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The animated movies of this remain the best Batman media to ever exist if you haven't watched them yet.

There any strats to get up to Altus Plateau speedrun style? I wanna go grab some early bell bearings so i can level a few weapon types to try out as I level but can't figure any way up there that isn't iron virgin or the mountain side pass where you fight the magma wyrm.

You have forgotten the face of your father, haven't you

Yea I guess you could walk down there once you have access to the stone table, but then you miss all the sweet lore with Melina hating you and begging you not to do it. It's way cooler to ignite the thing yourself and fix it later.

Killing Maliketh is what triggers the point of no return, not necessarily lighting the giant's forge. Important to note that doing so breaks every NPC quest as well, so finish up everything you care to prior to do that. You can get in to the sewers just fine from the capital of ash, there's a...

I've yet to have a problem with fire giant in any of my runs so far. I sun bro there a lot too cause he's so easy even if the host is a potato.

The best are the scarlet rot dogs with their bugged bite attack that hits like 100 times in half a second and oneshots you.

I mostly don't understand why the upgrade system for "non-magic", or whatever they classify it as, weapons has to be such ass? Needing to find 12 of each level stone to get through that upgrade tier just cockblocks you randomly by 1-2 stones and makes using all those weapons a complete chore.

Yea you can mule items in multiplayer, it's a big part of making twink PVP invaders for the people that don't outright cheat.

Boy going from having never pressed the parry button a single time to starting bandit has been uh, an experience lol.

Yea that answers that then heh. There's a waygate portal stone thing buried in the snowfields that sends you to his area but from the opposite side of it, for use I suppose if you didn't do the invasion quest stuff.

Hrm anyone happen to know if you can get to swarm of flies from the mohg talisman teleport, or do you have to be able to take the portal in the snow fields?

Yea there's a bit of a plateau post-radahn for sure, and then as soon as you progress past the capital it's back to fuckin rape-o-clock

6 is being pretty generous. 4 of them are the same thing with a different color pallet lol. There's 3 if you go by available achievements. But yea I suppose if you have a build in mind with a specific really endgame item then NG+ is really the only play. Like if you wanna do a run with Granseax...

Alright someone lore me, this is the only bit I can't really figure:

And here I am starting run 3. NG+ just doesn't do it for me for some reason. Your character is already complete, so what are you even doing? Justn a boss rush? Meh. Time to see how miserable it is to start bandit and rush DEX/ARC.

Invasion PVP is awful though? Your odds of getting any kind of real/interesting fight are astronomically low. It's just an endless string of people with cheat engine edited characters to have full legendary talismans/+10 weapons at level 50 or oneshotting with spell parry bugs etc. There's just...

Just skipping ash summons in general is enough to turn almost any build in to hardmode heh, at least for a few specific fights depending on what you're doing. Just the AI fuckery that happens with a 2nd target in the arena is such a crutch it almost doesn't matter what the summon actually does...

Yea I started a 2nd playthrough rather that going NG+, but the overworld map OCD just gets to me too badly. I wound up on another like 80 hour playthrough doing every random shitty side tomb and ruins, collecting 50 additional weapons I'd literally never look twice at. I might give NG+ a try...

What have you bros been doing for ARC builds? Going through my list of weapons I'm not sure exactly how I wanna do this for NG+. The easy answer looks like what, 60DEX/40ARC or similar and just use poleblade/rivers of blood? Any of the ARC spells worth messing with besides flies for boss cheese?

Alright I need meme ideas for squire builds. Everyone on poeninja is arakali fags or using mirror wands for blade vortex nonsense with 2500 health.

Lmao my first play through was like 140 hours and I somehow never even found Placidusax. This motherfucker is like a 50,000lb fatass dragon that just pulls the teleports behind you memes over and over, what a fuckin cunt.

Goddamnit I just wanted to go some shopping from my man Iji, what the fuck is this shit:

tl;dr the jews summoned a fire golem during the holocaust

There are for sure a lot of weird poeninja warriors that just game the system to see 100m dps get posted or whatever. I don't know why but they definitely exist. The other thing you have to keep in mind is the way the XP ladder works - it's a moving window/snapshot, so the later in the league...

The problem is almost all the video games you play are actually terrible or merely mediocre at best, like actual all of them. Horizon or whatever other Assassin's Creed or the latest EA abomination whatever it may be are not good - they are skinnerboxes designed by psychologists to keep you just...

Yea stunlock ended up being the key ultimately. Switched to a 2h mace and even the normal R1s were able to break her attack chains and I could mostly lock her down for all/most of phase 1. Phase 2 she has so little health it ultimately is just rolling the dice a few times that she doesn't do too...

Is it actually possible to roll/dodge Milenias anime attack? My current setup relies super heavily on 2h for damage/stagger, but I can't survive her even using that attack much less avoid enough of it for her to not heal 40% health. I've tried: Sprint in various directions trying to build...

I'm honestly not convinced mimic was ever better than Tiche even before the nerfs, mimic just had meme power behind it and no one really bothered with Tiche.

Looks like the urumi thing, it's a whip-sword thing? It's mostly a whip but iirc it's R2 is unique with that big long distance thrust/stab.

Yea sword dance is lowkey the best sword/pole art heh. It gets slept on tho cause everyone is too busy jerking themselves off over moonveil and rivers of blood

Mine definitely came from night cavalry I wonder if this is like the DS2 black knight weapons where it's only a chance to drop from enemies that don't respawn and you can just get entirely cucked?

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Nightrider+Glaive It comes from one of night cavalry dudes someplace, I forget specifically which one has it. It's S STR scaling with heavy and can run all the polearm ash stuff

Is she specifically weak to parry? I gave up on bucklers super early on because even with a parry "hit" it wasn't actually staggering most mobs and you'd have to land 2-3 of them to get a crit opportunity. And yea giant hunt is fucking busted AF. Black knight halberd upgrades to like S+ STR...

Lmao yea lemme get right on that with my greatshield. I'm gonna have to change things up somehow though. I can tank her entire anime attack with about 80% of my endurance bar, but she heals for so fucking much still during it.

Lol Melania heals on blocked hits, I guess fuck my entire character?