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They just need to bite the bullet and scrap/rebuild the entire weapon damage/heat/armor model. It doesn't work in FPS where you can precision aim and core out any mech with a few large lasers in a weapon group. The entire system was built for random damage application via D6 rolls and needs to...

Wait, are you actually one of those Rudy fags that is "holding" sealed product? Jeeeeeeesus christ.

I'm surprised they care enough to bother. Maybe they just email Rich Shay like once a quarter and do whatever he says.

Oko is out of Fry range the turn you play him. Someone deserves to be fired over exclusively that interaction.

Gameplay trailer is pretty obviously hacked together from whatever they had even close to working just to distract people from the Hong Kong shit and the stale semen taste in everyones mouth from the Immortal announcement. I wouldn't expect this any sooner than Q4 2021, and for it to look...

It's better today, but matchmaking for customs is still kinda fucked. They made lab keycards therapist level 4 and cost 200k, but the damage is already done. It's like old MMO expansions all over again, exploit early exploit often! Thankfully not THAT many people were able to get a lab farm...

Mixer could drink Twitch's entire milkshake if they'd sack up and push a marketing campaign about gaming for "gamers" and how thottery will not be tolerated. Make use Joker some and talk about how their society will be better.

They can't ban Oko. Kicking a $50+ walker out of standard, much less the poster child of the entire set, is just not an option. Maybe in 6 months when two more sets are out he'll stop mattering as much and they can potentially think about banning him if it's still a problem, but we're in for a...

Y'all are seriously under-estimating how fast this format will be. Casting Emrakul is generally going to be a pipe dream. Atarka red will kill you 100% by turn 5 at the latest, Saheeli can combo you, Jeskai Ascendancy can do the same. I'm sure there's some Kethis nonsense that can as well. This...

No way in the world dig/cruise survive their first banlist update. Felidar guardian probably also will go. I doubt marvel is good enough in the face of 3 mana teferi and thoughtseize being legal? There's just a ton of ways to hate it out and it requires you play a bunch of trash cards to...

Can't wait to play against jeskai saheeli that casts dig through time in pioneer.

You were a knob if you were playing demolish in that deck lol. Stone rain/boomering/eye of nowhere was plenty. You MAYBE played a couple annex at best in the 4 slot. That entire magnivore deck eventually got replaced by owling mine and wildfire tron/eminent domain decks though.

At least Drown in the Loch is probably better than counterspell for modern. But yea I don't get it either. They seem to be dead set on their plan of just constantly ramping up creature power while spells stagnate/get worse, so here we are.

They'll ban field if they ban anything. The only reason hard control can't keep the ramp decks in check right now is because they can't interact with field of the dead in any real way. If you remove the land-based win condition from ramp it'll go right back to losing to counterspells like it...

It'll need to be a pretty miserable pro tour for them to even ban Field. They moved the date up to give themselves an out, but I'm sure it's absolutely the last thing they want to do. That would be a level of standard bans unseen since the Urza era, and people aren't gonna keep putting up with...

This is out for ~20$. It's exactly what it looks like, Contra: Metalocalypse edition. And it's glorious.

Pre-wipe event is live with raiders on spawning on every map, so .12 is probably next week-ish? Factory is a fucking holocaust with all the raiders lol.

That's because Emma Stone is like the fucking pinnacle of trashy hot. Even people not from Indiana would commit murders for her.

Hydroid Krasis ruined standard, fite me.

I mean, he's basically a pro wrestler already, just minus any physical ability I assume.

Is that black X supposed to be his asshole. @AladainAF we need your expertise here

They look pretty good from the previous pics as long as you know their real. What's your price for the entire pile?

@a_skeleton_02 That set of fetches still for sale? I'd probably buy the whole pile just so I stop having shitty mismatched set versions of stuff.

Nope, this was always their "baseline" plan, just had to float more aggressive options and only retract as much as needed to shut up the spergs on Reddit. They are 100% terrified of any kind of eternal format being popular and jeopardizing standard in any way, and always have been.

Alls I know is is I'm slamming Fervent Champion in some kind of mardu Stoneforge deck. The allure of casting 4 Manamorphose out of your deck with Sunforger activations on that dude is just too strong.

I'm really torn on this one but think I'll have to sit it out? Between WoW classic and the league being tower defense nonsense I just don't think I'll put in the time to actually get anywhere. New poison skills look fucking sick though, and scourge arrow has to be absolutely insane at this point.

I played more of this at Pax than any other game I think and it's a blast. It holds up on its own just as singleplayer but the co-op is S-tier for sure.

naw i haven't played in weeks lol, standard is lame as fuck right now

https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-digital/mtg-arena-state-beta-august-29-2019 RIP any hope of a viable eternal format on arena, fucking wankers.

I don't believe for a second that he's physically capable of having sex He'd need like 14" of dong to get it out past his gut.

Got it, build omegaDPS and ignore mechanic entirely is the correct play as usual. No way in fuck am I fiddling with 20 little node clickies and a popup wheel on every single one in every damn map.

I only just started again and forgot how brutal the early game can be with no skills/economy. Just dying to scavs left and right still. I can't actually get any of my RL crew to play this though, they all just rage stroke out after a dozen raids.

Yea and every message you type in guild is "any12345one12345got12345perfect12345fossils12345for12345sale?" Don't be like Brikker.

Battleeye patch coming for this "soon", so may be time to pick it back up. I'm sure there will be another wipe soon after.

I think I'd take cloudkin seer over it.

This actually "launches" in a few weeks. It's better than it's ever been, and has a nice solo-queue mode finally. They haven't added much that I can tell to the PvE aspects though?

Every event they ever do that is play 2 lands/turn or free treasures or whatever is just nothing but ass. Those kinds of free mana/accel things are just wank and I hate having to slog through them.

This event is complete cancer

That's not really a fair criticism cause it may as well be the fucking tagline of this entire league.