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I don't suppose posting pictures of her cooter would be out of order?

I like my tips large, and bordering on inappropriate.

Helluva second half. I really thought the Bengals were going to lay down, but they fought well. Alex is drunk.

Gonna spatchcock some cornish game hens tonight. Thanks to The Master for putting a name to the deed.

Does she know this? She's probably sitting there talking withherfriends about all the ways you'll kill/rape/pillage her.

Bummer. That dude had soul. RIP you magnificent bastard.

Has anyone ever pointed out that douchebag is signing 'I love you', and that's not the 'rock' gesture? I don't keep up with that thread.

The Cowboys are contenders, but there's still that little guy in the back of my head going "Romo will fuck it up."

All those things popped into my head afterwards. I was too dumbfounded at the time. I never served up a spitter before, but I did know a guy who pee'd in the grease at Long John Silvers. Still can't eat there.

I worked at a BBQ place in KC when I was a kid, and a regular restaurant when I was in college as a cook. Nothing major, but I got most of the basics. Short story. When I worked at that place in college, I cooked a TON of steaks and got pretty good at it. One night, some lady orders a...

Same here. God will fuck you up.

I wanna make fat Garth babies with you. Those look great.

I deserve this for being a miserable fucking Chiefs fan.

Fucking Chargers can't even lose correctly.

She has pretty hair.

WTF is going on with the 9'ers. I think the Chargers have to lose for the Chiefs to even get a sniff at the playoffs + lots of other help. Time for Rivers to Cutler this bad boy.

Looks good, boss man.

I don't have it either and it kinda sucks.

It probably didn't pan out because that's way more expensive packaging, multiplied by however many millions they give out each year. And I like my fries without anything, usually. I've tried the mayo thing and liked it, but I like Arby's Horsey sauce the best on fries.

How old are your kids, Onoes? Are you afraid they might be bullied or teased because their Dad has horns? By all (your) accounts, you seem to be a very good Dad to them and wouldn't want to put them in a situation that you've been in. I'm not busting your hump, man. Just something I was...

Sanguine, my brother.

We're still getting commercials for this movie. Makes me wonder about a major trolling effort to market a shit movie.

There was a dark time in the 70's where grandma's starting putting all kinds of shit into jello molds. Carrots, pineapple, and the worst I can remember, cottage cheese.

I might try and find a recipe, but I'm wondering what the white layers are comprised of.

I'm really confused by this non-trolling Sudoku.

How in the fuck did Cutler get you to a championship? I'd say you got there in spite of him.

I drove by a McD's today that had a triple cheeseburger on their sign for $2. When I'm low on sodium, I'll be buying one.

I read a snippet somewhere that said the Raiders owner was ready to open up the coffers for next year.

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This seems excessive, but I've never liked the guy, even when he played. I have no idea what the going rate is, though.

Don't forget - Monsanto and their genetically modified corn strains. We'll all grow three arms next generation. It's true.

When I was a kid, and I could be remembering this incorrectly, but it seemed like my Dad specifically bought corn fed beef as opposed to grass-fed on account of the flavor. Now the world has turned upside down and grass-fed is the preferred method for consumption. I have my doubts as to if...

We really don't do much for Christmas presents, but this year I'm going to surprise the wife. I got her dark chocolate, Kona coffee, and gift certificates for massages (professional). We've been married since Jesus, so all the household shit is taken care of, and if one of us actually needs...

Did you ever get over the fact you wanted to bang her? Just curious.

This is a jimmy rustler for me. They used to practically give ox tail away, and now you have to pay steak prices for it.

So, should we avatar bet for the ass pounding the Chiefs are going to take next weekend? I'd be a lot more confident if Smith had an arm that could challenge your secondary.

I had problems with my last Zenni glasses, they made me dizzy as hell. I tried getting used to them for about a month, then gave up and went back to my old pair. They probably have some kind of return policy, but I didn't act on it. Edited to say: I really thought this was about Mist...

Man, you post some good butts. Is this one shooped? Attachment 85258

That's why chicks poop in your bushes.