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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    First thing I got was the weight increases. I still haven't bought any of the inventory expansion but I probably will in the near future since depending on what i'm farming I can run out of space rather fast.
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    EVE Online

    Ban people for killing a character named Hillary Clinton and saying they're a muslim? You must be new to the internet...
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Why would I ever be approaching Capri or his fantasy wife, tho?
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yes, because I was only using my left hand.
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Grouping as far as PvE goes basically consists of people all soloing close enough together to share the exp from what i've seen/done of it (I mostly grind solo).
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Given his comments about paying junkies to rape people, I doubt he's interested in a fight with anyone.
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Spending 2 grand on a hooker while you complain about how your "son's" college is gonna cost a fortune. Trying to brag about your house/income on the internets is retarded especially if it's only a $610,000 house, in case you weren't aware. I still stand by my comments on the quality of the...
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Way to be a great pretend dad/husband.
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    For a bit I was using knight's rations but I think I need to either stop or find a different third food. I use calpheon and serendia specials and I don't care much for having half of the knight's ration bonus being overlap with serendia's. Not really sure there is any other food out there that...
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I bought 2 dogs a while back (and my hawk from buying the game). Yesterday I decided to upgrade them. All three original pets were lvl 10. The dogs both got t3 on one combine with unleveled t1 dogs but it took me 4 hawks (plus the original) to get a t3. T1 lvl 10 + t1 got me t2, t2+t1 got me...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I scrolled through those 27 explanation points waiting for the spaghetti on the floor/fresh prince of bel-air/etc... time i'll never get back (and this whole thing is still a trolljob).
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Almost nobody (and I really mean nobody) will kill you while you're running around grinding. I got attacked once and it was after I was already 50 by someone who didn't want me to come into their grind spot and they didn't chase me down or anything. As long as you aren't trying to steal mobs...
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    52 times 1000 is almost how much his kids have to pay for a (year?) of college after you take out the miniscule amounts covered by their bad scholarships.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Lol had my first pvp encounter today. First was some guy in a ghillie suit at catfish who attacked me once when I showed up and told me to leave... I let him slide on that one and just went to one of the other spawn points and told him not to attack me like that again. He hit me for about 200...
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Pretty much this, although i'm still going with the wife/kids being non-existant.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The fuck kind of shit scholarships are your kids qualifying for that you still have to pay 32k per year? Obviously that 17k per year high school didn't learn them worth shit.
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I'm starting to wonder if I am doing something wrong or something. I did some gear swaps last night and now i'm at I believe 72 AP and 105 DP (with another 13dp when i'm fighting from dark armor) but I still get rolled by the mobs in abandoned sanctuary. I burnt through 100 heal pots and died...
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Did everyone somehow miss the part where it says he "exchanged some words" with the driver who hit him? I highly doubt he was politely checking if everyone involved in the accident was alright. Doesn't mean it was a justified shooting or anything but seriously, he probably started running his...
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I can't find anything relevant with my googlefu really so I figure i'll ask here since i'm sure we have some 55+ or close to it. Is accuracy necessary at all once you get to 50+? Right now the vast majority of my trinkets are Kalis for the accuracy and i'm wondering if I should start swapping...
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Do pets have to get to level 10 before they get their bonus? Mine are 7 and have never had one since I got em.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I'm getting rocked now that i'm 50, I gotta start seriously stacking some armor stones somehow cause 88 dp just isn't cutting it against the mobs that are higher level than catfish.
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Getting 300 with Freharau is equally or even more retarded. 75% of the possible minigame objectives are impossible.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    It 100% absolutely IS rng when you can't see what the requirement is going to be before you drop energy on it or decide to continuous interact.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I'm hoping you mean 300+ when combined because i'm 49 with like 62 ap 85 dp or something and if you mean 300+ in one of the stats then i'm going to cry at how bad my gear is. Edit: Just hit 50 tonight, sitting on gift letters 3/4/5 if anyone wants to trade em.
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I love my sorc. Haven't played any other classes yet but sorc is doing it for me.
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Agreed 100%. As far as the $30 vs $50, I personally like the horse flute I got in the $50 package but I also dropped another $90 on pearls to get a costume, underwear, a bunch of dye, 3 pets and the 3 pearl weight limit increases. Still have like 1110 or 1190 pearls to spend at a later date...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Bought a t3 female on the market today and exchanged it with my freebie t3 horse and got a t4 male. Think i'm gonna have to spend some time taming horses to find a t3 female i can breed and go for a t5. I'm level 43 or 44 now and only have like 107 contribution, I can't connect any more nodes...
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    So basically Rito is giving the school money to give other people money to give the school money.
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    You expecting some company to dump $750million into an mmo that is designed to last for 25 years with no subscription cause "longevity!"? Companies are in business to turn profits, not to spend all their and their stockholders money to make you happy while they sink into bankruptcy. No game...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Bolded and bigged the funny parts, and I didn't even go through the new 3 pages of posts but i'm assuming from the 3 posts I saw that many more lolz are to be had.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    So i'm starting to see why Wooly might've gotten the boot from PRX... and lol at calling BDO a casino.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In the US people just put half their car on the shoulder of the road and the other half in the grass/dirt to do that shit. The worst is when people actually let the fuckers back into traffic, the best is when the morons drive straight past a cop and get instant karma.
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Since we're on a traffic rustle lately, the one that gets my jimmies rustling is fucking morons who can't comprehend the fact that there are pedestrians in this world. Sit at a light waiting for the crosswalk so I can cross, car sitting directly beside me at the same fucking red light. Light...
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Yeah I dropped the cash on the pearl shop weight increases cause I got sick of going overweight when I actually started grinding stuff in my early 20s. I'm like 31 or 32 now and i'm seriously considering dropping some more cash to get an army of pets (I grouped at red orcs with one person who...
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    Violin is awesome, please don't let him/her turn it into dubstep-violin bullshit.
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    My guess is OBJ when some corner beats him.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It's the same with every sport. Everyone always wants to claim that the top women can compete with the men but it's just not true.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Future First Family and Hot Protesters Thread

    In your dreams, maybe. I'm not judging though, i'd settle for sloppy seconds in my dreams.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    WarCraft (2016)

    I'm so confused..... you "grew up on WC" but you are baffled by humans fighting against orcs (the entire fucking premise of the entire series)? I must have missed Warcraft 0 where the orcs just exterminated the human race with no contention and all the other games were just a dream as the last...