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So im clicking through some profiles that are a close match for me, reading through what the girls wrote. Get to one that looks pretty good, and then I get to the final line written below... wat?

It also turns out hes rape at MTGO Drafts.

these ones.

The only rule to professional photography is take a shit ton of pictures. Ive seen uploaded pictures that weren"t renamed from what the camera called them so they"re all numerical. It might be a single photoshoot but the pictures will be numbered 05, 13, 34, 35, 67, 124, etc. They"ll take...

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the -internets are just some WTF Weird Icing on the cake.

Pfft you"re pretty much an "07er

beard/mustache trimmer on lowest setting. Not quite smooth, but very mild stubble. Like a 5 o"clock shadow.

1 year from now this thread will be about early parenthood. 3 years from now this thread will be about dealing with divorce.

pepperoni no contest

Ask for Big Mac sauce to.

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Well that"s the whole reason I like a mall. It"s all walking constantly on the move so you have moments when you"re in a store but walk down different aisle"s, you"re not forced to be right on top of each other the whole time, have the option for more space. You have the option to be spontaneous...

Honestly making a list like that of pro"s and con"s is the best you can do. You need to take a step back and look at the big picture of where you"re at with this girl. I"ve just dealt with getting out of a semi similar situation. Had been regularly hanging out with a girl every...

I"d blame this mostly on the lack of qualudes today.

whatevs, just sorta happened while talking. I was just trying to give an example of how whore"ish some of the girls on these sites are. Known her less then 20 hours and she was willing to go that far. All you gotta do is be over the top with suggestive flirting and act like you"re hot...

what was a bad plan?

OKCupid is a gold mine. Made an account couple of days ago. The site shows anyone who"s looked at your profile, has multiple ways to match you with people, and really pushes you to message new people everyday. You"re profile actually gets stuck at 40% complete until you message 5 new people. Its...

If you have to ask if it"s too soon... it is.

What does what you "bolded" have to do with what you quoted from Aych?

When the Antibiotic Resistant Tuberculosis rapes humanity I blame you. PS: Most STD"s are viral you dumbshit. If a cure was as simple as antibiotics do you think STD"s would be the problem that they are?

Yes.

Tyen?

oh obviously, im just trying to give Aych a hard time.

Down? Dude it"s fucking boston. 90% of this board will have to come UP to see you.

So its weird for a girl to fuck in front of strangers at a party. But its normal for a guy to do it on webcam for the interwebs to see? /boggle

pretending they"re mini door knockers. Yes, I have "knocked" a pierced boob.

shes got an hourglass figure with an extra wave. the true fail is with all that christmas shit in the background you should have hung an ornament from each tit

fucking gross

um?

He got the Hedberg reference. You got half of it. The whole joke is saying Cranium Accessories and then after the audience laughs saying they"re a smart audience, because for some crowd"s he has to dumb it down to "head shit" All the fail is on your part. Edit: This is the actual...

No i think it went over your head.

You"re welcome

i don"t see any scribbles on your face.

Fixed Was re-reading thread couldn"t resist it.

this good enough? I"ve never been so nauseated working with a picture in photoshop. The pic of galiems fiancee didnt help either.

I love you.

He will when they get in their first newly wed fight and she gores his leg.

This is why i post here.

WTF is that Gollum combined with Fidel Castro??