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That was luke skywalker from star track, dumbass. Do you even scifi?

I apologize for not reading the entire thread, but is anyone here actually mining any of these coins?

If the movie isn't 6 hours long I will be disappointed.

All I can say is that I should have worn my white pants.

Reminds me of when I was in massatwoshits with my boss on a work trip. He talked me into visiting some old mansions in our free time. We got into the dining room of one and they were saying how back in its heyday you'd have to be 'old money' to have been allowed to this part of the house...

I don't get what's wrong with being bisexual and polyamorous. You are acting like she said she identified as an attack helicopter. You're putting off the wrong signals. I can't help with that on a forum, i'd have to see how you actually handle yourself. Maybe you can do some reading on body...

Lying political ads. I don't mind political ads in general, but the ones that are flat out lies really rustle my jimmies good. I know we can't pass any laws about it because of the first amendment, but dammit it ought not be legal to lie in a political ad. In a perfect world, we'd have real...

Did they get the PIN too, or did you have one of those fake visa debit cards? If it was a fake Visa, then won't visa help out and do something quicker? I thought that was the point of banks being willing to use their network.

That pretty much confirms my long time suspicion that those 2 are actually first cousins. They're afraid to take the test because they will be found out.

The only reason I'm the least bit interested in this wedding is because she's super hot. My current rustle. I was sitting at my computer looking at the sights on my gun to see what it will take to replace them. When I unload it, the round in the chamber doesn't want to be eased out in a...

It's all how you introduce it. She probably says something like "That was pretty good, but do you wanna see the dick that gives me the best fucking ever? See those bumps all over it, they really stimulate my g spot" Then the new john can learn and next time do better. Thus she wins ... in...

This thread was like a metaphor for tyen and trex having sex. It was an awkward and confusing double hatefuck Tyen blew his load early Trex brought in another dude Other dude was sadder than tyen Trex stayed drunk forehead kisses In the end it didn't last very long and everyone was...

Seriously. Someone do me a favor and give haus more likes for that link. I killed the rest of the day yesterday trying to remember where all the secret rooms were.

So what you're saying is, you're not surprised they gave up either. Sludig, you totally need to tell her that if she doesn't take back the ultimatum, it's over. But I can't help you with the rest. If you want us to talk you into caving on the crotchfruit, head to the parent thread. Maybe...

Did Tyen show us his bank account number? I can't be assed to check if that's an account number across the top of that printout, but it kinda looks like one.

Get yourself a blackberry keyone bro. I stuck with a droid 4 until last year because I refuse to use those shitty touch screen keyboards. Only problem with the keyone is that the keyboard goes across the narrow end instead of the wide side. I'd rather they just make a damned slider again like...

You say this as if he's the one who is wrong.

@trex , I need you to tell us which if any of those texts we saw were done sober.

Don't knock the big noses. I like how they massage your balls when she's blowing you. I was looking for a white knight reaction to his schtick. Settled on the brony

My fist computer was a commodore 64. I wish I'd had a fucking disk. Had to enter the program for the game every time someone unplugged it. But mainly I wanted to say, wolf3d was the shit. If I had a computer that could run it, I'd still play it today. I wonder if tyen could turn it into a...

If you like her voyce, you should apologize. Just make sure it's for something you did wrong, or at least that you could do better. Like "Sorry we didn't communicate well, I should have waited for a confirmation from you and been more explicit with my plans" If she doesn't apologize right...

What the fuck does that mean. Top result in google when i search for jtrh-nbt is an article on the warning signs of domestic abuse. I don't think I blame her for blocking you. I hope she called the cops too.

Forget the portal, how about a blade? Iron man had some kind of energy blade, and I figure starlord was still carrying gamorra's blade.

What was the racial makeup of the audience?

Well, I don't know what the fuck an androgynous cable is. Does that make me too old or too young for that post?

By the time he's in the HOF nobody will remember who hated on him. But if he ryan leaf's it, everyone will remember you saying how awesome he is.

How about some typo lessons while he's at it?

They should have had another stinger where deadpool was watching the movie, looked at the camera and said "WHAT THE FUCK!" Cause that's what i was thinking.

I have a feeling that they will be losing people from their group.

I've put socks on while standing and while I don't like it, I never thought of it as a challenge. I use the shoes and socks time to stretch. I flex the hips while putting on socks, then put the leg straight out to tie the shoes and warm up the hammies for the day. Underwear always goes on...

Is this going to tie in with the avengers movie?

Cowboys need a WR. I'm hoping they pick up Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown He's supposed to be one of the top 10 WRs in the draft, and he could be there in the 3rd round. I want the cowboys to get him just so I can hear announcers say his name every week. His brothers are named...

Daughter came in last night and said "Hey i checked the mail a while ago and i guess it fell under my seat and i forgot about it until just now when I was cleaning the car ... so here's some mail" The only interesting thing was a check from my company. from 2016. Apparently they held out too...

You thought he was winning if he didn't get KOd after the fact? IIRC my personal score card had him winning 1 round. I wouldn't have been surprised if he'd won, but the other guy seemed more likely to get the decision.