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You were serious about that? If so, you are a brave man. I'm haven't ever had one, but the stories are daunting enough that I'm not interested.

Well, we are getting ready to head to the big city for some dinner and shopping. Trader Joe's and our favorite Global Foods store are on the list, so I'll be looking out for squash. I'll probably pass on the durian this time around.

Well, we do have a huge driveway, but Mrs. Gravy is spry. Did I mention I can lick my eyebrows?

All this makes me happy I don't live in an apartment. And feels for the boardbros who do.

Dirky, you use more squash than anyone I know. I always wondered who bought those odd looking things at the grocery store. Now I'm thinking I should open my heart to squash, and I don't know how I feel about that.

Putin is kinda stickin' it to ol' Obama.

First GIS for 'skeezy chipmunk lizard titties': Attachment 59552

This was great. You can't take the gay out of the Olympics, that would only leave maybe one dude left for Figure Skating. Wait... why was I arguing this? Seriously, men's figure skating could leave today, and I'd never miss it. Seriously part deux: I <3 Canadian moose-fisters.

How many did you buy?

It's like the hormone that grows hair is too fucking lazy to travel to the top of your head, and stops off for a smoke at the nose, eyebrows, and ears. Nose hair and ear hair... wtf. I pull the nose hairs out, but the ear hair I trim off with the clippers.

Damn hippies. I've had tofu a variety of ways, and only a handful that I thought were good. For me personally, the soft tofu is a waste. Obviously others love it, but if I'm forced to eat tofu, I like the firm texture better. I've not seen 'The Mind of a Chef', I'll have to look up what...

A vegetarian crowd?

Looks like someone misplaced their wad of used bubblegum.

I've had pickle soup and it was quite tasty. I don't think I'd want a steady diet of it because I'm not a huge dill fan, but once a year would be good. For me. And isn't that what this forum is all about? Today I'll be searching for an orange chicken stir-fry, hopefully using concentrated...

Your team sucks. Not Alex's team. YOUR team. Your coach sucks, your QB sucks, your Momma sucks.

My browser sucks. Anyone else having trouble with this board only on Chrome?

Damn, that sounds good. I wonder how sweet pickled jalapeno would work in it? Would the sweet fuck it up?

Ok, I'm game. How do you get the track-hoe off the dock? girl-on-dock.jpg

I like the Olympics a lot. I like to see sports I don't normally get to see, and people from places I'll never get to go. Having said that, the coverage of the events sucks donkey dong, and the fluff pieces are just that. This particular Olympics is going to challenging for Russia. It...

And greasy if you use Mexican chorizo. I can't attest to the Spanish varieties, though I'd like to. But yeah, it's pretty dang tasty.

Sausage? I gotta see what the backside looks like.

Cool story, thundercunt. 2uyA.jpg

My 'plan' is to die well before Doomsday. Good luck, fuckers.

Shut up, Keg.

As a rule, I HATE buffets, but KFC's was full of all the shit you go to KFC to have. It was awesome.

Damnit.

We were saying throughout the game that it looked like Seattle had Denver's game plan. Well, at least they had their routes down pat. As far as the audibles, it seems like either hubris or laziness beat the Broncos. They had two full weeks to design an audible system that wasn't known by...

What? I've never even watched a soccer match.

Actually, I agree with Uber. :/ Manning should have tucked that ball and took the sack. The rush was coming in his plain view.

I had some dip a guy made this weekend that was basically Rotel with added Italian sausage, but instead of velveeta, he used cream cheese. It was good, but it would have been better with velveeta. It mostly just tasted like liquid cream cheese with bits o' flavor in it. Conclusion: cream...

I didn't know, and I don't WANT to know. Go fuck yourself.

I think it's just my old school upbringing. Pork was overcooked for years because of trichinosis fears. I can eat pink pork if it's hot, but the wife can't. I think trichinosis from pork is very rare nowadays.

250 for 20 minutes? That sounds like pink pork. How big was the roast?

That's right, fuck him right in his dumbass face.

It's pretty good actually. It's a hoagie bun open faced, with ham and provel. Then they run it through the pizza oven to crisp the bread and melt the cheese.

I'd hit it. 7.95/10

St. Louis-style pizza is absolute shit. That's why you never hear about it. But it really is a thing here, and it's baffling as hell. They don't even use mozzarella for fuck's sake, they use a 'cheese product' called Provel. Never heard of Provel? They sell it everywhere here. Nearly 80%...

Most secure Superbowl ever. And just to add my 2 cents, that was the worst fucking Superbowl I've ever seen.

Because the eggs get browned, and I don't like brown eggs. Not a big fan of overdone omelettes either. I'm making my super-secret recipe BBQ smoked chicken today for a Superbowl party. This is the first time I've allowed it to be served to the public, I'm a little nervous.

Aww, that sucks man. My White Castle cherry got popped at the one in Grandview.