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  1. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Takes a lot of energy to lift all the body weight up off the floor. He does have good TD defense but, once he is sapped, you can cage rape him get him to the ground.
  2. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Look at Brady. He is obviously the most accomplished QB ever, but if you look closely, he is perhaps the most adaptive QB in NFL history. He can get it done with NO ONE at WR, using that west coast offense, and the short passing game to pick teams apart, Belichick will throw the ball 60 times if...
  3. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    zzeris Ill give you credit, was a good try but your Alex Smith dig is misguided. Jimmy G has a healthy YPA over his short career, and his INT to TD ratio is troubling, meaning he is willing to air it out and take chances. Alex couldnt gain 16 yards through the air over an entire quarter...
  4. Jozu

    The Predator (2018)

    How dare you! Tom Cruise is still kicking, and his newest effort performed well at the box office.
  5. Jozu

    Rick and Morty

    Damn bruh. Thats some deep shit, sorry about your brother. My ex girls bro necked himself over a woman and that shit fucked her all up. She is still fucked up over it. I get the same way when it comes to my mom and mothers in general (she passed away at 50 years old like 5 years ago). I have a...
  6. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Fitzpatrick is a maddening figure. He can light it up in certain conditions. The crazy games he has had over the past 4 years or so could have just been fortunate match ups or the talent around him, but it's not a coincidence he continues to have these scintillating performances. The guy is...
  7. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    He will get maybe one more shot with a team, but if he fucks that up he will never get another chance. There are just too many good young receivers in the game now to be a 27 year old fuck up and think you can go ball out on Sunday and fuck off the rest of the week.
  8. Jozu

    Battlefield V

    What the fuck happened to the FPS landscape? COD franchise is obviously tired, as is Battlefield, but its crazy how games like DOOM or other 2nd tier shooters (not based around online play, or a AAA title) are getting good reviews and fans are buying, but the big ticket titles coming from EA...
  9. Jozu

    Boxing

    Oscar De La Hoya baby! Viva la Mexico! Also, TECATE. and CORONA LIGHT. Boxing is trash.
  10. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Josh Gordon is a fucking idiot. He will be flat out broke in less than 2 years and will be either working a regular job or selling drugs by then and he still wont even be 30 yet. What a fucking waste of talent. 49ers are going to blast the Lions today. I think the Vikings beat the 49ers 8...
  11. Jozu

    Better Call Saul

    This episode was kind of filler. The part where Jimmy went into the law library was pretty powerful, even if we didnt get to really see much of it. That's where his road to getting his law degree began. And I honestly can only think they are pushing the cell phone angle to maybe set up Saul...
  12. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Romo is easily the best commentator on TV. Not only is he good at describing the action, knowing when to shut the fuck up and working off his partner, but the guy is just flat out intelligent. His years as a player and football IQ literally allow him to diagnose plays before they unfold or...
  13. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    And then BOOM *draws yellow squiggly lines all over screen* The good ol days.
  14. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Jimmy G first loss 3 picks, anemic in the red zone. I am disappoint. Fred Warner looks like a star though. Him along side Reuben Foster Week 5 is going to be absurd as their front 5 looked pretty dominant today. Secondary has always been shaky but at least Sherman will be a...
  15. Jozu

    Better Call Saul

    Jimmy isnt a truly evil, unsavory figure. He actually might be the most complex and well written TV show characters in history. Yea, almost 95 percent of the good shit he does is part of a long con to benefit himself, but he does have a moral compass, even if it is broken. He is capable of...
  16. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Jerrick McKinnon out for year with torn ACL. Fuck football. edit: Actually, this just gives Garopollo more opportunity to shine as they will have to throw more. That and Alfred Morris could end up being one of those dark horse fantasy guys who vulture touchdowns with a few 170 yard rushing...
  17. Jozu

    Better Call Saul

    The twin Salamanca death saint worshipper assassins basically were on like a 127 kill streak before Hank(?) took them out in BB. They literally killed at least 30 dudes in the opening scene. Not to mention they started out with a double melee kill, the one without the mole on his face seems like...
  18. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    At least the NFL is reviewing the helmet rule. It's been a disaster. Offensive players should be able to lower their shoulder and do their best to avoid incidental helmet contact (trucking).Defensive tacklers have a tougher job, but as long as they dont launch themselves I can see this rule...
  19. Jozu

    Who is America starring Sacha Baron Cohen

    him birthing a baby from his man womb was kind of funny though lol. Also, Brig.Morad is now Sgt.Cpl.Morad LOL
  20. Jozu

    Red Dead Redemption 2

    They cant fuck this up. They should be able to take the lessons they learned from the past with RDR as well as taking feedback from GTA V online experiences and combine that in order create something special. It's basically going to be a better version of GTA V IMO, just on horseback. The...
  21. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    Palhares was super jacked when he fought Garry Tonon at Polaris. This version of him makes that one seem laughable. He is like a cartoon character of himself that ate himself to gain a bigger self before doing all the steroids in the southern hemisphere.
  22. Jozu

