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Shit, more like ~10, forgot about nuevo laredo and new orleans. fuck

I think this is the meth version of the long con...

~5

There's no way, you are too nice a guy IRL.

wtf...I'm pretty drunk, but still, wtf?

Is it wrong that this thread makes me wnat to find my own junkie with a heart of gold?

Godamnit I'm just drunk enough to order that, but i'm half a continent away

holy fuck...

Watched a couple today, I see no evidence that Spacey is really a malevolent bad guy. But of course I thought the same of Don Corleone.

God damnit, how did you know I was going to post? Are you a wizard? Would rather jerk off to tranny porn than watch the Super Bowl

Czech Republic

Edit - oops, never drink and post

Are you looking for International editions? My Genetics course this semester required an access code for MasteringGenetics and I found the international edition for 45 bucks and it came with the access code as well.

Ya the dolphin story was amazing. It makes me wonder if dolphins have passed down stories of humans from generation to generation through language and that entire populations near human habitation are almost 'domesticated' in a sense. Probably not, but I definitely consider dolphins and other...

You do realize that mouth herps are HSV1, dick herps are HSV2 and transmission rates for HSV1 to genitals and HSV2 to mouth are low and uncommon right? The real threat is if she was in the actual shedding stage in her sweet poontang and he went from fingering her to playing with his cock with...

Good stuff. If I posted that on FB it would still get less responses than some random fat bitch complaining about her day.

Dude you just blew my motherfucking mind. I've watched the Wire all the way through at least three times and I never put that together. Would give you more rep if I could. Now I can't wait to marathon it all over again with all that in mind. Fuck. Just not enough hours in the day.

How bad is the herps in Korea?

I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for furniture on AP now. I am buying tons of shit from Amazon since getting it. Definitely getting my money's worth (6 mo free for students).

No doubt in my mind he's really that stupid. I was a construction foreman for a couple years under a guy that was 100% just like that, all the way down to the ridiculous bible thumper nonsense. Have you noticed that none of Dave's crew ever wear those fucking 3:16 Mining tshirts, but all of...

I don't have wild, crazy dreams about flying, sharks, falling off a cliff, whatever. I did have a couple EQ dreams when I was overdosing on that shit. All my dreams are completely random, mundane shit that makes no sense in the light of day. I also never, ever have nightmares. I probably...

Ya, that's all true. I do have a tendency to get into short little relationships that burn white hot for a couple months, then fizzle out. But those couple months are SO much fun.

Don't teachers in America already have enough shit on their plate to deal with besides learning how to be a fucking armed security guard?

My prediction is there is no "motherload", at least not in the truest sense of the word. ToddCrew will probly get close to a thousand ounces and when it's all piled up it will certainly look impressive and technically live up to the "motherload" that was advertised early in the season, but when...

I can look past Parker's mistakes because of his youth and amibition, he will learn from his mistakes. Todd on the other hand has no excuse.

How do you remember your dreams in such detail so long after the fact? Did you keep a journal?

If I could figure out how to paste a 300 message convo in Android, I would, it was textbook sexting rolled over into closing the deal.

Dude bro, she's the one txting the filthy. I've been around the block a couple times. She's ten years younger than me, I definitely know better than to play the eager puppy dog. But I'm damn sure not gonna ignore her and not text back.

Ya I was totally fucking off with the Indian thing. I based that off the pic she sent in which she was wearing some black sari thing, which apparently she wears because she is an artist and it doesn't stain and is easy to wear, so I assumed that plus her exotic look = Indian. I don't know, I'm...

Awesome, knew he had a familiar face, just couldn't place it.

Well, for the sake of argument, a lot more infrastructure is required to manufacture and deliver guns than drugs and alcohol. You can't grow a 9mm. in your closet.

I see what you did there.

That describes me to a T. I haven't had a drink since Xmas eve and I don't feel any different, besides not having wasted a day laying around being hungover. I still smoke the ganja, but I would be an insomniac if I cold turkeyed that as well. Haven't had to buy it in years once I learned you...

Pleasantly surprised to find all the seasons of Fringe on Prime. I've never watched and am looking forward to marathoning it when I get some time.

I'm def worried about the boring part, but since she's an artist there's a chance that maybe not. I resolved to quit drinking for a year to see what it's like. I've used drinking as a social crutch for so fucking long it's gonna be tough.

The only result that I cared about was getting laid, lol. But I'm making a real effort to stop thinking and acting like that and try out a real, adult relationship. A girl that doesn't drink is probably a good choice in moving towards that goal.

So I've got a date lined up through POF with a cute Indian (dot) chick that's working on her Masters in Sculpture(?) but she doesn't drink. For the last few years my m.o. has consistently been to just meet up during Happy Hour somewhere and throw a few drinks down their throat and take it from...

Shut up Astr0

How many hookers does one man need?