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They just just lolcut him. Fuck it, he will just wrestlefuck everyone anyway. Keep his money and cut him. They really dont need that retard.

He's a goat fucking idiot. Great wrestler though.

Heavy only rules lol. Endurance is one of the most important aspects of being a UFC fighter. A lot of guys can smash you....in the first 3 minutes of a fight. But when you get into the 15 minute mark of cage fighting, it's almost a different sport.

Who the fuck here thought Khabib was going to submit Conor McGregor? He coudnt even finish Al Iaquinta. Yea I was wrong, but most thought Khabib would win a decision. But Kudos to him for submitting such a tough opponent. Conor's last two opponents were Floyd Mayweather and Khabib. Yeah his...

I am retarded, so I must defend my fellow low information and poor brain functioning brethren.

I feel bad for Andrew the Giant. He could of perhaps been an all timer if he were in a different position, on a better team, with a high tempo offense that gets him more snaps or better talent around him etc. But Jim Irsay is a fucking muppet and has driven that franchise into the fucking...

What if Luck gets hurt again is he done?

Yea your're right. His reign was a whirlwind, the Floyd fight was forever ago.

See all is right in the world. Grimlokk was humorous but highly pretentious. Sutekh was a cooked Dolphons fan. *shrug* I have just mentally checked out. Garoppolo going down will end up being one of my lowest points as a football fan. And yes I been posting in the NFL thread back when Mippo...

I just laughed and woke up my girl LOL. you come up with the craziest shit spronk haha. The lead German engineer is going to die by Mike's hand or Gus is going to plot to have Mike kill him, or just kill him himself. Either way that guy is dead.

Yea its fuckin stupid. The Diaz brothers are awesome while also being fucking retarded. Nick could of been one of the best fighters in MMA if he didnt take so much time off and didnt smoke pot during fight camps. Nate participated in one of the most important fights in the history of MMA, not...

Whittaker beat Yoel Romero twice, and is a great young athlete, etc, but Gegard might be the coolest customer in MMA. No emotion, no urgency, no shift in focus or aggression. He fights at the same pace, the whole fight, and doesnt waste ANY energy on low percentage strikes. I just think the...

Lol. Yea Conor doesnt knock people out deep into fights. He does catch a "second wind", and is able to still at least be active and effective into the championship rounds. But once that lactic acid starts to build up, he is much less dangerous. Opening fight/first 3 minutes Conor is like you...

I am a fan. But not a dick riding fan, the guy is very good technically, but he has lost before and will lose again. Right now though he is winning so he deserves credit, and the UFC is a joke when it comes to their ranking system and who gets a title shot etc. Whittaker is word class and its...

Gegard left the UFC on his own terms its not like he washed out. After the fight he called out the bullshit with Gastelum and GSP as far as rankings go etc and match making in the MW division there, so he is happy at Bellator and just beat a qualty opponent. Yeah he is a blown up WW but he is...

I dont even care at this point. Fuck the NFL. I will be a 49er for life, but the league as a whole is going in the wrong direction and has been for some years now.

Khabib is a monster, no doubt. His wrestling might be the best in the UFC. His cage generalship, ability to control his opponent, is incredible. But Conor is a different motherfucker. I dont devalue him at all for being TKO'd by Floyd in a boxing match 10 rounds in. His stamina has alays been...

What are the chances CJ Beathard makes the Pro Bowl? One in a million? Whats more likely, Beathard being a Pro Bowler, or Baker Mayfield winning MVP?

Yea I totally agree. They revealed their hand too much with the Kai character. Then you have the German leader, who is a sympathetic figure, his father an engineer who helped design the world famous Sydney Opera House, a man with a family, a beautiful family who he has never been away from for...

Fitzpatrick worth every penny. He will end up throwing 26 interceptions, but he makes it fun. I dont know how they go to Winston, but they probably have to with his salary, although his rookie deal is strange, as they only owe him 700,000$ this year, but TWENTY MILLION in 2019. So yea.

