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Explain how they aren"t? Not trying to be confrontational here, just looking for some illumination.

Depends. The 20 something field can be brutal for males shopping for eye candy. If you are 34+, mature, have a good job and make good money, there are TONS of 30+ish hotties (divorced) out there, most of them with child (these are the sane ones) and some without child (avoid at all costs).

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Prague is the Grand Central Station of Europe, so hard to say if you were checking out a Czech or say, a Brit.

He"s that strange econ prof you had in college that wore a plaid polyester shirt and light blue polyester pants, that spoke at great length but never really said anything.

/pucker

Yep. He"s that creepy guy that sits next you you at the hotel bar and proceeds to tell you his entire life story whilst blubbering in his tits, except this bar has 15,000 people in it and he"s speaking through a loud speaker.

It"s amazing how well his performance gets on my nerves just a easily as Celine Dion"s voice makes me want to end my existence with an arc welder and a jar of petroleum based tooter lube.

You are quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the history of mankind. That"s the entire history of mankind, past, present and future for those of you watching this galactic clusterfuck of a thread from the warm environs of the peanut gallery. Every man, woman and child that was ever born...

Are you 12? 12 going on 32? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I prefer the ambiguous nature of getting a woman"s libido lit. I mean, that"s the whole point isn"t it?

A 40 year old high school student? Good gods. -kegkilla

I guess the The Girls Who Broke Your Balls Thread more or less = The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread, so ya.

What extra bullshit? I speak some jokes here and there about women, but I"ll take all of their bullshit twice on Tuesday and thrice on Sunday in exchange for a molecule of any goodness they give, if only fleeting.

Nothing wrong with that. Double dipping keeps "em awake.

He likes em both ways if you get him drunk first.

Realizing you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

I used my web detective skills to uncork Aamina"s real identity. I won"t reveal the infos, so don"t ask. But here"s a pic of him for all you cherub-faced FOH posters and stalkers (Hi Elisabeth).

Not always!

No, it was serious. He was dating Lindsay Lohan when he wrote that.

+1 to your post and +1 to competition vote.

Here"s a pic of Tubgirl for those people that may have missed it: Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Does your mother know you have a scat fetish? Fucking weirdo. Did you really think I"d post a picture of an assplosion? Come on man, get fucking real.

Come in her mouth without giving her any warning, then break up with her the next morning.

Lightsabers, tennis shoes, shitty music and the end of times. No real fit to this thread other than the fact that shit will get worse before it gets better. 1987 (you got a long wait)‪BEST Bon Jovi Living On A Prayer Live 1987‬‏ - YouTube

Most epic troll ever. All you dumb American Inventors are falling all over yourselves licking his asshole clean. Go ahead an rim him out, assholes. $500 an hour, what a fucking joke. Lyrical is just some dumb American Inventor with a pipe dream, a rake and two cracked out brothas and somehow he"s Bill...

Sex isn"t special. It"s only purpose is to blow the breakers on your neurons. That"s it. If you feel the need to capture the moment in a weepy poem, then go for it, Jennifer. Is this part of your problem? I mean, you come across as the guy that gives a Hallmark greeting card to your wife after...

...says the man that dates barn yard animals.

Is this the girls who broke your heart thread, or the Barnyard Animals Who Broke Your Heart Thread?

What THE fucK. Who is the horse on the left?

Careful, mang. White trailer trash don"t fight fair.

What the fuck kind of fucked up lives do some of you fuckers live?

Men have forgotten the art of the judiciously applied back hand.

What"s wrong with having a mistress?

Being single has no tangible downsides.

It"s not that it isn"t cool; it"s because it"s a pain in the ass. Dating is a big enough PITA without adding another layer of baggage on top of it, and children aremassivebaggage. As for as my comment is concerned, I was speaking largely to lack of maturity that"s prevalent in damned near 75%...

Women don"t like to do anything ending in ING unless it has SHOPP or BITCH in front of it.

American women do not know what that is.

Nature"s first green is gold, my friend. To all you unmarried 20 somethings out there, take a look at the mother of your girlfriend because that"s what she"s going to turn into when she sails past 35.

God damned if that"s not the truth. 75% of the women I knew in their 20"s have now transformed into their mothers at age 35. From hottie to nottie in no time flat.

You are questioning the intelligence of someone who fucked GV?