it used to be cheap) because it's so damn deliciously fruity.

Thanks, fellas. The ceremony was awesome; they did a 21-gun salute for her, and a great flag ceremony. She would have been very pleased.

Don't know where else to put this. I mentioned earlier in the thread here that my Mom had pretty bad colon cancer. It's been a rough couple of months for her, but she's finally found peace, I hope. She's being interred tomorrow at the National Cemetery here in St. Louis with military...

I don't.