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She bought him marijuana. She went too far. I'm in favor of legalization, but not for kids. Throw her into the men's prison.

I missed recording the first couple of episodes because they changed the name, and I never watched season 2. Glad to know it's on netflix. I was planning to look for it eventually.

Were there 2 episodes aired back to back? I only got the wolves and a door one. Did I miss World between worlds?

If i remember the stories right, the chick had gone to that school and was a legend. The best athlete the school ever produced, or something like that. Like al bundy returning to polk high, only at 22 instead of 42. So she was back in her stomping grounds 4 years later. The one thing the...

Was she actually his teacher? I didn't see any of that in the articles I read and the people with the torches and pitchforks never seem to care. It's not like we haven't seen cases of teachers getting crucified for fucking legal aged students from other schools.

Just found out I got a raise at work. Over 6 months ago. Boss forgot to tell me. It was like $1.50ish an hour. I guess I just don't look at my check stub that closely. I only found out because I filled out some paperwork wrong that got submitted to payroll, and they told me.

That's what high class hoes with 2+ homes do. They bed the young studs. The bitches we're used to fucking with 1 or fewer homes are the ones who ride the bony pony.

They boned at her second home. Pretty good for a 22 yr old. Only reason she's teaching is to meet guys.

Pretending to work is work.

Oh man I know that guy, he used to be my boss. We kept a list of retarded shit he said. I wish I could find it today. Here's what I remember "I hate these pedofiles" (talking about people who peddle shit on the side of the road) "This is a critical process we can't afford more than 90%...

Fuck HOAs. Mine is voluntary and I didn't volunteer. Last year they were trying to change the deed restrictions so we went to the annual meeting and gave them hell. There were about 6 other people there (out of maybe a dozen total) for the exact same reason. Only showing up because of the...

I stopped reading before my HIV turned to aids, but that guy isn't really down on the dysons. he even said dyson is best if you're stuck on bagless, which my wife is. Seems like his main complaints are that he doesn't like bagless and he thinks dyson used to be better. I think they all used...

When I started playing football I got a lot less violent in the rest of my life. Maybe it's cause I didn't use steroids.

What did you come up with? The only reviews I saw that didn't have dyson 1 or 2 had qualifiers about cost. I'm also going to need to know what's important to you in a vacuum. Do you have bad allergies or pets? Hell, I didn't think you have enough uncovered floor at your house to even run a...

I think it's clear that mixed doubles curling is the best form of the sport. Is anyone else pretty sure finland's team has 2 chicks? You can see how she is trying to hide her breasts.

I saw gronk hosting a comedy show a couple weeks ago. His set was good enough to make me think he'd do well as an actor. But lol at the HOF and best ever talk. He's not even the best TE playing right now, much less of all time. Longevity and availability matters. If it doesn't then we can...

Have you tried drinking and working?

So I'm getting my wife a vacuum cleaner for valentines day. I know it's a little unorthodox, but I think she's really going to like it. On an unrelated note, I was surprised at how many vacuum reviews have to include a qualifier like "for the money". I was like, fuck this I just want a vacuum...

hubba hubba. Got excited reading the article because of phrases like "Police received a tip that the pretty brunette" and "high school supply teacher with the York District Catholic School Board" (imagining a catholic school girl uniform) But there were no pictures so I had to look them up...

Can't remember if we talked about this yet. Apparently in alablama it's unconstitutional to prevent teachers from fucking students as long as they are at the age of consent. Violates the equal protection clause to single out teachers. Alabama teacher who had sex with teens appeals...

"No Fault divorce state" means that you are not allowed to have someone at fault for the divorce? I always thought that just gave you a third option. There's no way this divorce isn't her fault Unless I'm forgetting something you did, don't go that route. Also, I thought she wanted to try...

I always saw the anti-gun thing as him being selfish. He's cleverer than you and can kill anyone he wants with his cleverness. But guns equalize and make the less clever a threat to him. The anti saluting thing I thought was because of bad experiences with armies.

Need a followup on this man. Why did they revoke you? My guess is that they got the genealogy report back and found out you're not really descended from an original texian.

Old people with email. One of the clubs I'm in has a bunch of olds. They got a new emailer system and sent out a test email and asked everyone to respond to show they got it. The problem is, they exposed the group address in the from line, so every response went to the entire list. In 2...

Grats eagles and eagles fans. I expect riots in both cities tonight. Don't disappoint. You know the boston fags are already rioting, so don't let them out do you. Best part is that the backup QB won MVP. No way that doesn't cause problems in philly next year. Even if they avoid the QB...

Been busy IRL for a couple weeks, but I wanted to pop in here and say I wrestled a lot with who to root for, and since it can't be a tie, I'm going with the eagles. The deciding factor was that since they have a backup, him winning a super bowl would definitely create a QB controversy in philly...

No but she was ugly enough that I didn't wanna go out with her. I fucked her but never nutted from the sex. That was mostly because she always sucked me dry first though.

Back in those days the conservatives just didn't stick together because we were all different "flavors". Tad and merlin were some kind of nut flavor that I didn't want to be associated with most of the time. They also tended to rant about shit I didn't care about.

I had a similar experience with the bloodrayne movie. But she sucked it through the entire film, just kept swallowing and sucking. When the movie was over she made me a sammich. That I didn't marry her should tell you how ugly she was.

It was probably a new TV and the saints were losing every time he watched a game on it. Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and get rid of shit with bad juju like that.

Anyone know what the stealers were thinking with that squib kick at the end of the game? I mean, I know it was a stupidly long shot, but that seemed like the worst option. Did they give up or did the kicker just not hit the ball well?

Compromise and name him American Inventor jim. Surely no one could be offended by a great literary reference. But if they are, then it's still named Jim Crow.

Yall motherfuckers is forgetting about betamax. i don't have the entire trilogy on beta but i have empire. Also, when disney acquired it, weren't they going to re-release the true originals? or was that just fan masturbation? He wasn't really doing you a favor, just proving he was working a...

Please don't tell me it got to Breakin, or You Got Served levels of absurdity, where important shit was somehow on the line.

roger roger. I don't do any of those things.

I wonder if it would work to force choke myself while I jerked it. If I passed out the force choke would release, so it might be too safe for me to get a good nut.

I'm down for any movie with those two commentators. When will they realize they are the real stars and do a movie with them just commenting on various shitty competitions?

It was better than I expected. Overall it seemed a lot like Alien Nation (if you remember that old series) with the primary difference being that the human partner wasn't constantly ignorant of the alien shit going on. They definitely should have at least had a scene with a kid in a history...

After seeing 8 early on, I thought max and / or her brother were going to wind up being part of that program too. Max was pretty much always wearing long sleeves whenever I'd think to look for a tattoo. I didn't completely drop that theory until the episode where we actually saw their parents.

They have a small issue with power creep of their bad guys. First season was a demigorgon that they barely beat. Second season was a million of them, plus a mind flayer that they barely beat. If season 3 is a million mind flayers plus an even badder asser boss, it's going to be a little...