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Programmers who don't know that you cant store currency on double tends to use them instead of decimals.

u have no sense of humor. From time to time i name my decontructors Exterminate()

This week i'm inserting my little pony phrases into my code. A man gotta do what a man gotta do..

1993 NBA Finals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, just look at MJ and Barkelys numbers. LBJ does not come close to those numbers. That series was amazing.

what is this new naruto manga u guys are talking about?

That is the actual value of scrum, making developers accountable. Once you make it visible, how long task take, you will quickly see who is dead-weight in your team and who is the superstar. Not that you didn't knew beforehand, but now you have actual statistical evidence as a manager. That has...

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: FIFA Challenge - Bud light Lime, Adidas, McDonalds - YouTube Does anyone have a higher quality version?

Magic number (programming) - Unnamed Contants- Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia FRom Magic number

that gif is bad ass.

Magic strings are when you use string or numbers ( magic numbers) that by themselves have no meaning, and u have to have contextual knowledge to know what it means. For example Imagine the following code If any one has to read that the first thing they will ask, is what the F is 1. Now read...

if the context is the actual '.' character, having the constant named Keyboard.DOT is a valid name. You should avoid magic strings, reason been is that is makes things easier to change, and to find where is been referenced. For example, if you want your separator aka dot, to latter be something...

I'm just going to watch anything ufotable makes from this point on. Fate/stay UBW has amazing visuals. I hope Emiya says his full encantation in Engrish. Every time archer says it, it is awesome.

I should have been her advisor.

Fifa is a private organization. It would be the same as suing the Miss Universe Contest because you lost. I don't think there is court that can legally take such a case. Also provided that historically referees have fucked up a lot, and is just part of the rules of the game.

That is brilliant. I normally kept around gym cloths for that, but it was getting harder to explain.

my jimmies were rustled for a second. So the women complains that that another passenger got an unopened can. The flight attendant corrects her mistake, and opens the beer can. Why isn't that the end of the argument?

He should still drink the Bud Lime.

Regarding the mountain. what do think the guy meant when he said "the work continues Milady"? Zombie plan B ?

I had to direct manage the code provided by Chetu, and that was horrible, after giving them a 1hr. long explanation of what our standards were, an how we want the work to be done, they went ahead and just tagged into existing stored procedures, instead of creating new classes. It made me livid...

PS. im bored i have to watch Azure Clouds services now to implement message queues, so that video sums it up.

I personally think the architecture position is overrated. I see it more like a coordinator, that sets up a set of common rules. but there is nothing special to it. They don't have any special technical knowledge than developers don't have. It is just the person who has the more Business...

Money probably started talking. Last thing Visa/Nike and other American companies needs, is the US Government inquiring why are they directly sponsoring a corrupt organization. Also maybe someone made a deal that implicated him and he got the phone call.

I want a Pony. In seriousness =) the thing working against becoming an expert is simply time and money. Most developers who work in non tech companies change jobs quite frequently. You basically build something as a contractor, then move on, or depending on the political atmosphere there is...

So question. Im an X man fan, but i dont read comics that much. My initial exposure was the Tv show and then later some comics here and there. So I found out about the House of M years ago and i finally read it. I really liked it, so my question is. What are the next arcs after House of M for...

just make them eager to write. See what i did there?

So problem solved!!!

I didn't see a thread for it, maybe because no one here follows it, but here we go. Spoilers ahead With the reduction on the number of regional competition to only 8, every event was a very competitive event. Last year's debacle of lower tier athletes qualifying for the finals was fixed...

The main reason why developers don't like to QA, is simply laziness. To get people to write a test is like pulling teeth.

OMG today. another endless opinion argument. Same Xml guy: Oh whenever i do an db save, i reload all my data from the DB, and return that. Me: why will you do that? there are no errors, no exceptions, why will u do another call to the DB, when no errors where detected during the save...

It is super simple, all QA has to do is document the failures of the tests. Sometimes we push stuff into Prod that we know has technical debt( a.k.a. bugs), QA just asks the iteration manager to sign off on that. Everyone is happy that way, even though we successfully pushed a known bug to...

It doesn't matter how much I fuck up in my code I can always say at least I did not crashed a space ship.

Memory Leak will be my guess, u are deleting the pointer to the class array and u are leaving it hanging around on the memory.

Dont go to Github, Try first Team Foundation, you can become the team foundation overlord.

do what the rest of america does, and what it was done to me. sell it to someone else after the fix is patched.

But if they are calling you for advise. Isn't that a good thing? At least they trust you, maybe a that time offer a price match to what they are asking u about.

I don't know if this is silly suggestion or not. But what about leaving a sign or a mail slot where u take customer orders on papers. Something like on bright letters "If you miss me call me at XX and I will call you back ASAP, or drop in a paper note with your email or phone number and I will...

THe first one is amazing. giving rep.~~

It's a condo. I though I only had to have the insurance for a year, my bad

apartment ?

F me. time to make some phone calls.