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  1. Slaanesh69

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Do you have kids? Because that post makes it sound like you do not have kids. It is like the zombie apocalypse - you THINK you can prepare, but you CANNOT. THIS rustles my jimmies. I wash my hands so much this time of year I get what we like to call "nurse's hands". When my kid was in the...
  2. Slaanesh69

    What are your Top 10 games on Steam by Playtime?

    I got Path of Exile at over 1,100 hours. Everquest at around 600 (and that's AFTER the first 4 years spent in that game), Terraria at 140, and then a bunch of other ARPGs at 50-100 hours.
  3. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I loved hair metal, but that picture looks like the next Housewives show.
  4. Slaanesh69

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    After spending a bunch of time through the holidays with extended family, I woke up last night at 3 am with a high fever and was violently ill until 10 am. Thanks, you germ-ridden fucking kids. I recall getting stomach sick every couple of years as a kid, but I did not have a vomit flu from...
  5. Slaanesh69

    Best movie of the decade ?

    Goddamn that deep brass at like 0:35, well the whole first minute, still gives me goosebumps. One of my favorite trailers of all time. All good choices, but I think I have to go with: This made Villeneuve my favorite director of all time. Wind River was amazing as well but I just found out...
  6. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    The Resistance Banker - a little long, but not a bad movie. I liked the aesthetic they used in filming to make it "look" like it was in the 40's. I'd give it a solid 7/10, worth the watch. Time Trap - really interesting concept (The Fountain of Youth in a series of caves guarded by.......well...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Interestingly enough (yes, this is a neener neener post I guess, sorry) i had my first Vaal city boss at level 79 of all things. Never saw that before.
  8. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Welp, I think I am actually liking this league. I am a little annoyed with the rarity of certain organ drops though. I have found a total of 4 livers, 1 eye, and something like 30 each of heart, brain and lung. I've heard rumors of a way to "farm" eyes, although I also heard it is like...
  9. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    May this motherfucker burn eternally in some form of Hell. He deserves eternal torment for this crime.
  10. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Because of the very reason why that question is rhetorical.
  11. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    No but I shy away from trading. I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't even like to buy from vendors in RPGs because I want to find my gear in the wild. It's an illness, i Know.
  12. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    To be fair, that is the distilled experience of Path of Exile. Diluted by massive playtime when you VERY occasionally get a decent drop. So far I have gotten probably 50 uniques and every one is just the usual trash shit you ALWAYS get early on. Gotta put in those hours to dip deep in that...
  13. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    True story - when I was 12 my family drove to Florida from Nova Scotia (my crazy dad was scared of heights and had horrible claustrophobia so he could not fly). On said trip, we had 5 choices of music - 3 x ABBA, I think 2 of which were their Greatest Hits releases, The Oakridge Boys, and I'll...
  14. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Oh no, this disappointment in the present will NOT allow George Lucas to be looked at in a favorable light. Lest ye forget the Ewoks, Jar Jar, and Midichlorians. The reason the original trilogy was a success was because Lucas did NOT have free reign. His ideals for a space spaghetti western...
  15. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    I'm Canadian so perhaps it's limited to .ca? That would be a first, we usually get assfucked on the good content, not the other way around.
  16. Slaanesh69

    Death Stranding

    OK BOOMER
  17. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I'm going out on a limb here but "Neil" looks FtM to me. Veeeery suspicious. Edit - my transition game is weak. I meant Female to Male not Male to Female.
  18. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Not only that but that was a serious high velocity crash but he walks out unscathed and immediately in her vicinity, not like a mile away and in pieces. The whole thing is contrived horse shit, and genuinely hilarious. So should I spoiler the "body-air bag" force power?
  19. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    My favorite part of the constant inconsistencies in any extended series is how power levels wax and wane depending on what the plot needs at any given point. The Pitch Meeting Youtube series does a really good job pointing this out even in your favorite movies, much to your suprise.
  20. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    DAMMIT!
  21. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    But, what about the fucking polar bear? And the bunker. The button? I loved that show, for a little while. Then I hated. Oooooooh how I hated. We ALL hated. Fucking hacks.
  22. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Wait, what? How in the fuck was TLJ "Luke's movie"???? Aside from making him an insufferable cunt drinking blue alien tit milk and bitching about everything and not doing anything until his retarded end. It was a movie to destroy the character of Luke Skywalker, I will concede that. Along...
  23. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Here's MY issue - it's NOT increased difficulty. Time =/= difficulty. Yeah, I suppose now that you are exposed to actual mechanics you have an increased chance to die, but this isn't Dark Souls, even an old man like me can understand ground spawn mechanics and large wind-ups. But what GGG did...
  24. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    I watched 'In the Tall Grass" - meh. There were glaring inconsistencies in character motivations and horrible timing on the interactive exposition all through the movie. The premise was intriguing enough I watched the whole thing, but the script writer was a fucking hack. Thumbs down...
  25. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    One of my little issues is how this whole mob buffing went - Hey, let's make everything take a little longer to kill so that the players have to actually deal with mechanics. Okay, that sounds great - cut and paste an increase across the board. Then you take your fledgling build into an...
  26. Slaanesh69

