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  1. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    I know I sure want to live in a country that's more like China, Russia, and India.
  2. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    So China is great, Norway sucks and GDP growth based on a graph from 2005 is the foundation of your argument. Is that the gist of your argument? Lol, wow.
  3. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    That same logic can be applied to the founding fathers and the Constitution. Feel free to show me where they mentioned automatic weaponry, 24 hour news cycles, and the internet. Yet you conservatives love to cling to strict interpretations of the Constitution as if it were the holy word of God...
  4. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Kudos to Dumar for derailing the Conservative Thread into the Communist Manifesto. Well played sir, please continue.
  5. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Ya but Marx was an actual real person and it's easy to verify that he actually wrote all that shit. Jesus...not so much.
  6. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    It's so unfair that people still blame Hoover for the Great Depression even though it continued under FDR! Lol what a dipshit. Merlin, 4*(9-6)-6+15?3=?
  7. TheBeagle

    Health Care Thread

    No shit Sherlock, what's your point?
  8. TheBeagle

    Health Care Thread

    Always quote fana's posts if you are going to respond to one of his retard nuggets of truth.
  9. TheBeagle

    Health Care Thread

    Supremacy Clause has regularly over ruled the 10th since the 30's. Pussy fucking Democrats dropped the ball by keeping Medicaid as an integral part of the mix. It's a fucking abortion that allows states to pick and choose. There are plenty of examples of Federal mandates trumping crazy ass...
  10. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yup
  11. TheBeagle

    Health Care Thread

    Giving the red states the ability to screw over their own citizens shouldn't have been in the bill. I mean wtf did they think was gonna happen if Texas was left to its own devices? Obummercare does virtually nothing for the uninsured down here. Nationalize this shit once and for all or fuck...
  12. TheBeagle

    State of the Union

    Sounds like you should get out more if that's your idea of "insanely fun".
  13. TheBeagle

    State of the Union

    That's not possible.
  14. TheBeagle

    The Robots are Coming (DoD to replace one fourth of soldiers with bots by 2030)

    Thank god there is an endless supply of brown people to practice on.
  15. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    This is shaping up to be the best troll job ever pulled off.
  16. TheBeagle

    Sherlock

    The last episode was almost perfect. I can't stand it when John's wife comes onscreen though. She is odd looking and I just don't like how most Brit shows handle the romantic love angle, jaded American I guess.
  17. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Bravo good sir, more hooker pics please. These boards have been dead as fuck lately.
  18. TheBeagle

    Recommend a dating site

    Tinder is perfect if you can put together a couple good profile pics. You can swipe nothing but 8's and 9's instead of putting thought into composing a message and you don't get rejected 30 times in a row and get discouraged. When you get a match you message from a position of confidence...
  19. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Have there been any recent school shootings in KY?
  20. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Jesus, incoming two pages on apartame...One of aspartame's metabolites is methanol i.e., wood alcohol, which in high quantities is toxic. However, the tiny amount that is converted into methanol in a package of sweet n low is less than what you would consume in a big glass of fruit juice.
  21. TheBeagle

    Recommend a dating site

    More like 2-4 sizes smaller. Especially the ones that only use MySpace angles. I've seen a lot of pigs rate themselves athletic and you can clearly see a jelly roll around their waist. Deleted my POF account because it was nothing but mediocre Jesus freaks in their 30's with two kids who were...
  22. TheBeagle

    Online College Question

    Internet age. Any kind of physics, math, or chemistry class is going to have homework posted online through mymathlab, masteringchemistry, or whatever. No college professor in 2013 wants to spend 20 hours a week grading homework from problems assigned out of the book. Maybe there are some...
  23. TheBeagle

    Online College Question

    You can rent books from Amazon for $18-30 now or just buy an older edition. I've bought older editions for at least 15 different classes and labs in subjects like Biology, Organic Chemistry, Physics, History, and English. Not once was I ever out in the cold because the lecture covered...
  24. TheBeagle

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Ya I'm pretty skeptical of the Asians as well. I don't know enough Asians to account for 5.8% of the people I know. Can't be true.
  25. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Yes it cures homosexuality and yes being homo is a choice....you can CHOOSE not to eat garlic.
  26. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    That's a great way to make a delicious roast.
  27. TheBeagle

    GMO, Monsanto, organic dreadlocked nonsense?

    Very few. Most of the people in my circle of friends are biology grad students and post docs and even though most of em are pretty granola, everyone acknowledges the need for smart GMO products. As stated earlier, we have to feed 7.5 billion dumb dumbs that won't have the ability or know-how to...
  28. TheBeagle

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    The fact that you called it violet instead of purple makes you flamboyant.
  29. TheBeagle

    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    You can't tell me if you and a bro were sitting around the lab that had a frozen mammoth in the freezer that you wouldn't dare each other to eat some. I sure as hell would.
  30. TheBeagle

    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    It is possible to eat 10,000 year old frozen mammoth meat. Surely there is someone walking around today that knows what mammoth meat actually tastes like.
  31. TheBeagle

    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Things can only be binary in the mind of a conservative; black or white, global warming or hunted to extinction, spend more money on defense than the rest of the world combined or get invaded by the chinese, global warming exists and is completely man made or global warming is a complete hoax...
  32. TheBeagle

    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    I hear mammoth tastes great with garlic.
  33. TheBeagle

    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Pretty sure Russia will foot that bill as soon as the tech is good to go.
  34. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    I'm from Texas too The good news is that I only jerk off to curvy girl porn with girls with huge natural juggs. I'm pretty sure that's as hetero as a man can get.
  35. TheBeagle

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    What is the appropriate etiquette for texting a dick pic? Hard or soft? POV or in the mirror? I have done all of the above.
  36. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Part of me wants to get the Kuriin seal of approval for my cock, does that make me gay?
  37. TheBeagle

    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Who needs bees when we have an endless supply of cheap mexicans. Just give them paintbrushes, a jar of pollen and tell em to get to work.
  38. TheBeagle

    So, Hep C cured.

    Conservatives....lol.