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  1. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I came here to see gifs of lee wobbling around. Am dissappoint. The prelim where they called it a KO after time expired was bullshit (can't remember the names). Dude was getting up and the doctors shoved him back to the mat. How do you call that a KO? Even if he did go out after the fight...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In a word, it's safer. I don't care how good you think you are at backing out of a spot, it's safer to not back up in a busy parking lot. If you can't see that you're a moron. Secondly, if there's not an opportunity to pull through, it's safer to back in than back out because you have better...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And pictures of the twins.
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    Must Have Software

    Not sure where to post this question. I need some suggestions for audio editing software. Most important thing is it's gotta be good for a fucking luddite like me. Second most important thing is that it's free. But to be honest if I have to pay a small fee for something good I will. I have...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Getting more hilarious, you mean. But I wouldn't know. I'm willfully ignorant of FB and stopped at the welcome screen on quora. Somewhere out there, I have a FB account that's doing nothing but spamming the NSA with notifications about my progress in games. Would be great if someone could...
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    Rip Off Music

    Pretty sure that melody from under pressure is a ripoff of a george jones song. White lightning.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I don't understand the question. He somehow found her there. I don't do quora and when I went they wanted me to log in with my FB account so I stopped. Maybe that's how he got caught. It showed up in his FB feed that he was searching for hookers. Harlem HS? So she got some jungle fever...
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    What tickles your pickle

    It was not. Since it was on the other side of the house, the only thing feeding into it is the toilet that rarely gets used. We didn't look at it, but it should have basically been empty. Now that we know that, we'll make a point of keeping that bathroom usable instead of covered in cat litter.
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    What tickles your pickle

    My septic has been backed up for like a week. I started out trying to snake it with the 20ft snake I own. Didn't get the clog. Then I rented a 75 ft snake. Still couldn't get the clog. Then I hired someone to snake the drain, he got it, but it started running slow again the next day. I got...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I assumed it had something to do with orgasms being the best cure for cramps. Either that or she's letting you know that when the front porch is being painted, the back door will be unlocked.
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    What tickles your pickle

    No matter how big the tree, a 10 mile shot is something to be proud of.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Mass texts. Im in on one now with one of my karate buddies. Usually 4 people work out with us, but there's 18 people on this one. One of them asked "I'm sorry who's this" Another one answered with their name and the first person responded with "sorry" again. It's all I can do to not fuck...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The one downside to Trump's economy is that this isn't true anymore. I never understood why they do that shit either. I try to make all my shipments "no signature required" because this was happening. It shouldn't be hard to come up with a system that's both fast and reasonable. Like...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know if you wanted to vent or wanted help. But if you want help, I guarantee there are people here who can. We just need a lot more information. First piece of advice is lose the stigma about paying for it. You always pay for it one way or another. I was downright scared of girls...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wife is cuban, right? I thought hitting and throwing stuff at their man was the status quo for latinas.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    At first glance I thought your boss was telling you that.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just got a call from one of those smart recordings that hears what you say and responds to it. Those don't really rustle my jimmies much, I more amused by them. But this one fucking lied to me when I asked if it was a recording. She said "There's a real person here" Next time I'm going to...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    They found out when she turned herself in. So she probably found jesus or something and that look is the guilt being lifted from her soul. Also, finally a 'victim' who isn't a rat. He only talked when police came and asked him directly about it.
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    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    They're idiots, the kickoffs are far from the least interesting play in football. Extra points take that title. Followed closely by any FG under 35 yards. I think punts are more boring than kickoffs. The onsides kick alternative is lacking too. There needs to be another option like if your...
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    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    I know this is from a couple weeks ago, but the saying is 'queer as a 3 dollar bill'. It plays on the fact that queer also means strange, and it would indeed be strange to see a 3 dollar bill. I don't know if it was misused on the rogan show or if you misheard it, I just wanted you to know...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sounds like more proof that redpillers are onto something. She may have self esteem issues though and that's why she was playing the "you're not interested in me" game.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We're going to need to see a transcript of your interactions with these girls to tell you what you're doing wrong. I always found it helped to reassure them early on that i wasn't an axe murderer. YMMV
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    What tickles your pickle

    I renewed my vehicle registration online and instead of a convenience fee being added, I get an internet discount. Discount was only $1, but for as long as I can remember they've been charging me convenience fees for practically any way I tried to renew.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why do the people on news shows keep using imprecise language? I mean, they all studied communication in college, why can't they communicate better? It was a little thing this morning. They said a new design was going to be revealed that NOBODY (emphasis theirs) had seen before. WTF, how is...
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    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Apparently 3 dollar bills are really happy.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Re slow mexican drivers. They are using Kilometers. Next time you're behind one, check it out on the alternate markings on your speedometer and you'll see they're doing the right speed but on the wrong scale. It bugged the shit out of me when i was working in the Rio Grande Valley a number of...
  27. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    All avacado really needs is some salt. But the only time I eat it by itself is when I cut into one and my plans for whatever I was making change. Have you guys tried florida avacados? They're kinda sweet. Not good for guac, but better than haas on things like salads and sandwiches.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What is this? Is it actually called 'fancy' ramen? I like Pho too. That's where I got the idea to add jalapenos. The place i first tried pho tai had noodles, beef, bean sprouts, and jalapenos on the dirty dishwater. To that I just added soy sauce.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Just top ramen (maruchen or something like that). I haven't even tried anything else. Currently I put crackers, pringles, milk, turkey lunchmeat, avacado, and grilled jalapenos in mine. People I've been talking to do things like hot dogs, beef jerky, peanut butter, other types of chips (the...
  30. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I don't really follow this thread, is this the right place to talk about how we doctor up ramen noodles? I always thought i was a weirdo, but lately I've been talking to people and found out lots of people seem to do weird stuff to it. I wanna find out what you guys do.
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    The Orville

    Pretty sure the doctor's oldest son is going to be a wesley.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    In that case, ezra/snoke and sabine can have a daughter named rey.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Having my wife's car re-upholstered. I liked the owners when I went in initially. But when I finally brought the car in, they had an oxygen thief working the front desk and answering the phones. It was supposed to be done in a day, so I called her yesterday to check on the status and she said...
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Sure. As long as she can close her mechanical fingers as fast as she closed her real ones it's a total upgrade. I can't think of any indication we've had that she can make other things work faster though. Even when she grabs a person and relocates them they don't know whats happening.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    And they name her Jaina so we have jacen and jaina running around again? I was expecting to see someone who could be snoke in this series. If we did, I must have forgotten.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I figure the blonde chick is an LMD too. The only way I can see yoyo's arms being cut off like that is if her body was inside the chakra while it was cutting her arms. Still not very plausible. I don't even remember if the chakra was big enough for that to be possible. Either that or she...
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    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    What happened to the talk of the browns hiring fisher? They wanna turn the team around, that's the best way to do it. Instant 8-8 until you get tired of it and fire him.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I sat down and squished mine the other day. Tell your wife it means they're getting too full and she needs to empty them for you. Works for me usually.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    fucker from AT&T called me last night offering to bundle my phone, TV and internet for $99 a month. I already have Direct TV (which is owned by AT&T) and am paying more than $99 just for it, so i was like hell yeah! I asked him what kind of internet we were talking about, like how does it get...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    LOL if i'm not careful I'll get cramps fapping.