Search results

I think DW was saying you'd like to see Noodle's wifes' anus in the thong. And why not?

I'd probably go with Stafford. I've got a similar issue. P. Manning vs. Chiefs or T. Brady vs. Vikings? I really hate thinking about starting Manning against my Chiefs, but he'll probably tear them up.

Trying something new tonight. Green curry paneer with Indian spiced, roasted chicken wings.

I really dig that bench. And I wanna see Brahma in one of those sky-diving outfits. No homo.

Hehe. +1

No doubt, the fuckers gave me an F grade for the draft. 2 KICKAHS 4EVAH

Looks like he has palsy. Poor guy.

We see this sort of thing pretty often where I live. 'City folk' move out to the country and bitch about the smell of the dairy farm that's been there 100+ years. Talk to the farmer, even if he does use pesticides or chemicals you find objectable, you'll get 'some' sprayover, but that shit's...

Wait. Were you just sitting at home holding a dildo, waiting for your wife to come home? What were you doing with that dildo?!

Man, I wish I was an artist that could draw my own porn. That must be awesome. Attachment 75949

Fixed.

M/F/K? Kill Coulter, Fuck Palin (anal), Kill Bachmann, then Kill Palin. I think that's how this game works. Edited for the FBI: This post is entirely satire, and does not in any way reflect the views of the poster, or the forum at large.

Pretty laughable. What 'exotic dancer' hasn't had a couple fingers shoved in her cooch? All Jerry is gonna get from this is a few more high-5's in the lockerroom.

Attachment 75897

I actually called it the Big and Nasty, but I still liked them. Vitality, that is a weenie accomplishment. I'm sorry, man. And Nood: No way I'd eat ghost chili anything. Fuck that.

Attachment 75896

As long as it's not at the same time, I'm good. Hehe.

I miss the Freedom Thread.

If Goodell and the NFL and the Ravens had handled this correctly this first time this came out, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation right now. Instead, we've got another knee-jerk from Roger and the Ravens. I'm not defending Rice by any stretch. He's full grown man who took a...

That is a bummer, dude.

Mine and Gerbil's game is coming down to the wire. I've got Mathews, and he's got Fitzgerald.

How do you not say anything, do you keep your distance? I've never had a sister, I don't know what the protocol here would be.

Only if Cutler bottoms him.

I'm guessing someone told him 20% was the standard, and he just thought that meant 20 cents.

Sounds about right. But I really hope Mathews doesn't fumble.

Like Brittney Spears retard, or helmet-wearing retard?

Yeah, that kind of sucks. This will have to be talked about again if you are in love. To me it just sounds like you two have to spend more time together and work through some of that shit. If she's sane, it won't be a big deal. Seems like you are on top of things, just make sure your dick...

It's all a cover-up for how bad the Chiefs are. That's just how good Andy is at coaching. :/

And aren't you a 49'ers fan?

Talk about abortion. See how that goes. Take a long road trip together. See how that goes. Meet her in-laws, etc. I'm pulling for you though, man. She sounds cool as shit, and totally down. Does she swallow?

I hadn't seen it. Goddell is such a chump-ass bitch.

Are you in League I, Grimm?

Agreed. They look horrible, and made some very questionable personnel moves that'll hurt past this season.

I bet that was awesome. What kind of Rotisserie is that? I've been thinking about getting one for my grill, but an indoor one would be nice, too.

+1 And does a picture of text really qualify as a picture? Fuck. Attachment 75664

The one thing I miss from McDonalds in the 80's is the McDLT. They came close with the Big & Tasty which was $1 (which I think is also discontinued?) Attachment 75654

Nah, I don't think he's using it for the Giardiniera. Just the meat.

Just one of many, but I did overstate it. I wouldn't throwmorehis way, but I'd definitely throw a couple.

If anything, I'd throw more to Sherman, just because he's handsy as fuck, and you know the refs are looking to tag him on it.

I guess if I jumped out of an airplane, I'd want a pretty damned good parachute. Not the time to pinch pennies.