Search results

Can you sextant yourself extra plots?

Strange that creepy, decrepit saloon doors saw as much use as they did for this specific purpose.

Higher level things are as resistant as they would be if they were the same level as you.

Druids look maybe the best they've ever looked at a TLP launch. With the resist changes you can snare/charm something super red and then have it murder yellows for you. Insects are also now charmable giving you more options.

The tutorial is going to be a mess BUT if a group is in early and able to zip through it there's good stuff in there. Even if your group has decided to skip the tutorial entirely you can get all of the following just talking to the different NPCs as you follow the Quest Journal - 1...

Chronicle Back Bain is a fun string of words.

Skeles love gem level.

Is that ward?

Recruiting SKs would be like recruiting raccoons or stray cats. No need to go through the hassle when all you need to do is leave a little food outside.

There's zero reason to gouge Warriors on aggro weapons or let them brutalize each other's DKP bidding on them.

There's always an implied Rule Zero in effect but people really don't want anyone else's opinion on what they're buying.

The book is a little different but it's great.

Always had a soft spot for Take a Letter, Maria Does exactly what I want in a cover, takes a song and puts an entirely different twist on the whole thing I've heard the original a ton of times and mostly knew the lyrics but I guess I never appreciated just how fucking depressing they...

I never open the controller nor do I read what the sentinels even do.

If you're trying to do multiple splits and batphone at all hours of the night you need a lot of geared tanks. If some of the Warriors are locked in to a Cold War over who gets the first Scepter of Destruction and then cripple each other's DKP totals when the first few drop that's not good for...

People getting the gear they want is better for morale but it's typically better for the guild as a unit to not have people blow an entire expansion's worth of DKP on The Big Shiny Murder Stick of whatever era you are in.

I'M STILL YOUNG AND COOL Sure you are.

Would be my guess that of the 100+ incriminating messages the article mentions that zero of them were related to threesomes and less than zero related to divorce.

While he could have waited patiently for his wife to throw her new bestie a sweet birthday party he may have dropped the dime on her out of basic self-preservation. While you are working on an early draft of your letter to Penthouse she's working out how she's going to divorce you, take...

I am routinely surprised just how out of ideas an industry can become.

Planking is fucking horrible.

I like the premise but the execution I don't understand. The challenge should have been to do the bosses of each era while under leveled with some extra bits and bobs (double loot, fast exp) to put the emphasis on doing the content rather than the gearing/leveling. Alright bitches, can you do...

Can I get a pob? I'm doing spectral helix deadeye at the moment and while it has the damages it's also kind of a pain sometimes.

Having something I hate like Ice Prison be able to appear when I'm doing almost anything sucks the root.

Stopping hitting that crab you idiot the gold color means it has Invulnerable.

Sorta but they also do have some mobility putting the playstyle between something like syndicate operatives and totems. One of the cluster jewels makes them immune to damage for four seconds so on some encounters you're mashing the button pretty often and others you let 'em run. Vaal Summon...

I was skele mages last league and it was the first time I went 40/40 on what was/is my only level 100 character. They're great. I made it harder for myself than I needed to by refusing to settle in on exactly what the fuck I was doing (kept leaning spectres) but once I committed it was baller...

Yeah, that's a tough situation overall. One of the things I really dislike about the truebox ruleset is that its very existence provides the incentive to skirt the rules. You still get people six box farming key loot camps but now they've got less competition plus it's harder to push them out...

I don't think he coined it but he does have one of its most famous uses.

Chad Chadington here with what looks like two Okinos high protein yogurt four packs (bulk savings, pro move) plus a Great Value bitch. The price of bitches be going up with all this JoeFlation so it's good he pulled the trigger while they're still on the shelves. Unrelated - Goddamn...

For a time Jeffrey Dahmer had a mannequin torso thing and it was enough to keep his murderous rape urges at bay until it eventually fell apart. Just in case that's the kind of information anyone needs.

So what happens when you push that button? Does it go down the line or does it done the next thing in line each time you press it?

Let's be honest. The people complaining in /guild about not being able to get help usually aren't getting help for a reason and the people running their own little squads aren't lining up to help them any more than anyone else is. Sometimes it is nothing more complicated than they're asking at a...

Yessir. It is everything you remember and more.

I caught The Retreat after it got referenced from a Wikipedia article on It Comes at Night. Husband and wife and trying to get over a miscarriage on a secluded island they spent time at years prior when a strange man shows up claiming there has been an outbreak in Britain of a fatal...

Sure, an exalt could be a basic currency. It's just the league specific currencies that are not basic. I suspect the math is NOT going to work out but it looked cute. It also turns map drop scarabs in to shitty currency scarabs!

Can't find favored maps, non-favored maps are converted to currency! I think!

They're called hitmonkeys.