    What did you just read?

    Recently finished Prince of Thorns, about half way through King of Thorns. Found it recommended SOMEWHERE in here but I'll be fucked if I can find it again. Pretty good reads, plowed through the first just reading while commuting and then at breakfast. Main character is not a good person but...
  27. Slaanesh69

    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    My lowly Falcons have beaten the Saints and Niners this year. What the everliving.....? I didn't pick my boys this week in my pool so I have a confused happiness and sadness.
  28. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Quoted my own post like a fucking idiot.
  29. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Um, What the fuck. Seriously? I don't understand what is happening here lol. So taking damage before having to talk to someone, then a tiny bit of fighting then.....something? What am I seeing here??? Dying too expanding, unavoidable bullshit? Clearly he was missing some information as...
  30. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Most interesting experience playing Metamorph today? Had to stop picking up league items so I would stop crashing. Worked like a charm. QC is a bitch, man. From the perspective of an eternal scrublord, they sure made the leveling experience a lot more interesting with the armor and hp buffs...
  31. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I love opening day of the leagues. This thread reads like the old chat rooms when EQ went down for no explained reason. I can't get in. Can you get in? Oh, wait, I am loggi....nope, I got kicked. Who's in? What's my name? Where am I? Is it daylight out? Bahahahaha. I actually remember...
  32. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    DAMN, now that's a challenge. Quantitatively I am sure some movie nerd will give you an answer, but answering this qualitatively is like deciding which would be a worse extinction event, a massive meteor strike on earth or all out nuclear war. In the end, it is all just apocalypse.
  33. Slaanesh69

    Hearthstone

    Okay, I don't pretend to be a statistician, but doesn't Monte Carlo simulation run analyses on a data range of RESULTS? So a bunch of interns would have to play games and the results of WHO WON would then be input in to a data range and then you could do a Monte Carlo simulation to determine...
  34. Slaanesh69

    Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries announced.

    I am so gay for Marauders. Glad all the lawsuits did not shit on my enjoyment.
  35. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    <Palpatine> "Looking for 97% Rez. Will tip!"
  36. Slaanesh69

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    I am little confused as to the tone and the cast. This looks clearly aimed at the young adult crowd, plus the hipsters and millennials that seem incapable of growing up. That being said, it actually looks interesting, but I don't think I would pay to watch a bunch of teens take the GB torch...
  37. Slaanesh69

    Antlers (2020)

    True. That is the second scene I think of when the movie comes up. And that was a very real boner that guy had walking into the scary water. I respond the same to ScarJo. The movie is so weird and yet so interesting in spite of said boner lol. Sorry, I am the reason this thread was...
  38. Slaanesh69

    Antlers (2020)

    It reminded me a ton of the sci-fi horror movies of the 70s/80s that used to be on TV on Sunday mornings and afternoons and used to scare the bejeezus out of me. It had the same air about it, the same creeping dread with not a ton of special effects. The ending scene in the woods especially...
  39. Slaanesh69

    Antlers (2020)

    Yeah, you are totally right, but the 80s stuff was, I dunno, less grimdark or less gritty-real or something. Can't put my finger on it. To this day the most disturbing scene i have ever, erm, seen was the crying toddler left alone on the beach with the tide coming in, after the mom got caught...
  40. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Oooooh if I could faceroll Arc Totems as a first build this league that would be grand. A couple of nerfs ago that build was perfect for the no-thinker scrub like myself. But like Vanderhoof referenced, I will continue to come back here for information on my easiest opening build to fill my...