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If your child listens to shit music, the answer is to learn the lyrics and start singing along. But if you start down this path be sure you're willing to go all in. My daughter called my bluff and switched to other shitty music. I finally folded when she got to kpop and jpop. At least that's...

Sitting in an airport watching TV. They have the fucking shit zoomed in instead of full screen so all the shit on the edges are clipped. Goddamn fucking mongoloids shouldn't be allowed to touch remote controls.

Counter with an offer that's like 10% of the original. It won't get you the house but maybe it will get the point across that those conditions greatly reduce the value of the house. Oh and for that rental agreement, make the rent high. I hope he's at least paying your mortgage for those 3...

If you're serious about rules like that, you need to provide a complimentary poop knife.

WTF are you talking about? There was no mention of a line in the original post. Goddamit are you trying to weasel out of a fucking bet with yourself?

I don't think hair color means whatever you think lot means.

I don't know what futa is, but if you got leisure suit larry, hook a boomer up.

Has the meaning of the "fappening" changed? I don't recognize any of these hoes from the fappening blog and most of them look like professional photos to boot. What the fuck is that about? Fappening is supposed to be leaked nudes of celebrities we know from other shit.

Seems like most of vietnam is named nguyen. One of those Nguyen's once told me the reason the name is so popular. Apparently when the ruler was overthrown, the new ruler would kill all of the old ruler's relatives. So the relatives of the old ruler who didn't want to be involved in that...

I move my hand out of the way after they put the bills in my hand and often get stunned looks. If they are too fast, I turn my hand and drop the coins on the floor on their side and make them pick them up. Then i tell them that wouldn't happen if they gave the coins first. This is not a...

OK. How does that apply to the use of commas or decimal points?

Wife and I missed it so we went through the trouble of finding the episode again and fast forwarding to it. I watched gape jawed for about half of it. Then I realized nothing was going to happen and just started laughing. Worth it. TBH, given that all the people making shows in hollywood...

Those areas simply don't write down numbers ever. That kinda shit gets you labeled a witch and burned at the stake.

He called the geek squad to clean the virus off of his computer. That was the geek squad's reaction.

If you were any good you'd already know if that business is going to work out.

Whoa, slow down there turbo. Danny Snyder is the only thing keeping jerrah from being the worst owner in the NFL.

WTF is eastern arabic numerals?

Is that your stock photo of a chinese baby?

that's weak sauce. Give them your dick size and describe the smell of your last shit.

I think those would be objectively worse. The inward curve would reduce the viewing angle. You'd have to set up a single chair or couch at the optimum viewing spot and then everyone else can get fucked.

Fat has calories. When your shit floats it's because you're shitting out fat that you ate without your body actually using. So if you're counting calories, the count isn't accurate unless you subtract that. Even without there being fat in it, there are always some calories in shit. I'm not...

3 questions. 1. Was this taken the night of? 2. What's with the pentagons? At first I assumed it was to hide the face of the one you were either sweet on or embarassed about. But then I see that you have pentagons over people's feet. WTF is up with that? Was the picture drawn by Rob...

you need to convert those to eurocuck measurements. I think I can help since I've spent time out of the country. 12 ounce is 355mL a 12 pack is like 3 X the normal packaging you cucks see for soda waters. Only it's all in one pack. 4 of those packs is more than even your leader can afford...

Yes, fat content may not be the only factor, but AFAIK it is the main one. Switch to a high fat diet and you'll notice you suddenly have more floaters. That's why I know Calories-in / Calories-out dieting is bullshit. No one even tries to measure the calories you shit out.

True story, I stuffed my wife's stocking with some assorted beginners butt plugs. It's the first Christmas after the child moved out so I figured I'd better set the tone right. Bad thing is I had to travel for work the next day so we haven't had a chance to play with them yet.

Star Wars Christmas Special. The original one. Does that count? They call it Life Day instead of Christmas and Lucas tried to wipe out all memory of it's existence from the face of the earth.

It's ok for them to make shit awkward but not you? This is why the libtards are winning the culture battle.

the politics forum should have taught you how to handle this. You just make fun of them.

As close as you sit and with that lighting, it's no wonder your eyes are bad. Oh wait

Do you like that curved monitor? I thought they were going to be all the rage when they first came out, but they seem to have petered out quick. The one time I used one, I couldn't tell a difference other than triggering my OCD.

My wife says loial is funny in the books. I think he was humourous in the show, but she said he was way funnier so he's not being done very well. She thinks they'll either ressurect him or his wife (or is it a GF) will show up to play his parts. If he's gone, I wonder if it was a problem with...

That's 8 pack abs, son. You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.

Twitter keeps sending me bullshit emails to entice me to post. The last one was meghan markhle and prince harry share photos of their baby. Who in the fuck would care about that? A fucking baby? unless it's deformed (which I guess is a real possibility with the inbreeding in the royal...

When i asked what kind of retard logic you were using, I did not expect an explanation. Well played?

da fuq? You're hurting them more by not going at all. What kind of retard logic is this?

I manage to keep it out. Hold a tight seal below your nose and have plenty of loose tissue around the sides and top. Be sure to close your eyes because the snot often gets blown upwards.

Ever been to a strip club in the US? The dancers pay the club to be there. So you're logic is sound, but you have to get the pay into the negatives for the dick sucking to start. Why don't you just keep giving them $20? I was doing something similar with massages. They were $60, and i'd...

If Star Trek: The Next Generation were being made today, the borg would be heroes, not villians. The benevolent government would be running around trying to make a bunch of no good rebels comply to social norms.

I wonder if I will ever again be able to hear about someone dying unexpectedly without wanting to ask if they were vaxxed.

I didn't even know there was a difference between passer rating and QBR. Shouldn't those points form a line with a slope of 1?