Yea. Im fucking gutted. I want to check out, but im not being a pussy. Fuck it. Kap got us to a Superbowl and he turned out to be a cuck muppet in the end, so you know what, hopefully we get another high draft pick, actually hit on a good one and build our defense. Look at the Eagles. When...

and you gotta admit losing McKinnon AND Jimmy G to basically the same injury, non contact, the same year, so early in the campaign, is awfully unfortunate. They lost 60 + million dollars due to that, and their season. If thats not bad juju and the dark arts combining to fuck them out of any form...

Well thats why I mentioned karma and shit because its not like he got Tom Brady'd, where a defender subamrined his legs and took him out. Garoppolo is one of the most conservative running QB's in the NFL. He does move outside the pocket, but he almost NEVER looks to run. EVER. I believe he...

I dont take meds and havent been to a doctor, and im very emotional/passionate about the 49ers ever since I was 6 years old. I used to cry and break shit and get punished for breaking shit and throwing fits when Brett Favre was raping them post 1994. Then Young got one too many "stingers" and...

Also I blame black lives matter and Keapernick Karma for Jimmy's knee injury. Wasnt Kap just in Africa recently? He probably spent a night with a bowl lipped shaman in some Wakandan hut and had him craft a voodoo doll of Garoppolo First the Nike money, then the sweet vengeance on the white...

I think Jed York must have fucked a young Thai boy during a full moon, then broke like 4 mirrors on the way out of the hotel, before 658 black cats ran by his fleeing car as he drove down a cursed road. Since losing the Super Bowl, this team has been not only bad, but unfortunately bad...

*swings slowly from closet rail with frayed rope tightly bound to neck, lifeless*

Welp fuck it once McKinnon got hurt this season was lost. Hopefully Garoppolo fucks more pornstars and throws interceptions until Shanahan is fired.

This is awful. All the years of bad drafting has now hurt the 49ers at the back end. They cant cover anybody. There is no intensity, no hardnose plays that set the tone like Patrick WIllis used to. Foster has been invisible. Maybe the Chiefs are historically good and Mahones is the next Montana...

Wow the 49ers secondary is absolute trash they are going to lose by 40.

Lol game on. People get too worked up early in football games.

Well see. Maybe 49ers get trashed but I doubt it. 49ers have the better defense and now they have Foster back, destroyer of worlds (and women's orbital bones). Anyone have a reliable stream for the games? I'm not home and I'm jonesin. Also the 49ers elected to have a hot garbage secondary...

Oakland is awful. I dont know what happened to Carr, but unless Gruden can coax him into putting up 350 yard games again and Cooper is celebrating in the end zone after hauling in 11 passes and a couple TD's that team is going to continue to be shit. Mack was a big part of their success, but hey...

You really think Mahomes is going to go wild again? No fucking way. Im not saying he will play like straight shit, but an average game is likely. His pace is obviously unsustainable. The 49ers can stop the run when they have to they just have problems getting off the field, so I can see Kelce...

The 49ers beat the Chiefs today. Mahomes is going to come back to Earth and Reuben Foster is going to help firmly plant him there. The 49ers defense will b challenged, but I think they come thru and hold the Chiefs to 24 points in Arrowhead. Jimmy can put up 30 on them boys.

Reuben Foster is back! He has reached his ultimate form. He has a weapons charge, a failed drug test, and a domestic violence charge on his resume so he is now able to achieve god-like ability on the field defensively. The fact that he has tattoo's, dreads and is a big athletic physically...

WEAPONIZED AUTISM. LMFAO. This one is hilarious. Low oxygen at birth as one of the qualifications to be on a Prometheus/Covenant mission, lol.

The rams might have the greatest defense of all time. I was wrong about Peters and their unit as a whole. Once Donald got signed, they havent looked back. They havent allowed a touchdown in 6 straight quarters.

Mack is a fucking manbearpig. He just looks dominant. Before the play even starts, his size and presence stand out. Then he explodes through blockers almost every other play, either causing a hurry, a QB hit or worse.

The Postman was somehow worse than Waterworld.