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  1. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    plenty of time for folger to vote again.
  2. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I'd like to see her play a damsel in distress. It would have to be a comedy and there'd be one scene when no one is watching that she punches a bad guy and launches him into orbit. I too would pay $1000 for a chance to wrestle with her. Do you think she'd agree?
  3. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    That's fine but we really need nudes to put this to rest.
  4. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Goddammit foldger this isn't a facebook giveaway where you can enter every day.
  5. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    And if you don't like the taste of bananas you can take them as a suppository. All the nutrients none ofthe calories.
  6. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    You been waiting 4 years to use that haven't you? Well enjoy it your window of opportunity will be short.
  7. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    If this was a swing state (which it is) and you were a democratic election official (which you are) then you'd count mikerb's post as votes for scream and teaks*. Since those are the only 2 of the 4 he voted for that was clearly his intent. and 10 votes for biden
  8. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. @Caepan - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar, but this is all we have to offer. Also, I don't like the avatar and want it changed. @Vanessa vs. teekey - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar...
  9. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah I skipped all the SW cartoons at first because I can't stand that style of animation. But I got used to it. After watching rebels, the clone wars style didn't seem as bad. Rebels animation was peak shittiness. They dialed it back for resistance to something more tolerable. Resistance...
  10. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    My dad had a recipe for carp. He didn't particularly like carp but this was pretty much as good as it could get. You don't have the scale it or anything. Just cut 2 slits down either side of it's back to make pockets. Then find some cow manure and roll it into balls. Yes this is real, I...
  11. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. Caepan Vanessa vs. teekey
  12. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Not entirely true. Maybe the part about this ep causing the blowup only appeared now, but we definately talked about him bitching out before any episodes dropped and talked about it being because of having to wear the helmet. But thanks for the rundown.
  13. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Can someone type out the jist of this rumor for those of us who aren't going to watch? Please. I feel like a 'please' should be in there somewhere but I don't know where. So now it's in there twice.
  14. Hoss

    Letterkenny

    I need to figure out how to watch it.
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I do. I get so fucking annoyed at having to check voicemail. Even with spammers if I don't feel like fucking with them I answer and hang up so they can't leave voicemail. That's the reason I won't sign up for the spam blocking service on my phone because it sends potential spam straight to...
  16. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Plot twist. Thats actually a former altar boy of his.
  17. Hoss

    Batwoman

    If you are willing to look hard enough you will always find things to be offended over. That's why they say someone has taken offense instead of saying they were given offense. You make the decision to take the offense.
  18. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    No probably not. 3 other people who's name I can't remember will most likely get 1 month bans and another one will get a 2 month. Or is it 2 people with a 1 month and 1 with a 3 month? Something like that. At any rate the point is foldgerbro is probably going to win that one.
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    YOU GOT THE RONA! Quarantine to self for 10 days and try not to think about how quarantine literally means 40 days.
  20. Hoss

    Batwoman

    He was in the crossover, so he should be connected. I figured for sure he'd be a bigger part of next year's. Does it feel at all like a blacksploitation film of the 70's? Because I love those but I didn't see any way they'd do that in current year.
  21. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Xeq must have once acted up during phazel's time of the month and yeekey hasn't done that yet.
  22. Hoss

    Batwoman

    Is black lightning worth watching? I skipped it because I'd never heard of the character.
  23. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    And titties. Don't forget tig ole bitties. I always thought a story with a completely alien species being the hero would be interesting. I don't think we have what it takes to make that story though.
  24. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    First off Fuck you Asshat you can't tell me what I'm fucking voting on! And B: Hasn't it been more than a year since he's been muzzled? He was threadbanned before the bully pol pit happened, and that was in July. Thirdly, even if we say he was in politics up until july, it's still only half...
  25. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Screamfeeder vs @lurkingdirk - For inducing a seizure with the graphics in the first post. And also because scream being barred from politics has almost completely eliminated his asshattery. I think some of you are voting on how he acted in the past. Lendarios vs. @Caepan - For colossal...
  26. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    In HS I did a typing test on the computer and scored north of 100 by just banging away on random keys and taking the penalties for the errors. In real life, I believe my typing speed was like 25 WPM. Haven't done one since. I think my mom was close to 200 IIRC. I saw her typing on electic...
  27. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I think the people on alderaan had a higher average life span. Until they all suddenly didn't that is. I've thought about this too. I like to pretend that there's a whole other galaxy of conflict within that galaxy and they just don't cross paths because their evolution made them so...
  28. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I think I type faster than I actually do. I have to be sure to proof read my shit because I'm always leaving out whole ass words. My best guess is that my mind THINKS I'm typing faster and just skips words to keep up with my train of thought. Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure this is a...
  29. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Because I'm not a faggot. There's only bros and hoes.
  30. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    I'm really glad the first pussy I tasted was a sweet one. My theory is that taste is determined by race but diet also makes sense. That first girl was oriental and Mexican mix. I never tasted another oriental but I tasted a lot of Mexicans and they were almost as good. Every white girl I tasted...
  31. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    No. Most if not all of them live longer than humans. Yoda was 900 and thats both humanoid and frogoid. Chewie was already a hundred years old when Han met him. Gravity varies everywhere by a little. Its just part of life for them like elevation changed are for us. I think there might be a...
  32. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    You let him get to you scream. You're not supposed to let us know you have a weakness for animals. Dog's not gunna fuck you dude.
  33. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Oh yeah. Well, if the stuff about dominion is true ... Actually no, I'm not going that route. Instead I'm going to remind everyone about how teeky said he took the bet because he was planning on leaving after the election anyway. So if he wins this he probably won't be around to serve his time.
  34. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Isn't teekey the one who's going to be banned once it's official that bidet lost?
  35. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    Coming from someone who supports a family of incestuous pedophiles, this is not surprising.
  36. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Who's the actress. Maybe she's flat chested which would be consistent.
  37. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Maybe so maybe no. If not for modern medicine (the pill and condoms) I would have also had a lot of kids before I got eaten trying to wrestle a grizzly.
  38. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2020

    That's a gonna be a soft pass from dog.
  39. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2020

    Maybe. Depends on how much dick sucking you expect from a secretary.
  40. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2020

    I did some calculations and the matchups would have been 34,39% better if you had used reaction score for your ranking instead of post count. You can bump that up to 86,81123% better if you use the likes to post ratio. But that's a lot of work.