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Don't worry, in the video release extended edition they'll make sure to confirm that when the female druid wildhsapes it's into a MALE owlbear. You're so gonna see Owlbear cock... MASSIVE... OWLBEAR... COCK....

Spoilered thoughts on spoilered thoughts....

I have been seriously considering this for how I have them dispose of my body once I'm done using it. Originally it was going to be a peach tree, as that's my favorite fruit. But my wife likes pecans so I am considering that. Also for the fact that then my headstone can read "As you stand...

As someone who rolled an Investigator in the last Pathfinder campaign I was in, and essentially played him as half Indigo Montoya and half Antonio Banderas Puss in Boots I feel highly targeted here sir. ;) DM and I even set it up so that I was doing his RP in a semi ridiculous Spaniard accent...

You don't get the point here. 9mm is a perfectly functional caliber. Hell, several guns I own are chambered in 9mm, and I have perfectly wonderful defense rounds for use in them. I'm building a PPC chambered in 9mm right now in fact. I'm not talking about functionality. In the John Wick...

Yep, not gonna say it wasn't one sexy ass gun. But if you're targeting maximum gun porn-age why not also chamber it in a sexy caliber? It's like describing a perfect sex kitten and rounding it off with "she has modest B cup breasts"

I kinda have to agree with this in regards to the missing hour. Put it back in. then...

Well....

Oh yeah, this is firmly in "you have to accept they're in a universe where humans are ASTOUNDINGLY more durable" among other things.. But if you can't hit that level of suspension of disbelief then I don't think any of the Wick movies are really right for you. ;)

Saw a new and completely different trailer for this before John Wick where essentially they spent the whole trailer trying to convince you that this is "The most Chris Pine Movie ever!!!!!" I weep for the numbers it's looking like it's going to pull because I really did want it to do well.

Just saw this today. Very solid. Went in wanting Gun Fu, got Gun Fu. Went in wanting to see the good doggo, saw good doggo. Was John Wick in fact John Wicking all over the place? Yes. Was Ian McShane going all Ian McShane? Absolutely! And was Laurence Fishburn massively hamming it up, most...

Yes, but in the mean time between now and then there has to be a transitory period. Just as there was a point in time where places would work in barter or in those fancy new "coin" things. In that case the forces of trading furs are doing everything they can to keep people from adopting coins...

It's all still coming around to what the Spank folks are hitting. So long as to survive it has to turn into dollars , then all you have to do it attack the on and off ramps. That will starve the ecosystem. And any real world thing you might think to buy with crypto is a real world business...

Dude... that's not a hard fix. I've had one go out on a chair. That kit, and around 15 minutes of your time... POOF.. Jimmies unrustled. If you want to REALLY pimp your ride, also check out these bad boy rims... Now for this weekend I have a more interesting tale of Rustled Jimmies...

At this point, If you don't have enough for a "shit has blown up and we're living disconnected from technology" plan you're not doing it right... I have some spare $10,000 paper money bands if people need (they come in "you'll never see this much money in one place" level quantities when...

Funny, I don't remember penning a memoir of my dating life in the 80's.... Unrelated, #notallheroeswearcapes

I have been a person who at one point in my life had a running balance of over $15k on cards. Now it's zeroed out every month. I just can't fathom this number going up this quickly, and like others I'm wondering just who the hell expected $25B and what models exactly led them to that?!?

There was also one about a concierge Dr in the Hamptons I actually found moderately entertaining. But yeah, first few seasons of Burn Notice were greatness. (But then again, has Bruce Campbell.. how exactly do you go wrong? heh)

This cat obviously has a side quest for me..... Oblig:

Or I'll be building out off grid with solar and a powerwall until the city creeps out far enough to make it cheaper.... Which honestly was one of the things I was already researching (Solar+battery with grid/propane-generator as the backup)

OK, for those who have gone down this path already. I have a colleague from my line of work who has decided that her and her spouses goals of off grid country living aren't what they really want. They're selling their land and I'm considering it. My criteria were somewhere out of town a...

Yeah, first step is see if this contracting company who has a group for this can get a reasonable change. I know that some of what I asked for in the quote was upgrading the structure some, and I expect to pay a little out of pocket. But not $20k. If that doesn't help then yeah it will be...

Follow up on "Insurance is bullshit" and the patio. Insurance comes back and says $15k to replace the covered and enclosed patio. I get quotes from three contractors to do the job. The quotes? $35k, $52k, $110k. Yes, I laughed at the third guy when he was doing his proposal pitch. And...

You realize you have to retire the phrase "I'd bet dollars to donuts on that!" Because it no longer signifies a sure bet, since donuts are about a dollar a piece in a lot of places..... Now, it just means you'd really like some donuts.

You know, another thing which rustles my jimmies something furious is something of a "Well, I guess I'll be pissed at God" situation involving kids. @Mrs. Haus and I tried for a dozen years after getting married to have kids. Turns out even with medical science throwing everything they could...

Local Alamo Drafthouse promotion co-branding with the movie is perfectly on point.... The Cocaine Bear 8-ball. 8 donute holes, and the powdering is a mix of powdered sugar and cayenne pepper dust.

Ah the late 90's and days of running roughshod over a geocentric #efnet channel that acted as a social hub before social media. Being and op in the channel and guy who threw parties a couple times a month. Good times.. good times...

This actually interests me, as for me I am curious about the idea of building effective AI assistance without any reliance or connection to the internet for the most part. And running on a single GPU might make that a lot more feasible.

Those winds ripped through Dallas that morning and destroyed the attached greenhouse/patio I have on my house.... I had contractors come out to assess things, as well as insurance adjustors. The contractors told me after (in line with what the adjustor said) was that it was going to be a...

Had to go in and get new rear tires on the CTS V-sport today. Obligatory "goddamn tiers are expensive as fuck now a days" posting. Quoting you for spite since there's no way in hell I would stance my car, yet still had to get new tires today. They lived a good life, had some great track...

I have two questions about the hunter.... Is he actually a good shot? How much ammo does his rifle have? Pending good answers then it's Rats and Hunter. That gives you 100 rats to throw at every enemy, and the hunter to take out the Hawks, then work down anything remaining. Easy Peasy...

Breaking News! Woman arrested for being... damn near perfect!

Yeah, at this point the main exchanges are solely for on/off ramp work. And that role is being eroded by other ramp methods.

One of the first things I did yesterday was go to home depot, pick up a few 4x4's and made temp supports under the most affected parts. Had to do this to move items off the patio safely and into the garage (patio fridge and chest freezer predominantly). Pics were for the claim process. As you...