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  1. TheBeagle

    The Monic Thread

    You got the right answer, but it should have been 9 - (5*3/3) = 9-(5*1) instead of 9-5(1). The question is....is there a difference and will it always work either way? The answer is no. So try this....10-6*8?2=?
  2. TheBeagle

    The Monic Thread

    Can we have fun with Order of Operations? (8+4/22)-5*3?3=?
  3. TheBeagle

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    I bet in Canadiastan you don't need a license to pop non-game animals like squirrels. Just get a .22 and go into the woods. It's fun.
  4. TheBeagle

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Lol, jesus. Deserved or undeserved you guys have really gotten under his skin. Just chill out and quit pushing his buttons for awhile. Most of us don't want to see you go or see the the 'shaw on perma lockdown either.
  5. TheBeagle

    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    You do realize that since you keep overreacting to it, that only encourages them to act out more? I thought you had kids.
  6. TheBeagle

    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    1996 called, they want their look back.
  7. TheBeagle

    Kerafrym Kills after Rallos Zek

    You forgot to call him a nerd.
  8. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Bleh, losing interest quickly now. It's obvious this would-be zombie is a charlatan, trolling for cheap, and obvious laughs. There's no glorious story behind his absence. Probably just a dude trying to pull the long con and couldn't quite pull it off at the end.
  9. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread makes me feel alot better about hitting 40 without ever being married. I really don't want to be on my own for the rest of my life, but jesus, marriage seems so hopeless. 2 years without sex, a full time job + school and you still come home to a pig sty? I'm just not equipped to...
  10. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Looks like she might have created a little lysergic acid diethylamide from her first chemistry set, 'nam sayin?
  11. TheBeagle

    4th of July

    Johnny49 is a true American Patriot.
  12. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jesus Titty Christ am I glad I recently ended a relationship with a woman that had that same dynamic going with her son. That experience left me so scarred I seriously won't even consider dating a single mom with a lone boy. Not a fucking chance. I weep for the future. The number of boys...
  13. TheBeagle

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Pretty sure he's stated that he uses Nair. WTF am I doing with my life that I know this??
  14. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Adventures in Crazy Town
  15. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ya no shit. I only get to check this thread one more time in the morning and I'm off in the wilderness for a couple days with no ability to check back in. If she knew you were an atheist I bet she just tucked that away in the back of her mind to be used against you at a later date. Thank...
  16. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just getting caught up with the latest misadventures and it's probably a moot point now, but a quick question for Julian - did the crazy nurse with super fundy Christian parents know that you were a committed atheist? Cause if not, that was another powder keg waiting to explode.
  17. TheBeagle

    Red Water

    lol
  18. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    What's sad is the typical FB morons will read that headline and think that scientists are on the verge of FTL travel. Nevermind the fact that we haven't even figured out cold fusion much less something that requires infinite energy.
  19. TheBeagle

    Help a Brother out.

    Ever thought about lasering that bad boy and being done with it?
  20. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. Unless there's like 2000ft+ elevation gain going along with it, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone in reasonable shape not wearing flip flops or walking in 100 F heat.
  21. TheBeagle

    Help a Brother out.

    Jesus, stop starting so many sentences with prepositions first of all. Secondly your logline reads like a word salad written by someone that is trying too hard to use 50 cent words in order to impress someone. It has no flow at all.
  22. TheBeagle

    okcupid is the worst

    Pete Townshend: I paid for child porn to prove British banks were channelling sex-ring cash - Telegraph
  23. TheBeagle

    okcupid is the worst

    Exactly.
  24. TheBeagle

    okcupid is the worst

    Sounds like when Pete Townsend was caught "researching" child porn.
  25. TheBeagle

    Wheel of Time series

    Finally finished AMOL, thought it was pretty awesome with a few quibbles. 1200 pages of the Last Battle - can't ask for more then that but I wanted a little more Rand vs. the Dark One and a little less Field of Merrilor. Demandred entering the Battle as Bao the Wyld leading the Sharans was...
  26. TheBeagle

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    I have a brother in law that served a few years for a drunk driving manslaughter charge and while he was in he did the trade school thing for HVAC. He is now gainfully employed, makes a nice living, and is raising two great kids. Of course it helps that he's white and this is TX, but the point...
  27. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's still giving you lotsa sex huh?
  28. TheBeagle

    NW Montana

    Well, I wouldn't consider myself fragile, heheh, but taking up an extreme sport at the age of 40 seems a little foolish. One of my best friends races MX and has been trying to convince me to buy a dirt bike for years now. Nope.
  29. TheBeagle

    NW Montana

    Bike Park Whitefish Mountain Resort Looks like Whitefish has both no? I might borrow a buddy's bike and do some cross country stuff, but as accident prone as I can be on stuff like that will probably pass on anything downhill. Both times I've taken trips in the winter to go snowboarding...
  30. TheBeagle

    NW Montana

    We did that last year and it was pretty barren. If I get desperate there's a chick I hung out with a few times last summer that I can still booty call. She's not hot, but I could at least get a night's worth of free drinks and a blowie out of the deal, heheh.
  31. TheBeagle

    NW Montana

    Ya I missed Iceberg last summer and it's already at the top of the list for day hikes. I want to see an actual glacier too. Not many of those in Texas. I've never done any mountain biking but I think I remember someone saying that Whitefish Mountain had a lot of that in the summer.
  32. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds about right. Never stop fighting the power brother.
  33. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Ya it was Brosar. Think you were in the midst of your latest banning last time I was posting about this mess.
  34. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    True dat. It also helped boost my confidence back up quite a bit. Now that I gotta little stank on my hang-low I'm gonna spend the summer slaying some bitches yo! Heh heh.
  35. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    So a quick update from my situation dealing with the mom that's overly attached to her 9 yr old boy and still lets him sleep with her: the naysayers were correct, she had no intention of dealing with the situation head-on and would just tell me what I wanted to hear. I tried to be patient and...
  36. TheBeagle

    The 80s kid thread

    Jesus, I was such a nerd I saved up to buy myself a Speak n Spell. Kids now wouldn't play that educational mofo if you bribed em.
  37. TheBeagle

    The 80s kid thread

    My hand lost it's virginity about the same time Porky's showed up on HBO and in my Dad's stack of VHS movies he recorded from TV. I always had about 20 mins home alone after school and I knew the exact mins/secs for every nude scene to fast forward to.