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So we're sitting at a dozen missed PATs in Week 5 I think. Unless the chiefs and bills missed some. That ties the league record. Does anyone know how many missed kicks total because there were a lot of missed FGs too. Did the NFL fuck with the kicking ball this year?

Was it all luck? I mean, we injured a bunch of them. Did you see how lewis tricked barkley into stepping on his ankle? Masterful. The hit that took out jones wasn't luck. We would beat their asses even at full strength. Because while they were hurt, we weren't in synch at the start of...

God dammit now you got me wondering what it would be like to get a blowhole job from an actual dolphin.

Daniel Jones was out on is fucking feet.

The giants have already missed a FG on their first possession, and you know the cowboys are going to miss kicks. What's the total missed kick count up to? Edit: Holy shit the cowboys made a FG. Maybe it's opposite weekend for NFL kickers.

Oh. The only way I know to do that is the streaming sites that are always linked here. Will any of them have it recorded?

I don't know what that means. Appalachian Regional Healthcare is what google keeps coming up with.

I would rather have had a spinoff or continuation of the story. But as long as JMS is in charge I'll give it a shot.

I will eventually. Not feasible to stream something that long right now. Hopefully when I'm home I can find it somewhere. Last week they showed the 2 previous fights and they were very good.

Italians aint white, therefore it can't be a white power symbol.

I misunderstood the tweet. I thought he was saying that fury got knocked down and still won the round with 10 points on wiese's card. The first meaning I saw was the one that agreed with my preconceived notions.

Estimates can be written too. The distinction is that quotes are firm, estimates are not. If they give you a quote, it should be a firm price. But if it wasn't in writing then it's not much of a quote. Be sure what you're getting when you deal with contractors. I'm trying to build a shop...

I have trouble believing that because it would require all of the drivers to be blistering retards. Maybe the people saying that are adding in costs that the driver was paying anyway, like insurance. The only way that can be true is if there is constantly a new crop of drivers. Like even if...

Didn't get to see the fight but that's just more evidence of what I said. Dirty judges. Is Don King his promoter or did they finally run him out of boxing?

Reading the dozen posts before this one was hilarious. My TV was going out due to weather in the 2nd half. I'd lose the game and come back to see OK scored again. Multiple times. It was surreal.

Are they losing money? Damn. I remember the first one I saw it was just a couple in a white sprinter van. I chatted with them a little and they were renting the van from uhaul on the weekends and doing quite well.

I usually blame the the Strength coaches. If it's policy, then it's policy that hamstrings them. I'm not keeping up with the niners, are they all soft tissue injuries like this calf? Because roids can cause those too.

The last box I got from amazon was lopsided. At first sight I thought it had been crushed. My wife said it was one of the boxes they are making themselves at the warehouse to save on packaging. OK great. But then why was the box still 10x bigger than it needed to be? If you have to put...

De-nigrate? Is the NFL serious? Lets move past the open use of the N-word but do they really think you can take the Kang away from the Wakandan?

I'll go Fury just because he hasn't lost yet. Wilder has had 3 fights that he didn't win by KO and 2 were against Fury. Also, at the time of the first fight, I thought the draw was BS and wilder should have won, so fury is probably mobbed up with judges in his corner. Though, I can't really...

Johnny get you wife to rank them in order of which ones pissed her off the most. I'm going to guess capri is at the top of the list, but allison might be #1 since she wasn't even a whore. Or if she's into it she can also rank them in order of attractiveness.

It's all the same girl and no one really cares what kind of chink she is.

She's not a whore. She doesn't go on the list.

I keep my wife updated on this story, but so far no one else in real life. I have enough of my own stories to tell when drunk. With this latest update she thought it was sweet that I helped save his marriage by telling him about the 5 love languages (sure the therapist probably mentioned it...

It's a travesty that we don't have a "shit in their butts" reaction.

Video killed the radio star. It used to not matter what a singer looked like. Now, even if it's not the most important thing (it is, but lets pretend it's #2) it's a factor that keeps more talented people out. Also, I'm sure cancel culture and PC ness plays a role in what gets recorded when...

This has been true for me since my 20's with the exception of Alan Jackson. Those that didn't die young anyway.

But not the dermatologist theory. I bet Johnny is afraid to ask her because he's not 100% sure they're all her.

I'm not so sure about that. I think his wife shaved his ass down and wrote that. It's literally his ass, not in a metaphorical sense.

That's impressive to write that well on your own but. Wait a minute. Is that actually your ass? Goddammit it is isn't it? I thought it would be hairier.

Who's handwriting is that?

Why doesn't johnny have a confirmed tits medal yet?

This post is aging well.

I didn't know this was being made till I saw a preview in the theater. My dick is pretty hard for this.

It's a running joke in hollywood that no movie ever makes money according to the books. Are you saying that these studios are really losing money and not *Wink Wink* *Nudge Nudge* "Losing Money" (tm)(C)(pp)?

There was no point bro. It was a question. You could make a case that the top end for a PG13 only release would be the R release plus the PG13 release. That's why I was wondering how it did. To see if it was significant. Obviously it wouldn't be exactly that because i'm sure some people...

They did a PG-13 version too. How did that version do?

I didn't watch the first movie because the venom that showed up in the spiderman movie didn't interest me. But this was pretty good. Was the first one funny like this too? Can someone explain the red one shit? "Oh shit it's a red one, we're fucked!" I know nothing about the franchise but...

Probably different profiles with the same pics. That's what scammers do.