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What the fuck dude, that sounds hilarious. Where's the link? To me it sounded like "HEY BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT HERE OR I'M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU. YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE EFFORT IT WILL TAKE FOR ME TO RING THE DOORBELL" And when I explained it to the young man that way he agreed.

Not me man. That fucking poodle hair knocks everyone down a notch in my book.

OK. Good advice.

We just changed clocks here. But I'm working the night shift, so instead of getting an extra hour of sleep, I get to work an extra hour. For free. Because of Covid-19 all overtime must be approved in writing in advance and they are not approving any overtime. That's a second and separate...

I mean yeah, but they DID need to score. If he doesn't score there, there's a chance they don't score at all. It's football, you never know what the next play will bring.

Wait weren't the falcons going to get rid of Matt Ryan? Why's he playing?

Fuck it. Lets see our emergency QB. And get matty ice signed before the game ends.

rebound. Take it to the bank.

This cowboys / redskins game is fucking painful to watch.

Duckduckgo. For some reason this past week everytime I try to search something, it clears out the box and goes to the main page. If I didn't remember to copy paste the search first I have to type the shit back in again. What the fuck is up DDG, I want to like you, please stop sucking!

I found out today that a thing called a peanut butter malt exists. Maximum over rustle.

So have the cowboys named kellen moore head coach yet?

You gotta tell her about the jerking off. Don't let it get to head like that. Expect her to start asking a lot more often about your dolphin flogging activities.

It's got an apocalypse. I'm in. If it's still playing after thanksgiving I will probably go watch it in the theater.

I hated her as a kid too. Until I started liking girls.

You don't always have to hunt in the morning. Deer are often active in the middle of the day too. Especially if it was a clear bright night. They will have been out running around all night and bedding down for the morning. I mean, I get that that's part of it, I'm just saying the morning...

You're weird. Being cold always makes me want to kill shit. If the boog happens during the summer I might not show up.

Hidden where? In the end zone? Not a very good hiding spot, I saw them there all night long.

Pack the fenceposts with c4. They won't even think to question why the car blew up because of Hollywood.

mother fucker I'm getting tired of hearing about this fucking studebaker

Is that possible? God I hope so.

Give me a few days I need to figure out how I'm going to call it a rebuilding year AND that we're going to win out and go to the superbowl.

We've moved on to the second quarter. After a few more games we'll fall apart in the 3rd and then end the season falling apart in the 4th. In the playoffs we'll wait for OT.

ggooddddaammiitt He needs coaching. Too bad we don't have any of those in dallas.

Yeah. none of the starters are left from last year. There was one (martin) but he left the game already.

I was thinking speed humps. But the shitty ones that are bolted in and have high edges so they will break free easily.

Seeing as how my team has to face hopkins next week, this is a good time to say fuck you to the texans and fuck you to the piece of shit egomaniac who got rid of him. But not to the texans fans. On this issue, we're cool.

I get this with the VOD from my cable company (who I believe uses hulu tech because they sometimes ask me for a login). I never got it when I was running hulu from the fire stick though.