    True Detective

    Season 2 was kind of retarded but Colin Farrel was amazing. His mustache was a thing of TV legend, and his coke and alcohol fueled one man party in his shitty apartment was one of the most gripping scenes Ive ever watched. Vince Vaughn was somehow a net positive at the end of the day, his...
  23. Jozu

    Crowfall

    lol. What a shitshow MMo's have become. If someone back in 2007 told you WoW would still be alive as the premier MMO in 2019 you would have told them to stop smoking crack. Here we are.
  24. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    That tackle is literally textbook. The NFL needs to use that shit as the shining example of what their league strives to be, when it comes to tackling a player. Instead idiot ref throws a flag and makes the situation even worse. Every tackle is different, but he did everything right, even...
  25. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Yea his interception rate is troubling. He will probably get picked off at least 15 times this year, if not 20. But fuck it I rather suffer a turnover here and there due to an errant throw but end up scoring 28 points by the end of the game, rather than being sapped by an overly conservative...
  26. Jozu

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Jimmy G will be a pro bowler and throw for 4200 yards and 32 tds. He fucks with the dark arts bruh. He has explored the anus of a pornstar, he will be able to overcome any defense just as he overcame the touch of venarial disease he contracted. It ain't nothing to G.
  27. Jozu

    Better Call Saul

    I dont know why I didnt think of this during my last post, but Gus wants to know whats up with Nacho because of the fact that HE wanted to be the decider when it came to Hector and what happens to him in this life. That was taken from him and that is what is ultimately driving him above all else.
  28. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    I mean, modern medicine is pretty amazing. That is a very fast turn around for such a gruesome injury though, that wasnt a regular ACL, he blew out his WHOLE knee. Like every fucking ligament there is in a knee. His surgery scar looks like a Halloween costume injury for fucks sake. And it wasnt...
  29. Jozu

    Better Call Saul

    Yea Nacho wanted Hector gone because he fucked with his family. Gus just wants stability and now with the head Salamanca incapacitated, he knows there will be added complexity regarding business. This is bad, so Gus is suspicious, toward Nacho naturally, as he was basically the guy protecting...
  30. Jozu

    Who is America starring Sacha Baron Cohen

    This show is really hit and miss. It is disjointed in a way where the viewer is just on an amusement park ride type of experience where it's one segment of entertainment followed by another, all unrelated, yet linked by a common theme (Cohen). I think just a small amount of added narrative in...
  31. Jozu

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Hyde is an average RB. I'm not sure it was worth drafting him so high IMO. And I'm not giving Garopollo all the credit I'm simply stating he did the best possibile job he could have given the circumstances and deserves a ton of credit. And if you actually watched the games and not looking up...
  32. Jozu

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    What solid pieces do you speak of, sir? Before Jimmy the Niners were basically winless and hopeless. Offense was beyond anemic. Carlos Hyde isnt a solid piece, as he now plays for the Browns. Couldn't stay healthy and was marginal in most contests. They had nothing at receiver besides Goodwin...
  33. Jozu

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Some of his picks were bad throws, but most were just poor decisions. That can be addressed, he has also made some ridiculous completions in tight windows and was highly impressive late in games. I dont know how anyone can hate on Jimmy G. The guy has done everything he can up to this point. I...
  34. Jozu

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    49ers are always shaky in the preseason for some reason. 4 different coaches in 4 years is A LOT, maybe more turnover than any team in NFL history in such a short span. And they went 2-2 all 4 seasons. With that said, if Kittle is hurt that is a huge fucking loss. 49ers are thin at TE, and...
  35. Jozu

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Hey man, 43% of Americans believe that Jesus Christ will come down from above (after already living, dying, rez'd, then kind of died again) riding a white horse to slay the wicked and bring forth the end times on Earth, IN THIER LIFETIME. Even being open to the IDEA of that is preposterous, but...
  36. Jozu

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I never said I believed it, obviously I know the fucking Earth is a sphere. It is just interesting to delve into all of the ridiculous aspects of flat earth theory. All of the evidence you presented is the same mainstream data that has been put forth time and time again. I'm not saying it's...
  37. Jozu

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Ok so obviously I dont actually believe the Earth is flat, but I have to admit I'm open to the idea of it. If someone could indulge me, please explain why airline pilots, or any observer at high altitude with a clear view out to the horizon cannot see the curvature of the Earth? Perhaps there...
  38. Jozu

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I stopped reading after you said you believe Bible scripture. Anyone who believes that drivel is either autistic, mentally compromised, low brain function or brainwashed. I believe in dimension walking, vampire psychic child molesters more than I believe that a dude named Yeshua turned water...
  39. Jozu

    MMA Thread

    It actually isnt a bad cast. Joe kind of rashes on that overweight trainer dude as he asks him if he is in to strength and conditioning as well as training fighters, why is he still fat? The guy laughs it off, and Joe then goes on to say "well it is the elephant in the room...." LOL. Sick burn...
  40. Jozu

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    What if the Earth is actually flat, but only in base reality? Given we are in a simulation, they created the spherical Earth concept to make us feel insignificant in such a huge universe.