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I'd bet Brutal wishes it was as easy as gold farming. I'd bet it's colder than a witches tit in Montana right now.

I, for some reason, thought she was asian.

Wow.

'Cause I had chicken cocaine, duh.

That settles it, I'm having chicken cocaine for dinner tonight. And probably breakfast, cause I'll still be up.

Getting mad softcore tail at Michael Jordan levels.

Sounds good, Joe. I'm going to make something similar tonight and serve with green chili mac and cheese.

No dick-waving here. More of a dick-wiggle.

Fucking old people.

Nothing-beats-that-new-whore-smell

Thanks for the well wishes, OleB. They want to put a left ventricular pump in this year, but I don't think I'm going to do it. I hope everyone has a healthier new year.

I just bought a Kong for our dog, and I thought it looked remarkably like a butt plug. My wife didn't appreciate me pointing that out. Prude.

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What if they touch tongues?

HAHA TOMATOBOYS

Normally, I'd say a punt is in order. But Dallas had a shit-ton of momentum at that particular point in the game, and the crowd was loud and supportive. You can't break momentum by punting.

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Yan and Chen are two of my favorites. Chen was definitely my favorite Iron Chef.

Ok, paper shreddingsofttofu with a cleaver just blew my mind.

Fair enough. I'd rather the Lions had won, too, and they had a chance. But they started to play conservative with the lead, then couldn't stop Dallas' momentum. Classic mistake.

I wouldn't mind being proficient with a vegetable cleaver. There was a dude on Guy's Grocery Games (Go ahead and slip me a neg, I deserve it for watching that trash) who was really damned skilled with a veg cleaver. Fast and tiny dicing. And just for specificity, he was Asian. That's racist.

I'm trying to figure out why Azeth is so emotionally involved in this conversation. Closet Lion/Cowboy fan?

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Cowboys over GB is a long shot, but it's still a shot, I guess.

I agree, that was some pussy shit. If you don't want to win bad enough to make 1 yard in a playoff game, you've got no business being there.

I guess since Pitt and Cinci shit the bed, I'm gonna be an Indy fan. I might be coerced to be a GB fan since Aaron Rodgers is dreamy and Smith is gone.

I love you, too, Christotard.

It seemed that way to me last night in the Steelers/Ravens game, too. I wonder if the refs were instructed to be more... dickish? Critical?

I hope you never have to feel our pain.

I just read Stuart Scott died. Man, he was young.

FarmersOnly.com Nuttin' runs like a Deere.

Holy crap, this site is janky tonight.

This game is ugly. It's someone's game to win, because both teams look intent on giving the game away with penalties.

Fuck the Cardinals. Fuck Bill Bidwill, the owner. Fuck them into the ground.

I'm thankful that I learned how to use a steel in HS when I worked at the BBQ place. We went to my wife's aunt's house for butchering one time, and we started cutting up pork for sausage, and all the knives were dull as shit. I asked them if they had a steel. They did, but they didn't know...

Hey man, as long as you liked it, I say more power to you.

Well, I was talking about Emery, I thought he still had the job.

Looks like the Bears are trying to lure the Chiefs Director of Player Development to be their new GM. I'm sure their current GM is thrilled with that.

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It may not have tasted salty, but 2790 mgs of sodium is more than a day's worth. I'm just sayin'.