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Mass Effect : Andromeda - Dragon Age : The Mass Effect Chronicles (or Inquisition) Doesn't really matter.

Yah, I would hate to see what they would do if they saw a young black male walking up their street. "Fuck it honey, time to move to Switzerland. Canada's ruined."

I'd be fine if they just sold off the IP of ME. Fuck, if they aren't gonna treat it properly, give it to someone who will. Profit, EA. PROFIT.

I would just like to know, where the fuck do all of these trannies live that BioWare knows? I mean, I guess when they say the great white north, what they really mean is.... Ugh.

Jesus christ, in that scene where PeeBee raises her hand to her neck, is that hand big enough? And that looks like a guy's watch from today? WTF?!

Well, I'm on the youtube side of viewing things, and the amount of shills over there is just pathetic. Honestly, I'm surprised they sent a review copy over to ACG and not The Know/Rooster Teeth. I mean, BSN shit is filled with, "But it's just a number! ME1-3 had their amounts of reviews that...

Not good, but funny.

Shew. Good grief. Welp, I'm happy and sad. Sad because I wanted a new ME game. Not a stinking pile of garbage that they're trying to sell us. Happy because maybe this will teach them to stop making open world games with fetch quests and writing so thin as to be sheer. They tried to make...

lol MEA Meme Thread. | New BioWare Social Network Fan Forums meme's from ME:A.

If Vaclav wants to play Dragon Age : The Mass Effect Chronicles, then by all means let him. This is one of those slow moving car wrecks that I just can not look away from.

Actually, yes. It doesn't dawn on you until about halfway through the game, but it is.

Welp, from what I saw from the MKS youtube (I think, you can go back and find it), there's no exploration. There's no, "Hey, wonder what that is over there? Think I'll go and check it out." If you were hoping for that, sorry. SAM is there every fucking step of the way, "Hey, Pathfinder...

I haven't played the free access trial, so take what I'm about to tell you with a grain of salt. But, I don't believe that there's any auto-save or quick save feature in the game. Or if there is, it puts you so far back (about 2 or 3 minutes back) that you just wanna strangle the developer...

Even the third of the series. Which had the best gameplay out of all of them.

It doesn't have to be a binary thing. It's not this or that. It can be both. He's the very definition of a hipster.

Take a look at Drack's teeth. 1,400 and still pearly white and human. *bangs head*

"Hey, those remnant were using weird laser frequencies! If I send them to your Omni-tool, maybe you can use them to fix the console!" /facepalm EDIT : This is ignoring the obvious, "This place barely has any power. Here's a 200 foot gravity well that we can just jump down that has been...

Those aren't the two words that I was thinking of Mike.

*shaking head* My only question, why is what appears to be Russian?

Right now, after Utnayan's review, I have to see it for myself. Maybe this is the new normal. Laughing at games because they're so bad. MST3K style.

"Yah, just keep coming to work in that V-neck and ignore my socks. Not the ones of my feet."

What, by some slackjawed horny yokel?

Sorry, double post.

*mic drop* Jesus. EDIT : Also, I should say that Very experienced at what? Blowing dudes in your Sailor Moon outfit?

From BSN : What are the odds that there's going to be panic at Bioware Montreal? | New BioWare Social Network Fan Forums ATR16 :

/facepalm And now they're using their right arm of youtube to tell us how to play the game. Good fucking lord, I've gotta get outta this thread.

Sanshee‏ @teamsanshee Tomorrow at #sxsw we're hosting special guests from @bioware for signings! Visit stand 2622 11am-1pm and 3-5pm! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7EkEFkVwAAAXwF.jpg Yah, boy would I love to be a fly on that wall.

Guess we know what happened to Chris Schlerf (I think that's his name, guy who wrote for Halo, was hired on as lead writer for a time).

/facepalm

They prolly made them have big heads ala Tony Hawk series of games. That's why Edmonton was called in, to fix that shit. I could honestly care less. It doesn't really matter to me whether or not somebody's facial animations are that great, just as long as the writing is, oh, I dunno at least...

Yah, you prolly would'a gotten laughed out of the room. "lol wut? This is ME. We don't need none of your learnin', boy!"

Ugh.

I was watching some streams of the MP, they looked fun. The people on the streams said that they were fun, but I'm not sure how good the staying power of it's gonna be. In ME3MP you had that over the counter grab, and all of a sudden you were back in it. Also in the game, there were big...

I've still got the pre-order thing. But if it turns out to have movement just like DAI, I'm returning this shit so fast it'll make your head swim. Plus, if they don't stop with all the bullshit psuedo-science stuff I'll be returning it as well. That's one the things that I love about Origin...

And more proof that this is DA4 : The Mass Effect Inquisition. Lines of dialogue to note : "Alien gods" "Who ever heard of floating rocks?" "Just go with it!" "They have some kind'a weird cloaking tech." Sure, we have animals here that can disappear, it's called camouflage. But sure...

And plus... Who the fuck is piloting the Nexus/Hyperion? Who hits something that they've never seen before and can't get a read on? "We have something out there... But we can't get a read on it!" "Fuckit, ramming speed. All ahead full. We're going in fuckin' hell or high water." Errr...

My favorite part of this was when the guy was describing what I previously called the lake effect. Imagine you are in the middle of a lake. You start swimming to shore. For the first couple'a seconds you aren't really moving anywhere. You're more of a mesh of thrashing arms and legs until...

We have mixed feelings about the first few hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda | PC Gamer And the shit continues to roll downhill. From that site : Tim Clark: Last week I wrote that I’d be fine if “Andromeda ends up being just quite a good Mass Effect game”, but today even that feels like a...

Yah, I think the developers were too into this kind'a thinking to actually program a game.

Holy shit that game looks like a dumpster fire. omfg That part where they're talking to the asari and the turian back to back? That's fetch quests. Holy fucking god.