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When the wife mentions your 20 year High School reunion is coming up. I started to correct her until I did the math :*(

When you have the same amount of beard-hair but it takes FOURever to shave it all off. I swear it's hair natural selection at work. After killing off the other hairs, only the toughest, thickest ones survive. As I get older I get more and more mutant hairs that look like 20 hairs all bundled...

I believe he is implying that if he wanted to play a copy/paste of WoW, the original is better :P I laughed at the rabbit killing / flower collecting bit, so true. That pre-game 'future' event was god-awful, it removed my interest in alts. Another thing Rift did is common in the industry...

I've heard the Ding in countless places now, but just recently my toddler was watching Dora the Explorer and they totally used the Quest Hand In Trumpets(tm).

So true, and it works on enough people that it seems to pay the bills. Friend at work is the same way with FF14 still. Doesn't touch it all week but logs in to do his one raid 'because'. He admits it's not fun but needs his stuff!

Remember that resort in Hawaii where they filmed 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'? I'm here for 10 days. Today it dipped below 78, and the water at the base of the waterfall was a tad too cold :*( /woe is me

When you're on vacation in Hawaii hiking a random trail, and get passed by an entire female sports team from the High School, and they're all in teeny yoga shorts and bikini tops. They never dressed like that when I was in High School dammit (1994 lol ;\ ) Also: Damn this thread, my wife...

I actually downloaded this and gave it a try. Not only is the 'tutorial' confusing as hell if there even is one, but they throw the whole '1 year ago >>>> its now present day!' confusion. And I don't know what my weapons do, I hit Q by accident and it switched to a random 2nd weapon.... and...

Oh god had I done my research I would've known Dark Souls on Steam needed a Microshaft GAMEZ FOR WINDOWZ account, and I would've passed. I can't even create an account because their webpage is timing out, or maybe their URL is bad. Who knows who cares. Oh wait, the game won't save if I don't...

That is genius, and with their account security it probably still works :P Wouldve been handy after being banned for duping (see my previous post in this thread lol).

Good Sir, you mean to say Miracle Patch. You see, they'll disable the beta debugging code and Visual Basic GUI interface (I said interface twice!), thereby freeing up 89% of the GCPU proccesseees. Viola!

I was watching the above stream, and have to ask: Is he on low settings? Yeah yeah Gameplay >>> Graphics, but both are really important to me. The super low quality textures were distracting. FF14 was shitty to me, but the awesome settings and graphic detail convinced me to at least play...

Squealing tires on a dirt road...

This reminded me of a seriously depressing Disney Xmas movie. I couldn't remember the title, but luckily it was so downright depressing, it was the first google search for Sad Christmas Movie. One Magic Christmas Movie Review (1985) | Roger Ebert LOL!

Nice, I like the posted link that explains it fully. Player receives Developer item in the mail, one-shots Ulduar Glad this thread wasn't rickshawed :P I apologize for only listing EQ1, but I never really cheated or used glitches like good old EQ1. One time a guild group got...

I found myself at Shemya, AK. It's a tad....remote, feel free to google it. Small island, but a ton of interesting stuff on it. I lol'd at it's majestic waterfall.

I figured I'd start a thread on this as MMO secrets / glitches and the like have always intrigued me. In EQ1, you could kite the Priest of Discord with a mage pet and eventually kill him (he would one shot people back in the day). If you equipped his staff it would turn into a Fine Steel...

After watching the steam trailer the only thing I learned is that I can 'take part in this emm..emm..ohhh. experience!'

Did they draw this as Super Anorexiawoman on purpose? Ewwwww.

Laptops without a GPU (intel crap doesnt count) can be so depressing to game on. It's the difference between 5FPS and 30+.

I agree with the harasser quip. I run solo in mine so I'm not annoying like those 3/3 harassers with halberd (ie almost unkillable now that mines are broke). But even by myself my little buggy survives when it shouldn't. Two rockets should kill a dune buggy :P

Awesome, I may have to start playing again now that VS Max ZOE nerf is at least on test. God those things ruined good engagements.. I think it should give a damage buff *or* a movement buff, not both. I tried my TR lockdown max, I really did, but there's almost no situation where it's a...

Except why the fuck is everyone ok with him using an ad in his signature? I say

Wait doesn't that mean you have to buy the PC version now? At least that's how someone at work explained it to me.

While I am not one of your buds, this is one of the reasons I quit too. The other was just how stingy they were on some stuff. For example, they took WOWs rep grinds, and made them 100x worse. I did the math, and not sure if the quests were bugged, but you'd have to do the entire 5 set of...

I 'dated' an 18 year old when I was 24 or 25. I never went all in with her, but it was fun messing around with that body for sure (tone tummy, yet curvy, mmm) That said, even when I was 24 years young, I had *nothing* in common, and conversations blew. If I wasn't married now, I would...

Thanks, I've seen a few vids on the flash C4, looks fun might have to try itStriker still annoys you guys? It's pretty gimp DPS wise now, it's actually more damage now to just use Annihilator as you don't have to maintain lock the entire time like you do the striker.

As someone who has come back to RIFT a few times, and tried a different focus (PvE, PvP, finally Raiding ewww) I think I can throw my opinion into the hat: Graphics horribly optimized - I'm still getting 15 FPS in the new Dendrome fae town, just for example (other MMOs I get 60-144FPS to...

Huh, so there is a cert cap and it's 10,000. Good to know! Any recommendations on what to spend it on for the TR side?

I put the CHRIS in CHRIStmas !!! Wait that's not even my name I'm so confused.. I don't even know how to computer

I remember the day I quit the Korean MMO grind. Our guild was trying to get into Lineage 2 because we love PVP, and while duoing with my long time MMO friend he says: "Just 100ish more bats to kill and we level!" And he sounded seriously enthused. I never picked up my pre-order copy :P It...

I probably prefer a promising Space-MMO to be funded by 1000's of overspending fanbois with visions of a social Wing Commander in their heads, than 1 or 2 Wall Street venture capitalist types who demand a theme-park MMO because that worked for 'another money making MMO' according to some ANALyst...

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I'm pretty sure the wife is picking up a PS4 for X-mas. Maybe the kids will get some use out of it, I end up playing maybe 3 console games a year. If they release some Uncharted type games I'd be all over that, love those :P For all you suckers picking up a Wii-U, see if you can snag...

I've ran into a few issues too. Yesterday all my timers were stuck at 00:00, but the capture bar would still move. I'd hit 'v' for voice commands and they were all blank. Class icons in platoon and map display would not update. Relogging fixed

I was in a makeshift 'theatre' on a teeny island in Alaska, and they had a Cam version of the Lone Ranger. It was hilarious, kind of like watching Mystery Theatre 3000. One lady in front of the guy with the camcorder kept getting up, we all were shouting at the screen like Rocky Horror...

Same here, but I've heard 1 or 2 in the platoon that have issues after 20 minutes. I think I'm going to hit cert cap this weekend (10k last I checked). I already have 4400 banked!

I thought you were going somewhere else with this. Like she spread her legs and said "Dont you want some of THIS???" And he replies "Fuck no, look what it did to those panties!!"

Is multiplayer super boring to anyone else? Also I'm going to assume there's tons of wall-hacks or something out there. I've had too many people just jump-180 around a random corner, just *knowing* precisely where I am. I just can't get into this one. I admit I'm probably not giving it a...