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  1. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Bitch please, Jerry gets young stripper/hookers to give him hand jobs. Jerry learned how to party from the 90's Cowboys, if you don't know about the shit they did then I highly suggest picking up Boys will be boys. Even if you hate the Cowboys that shit is a good read, the shit in that book...
  2. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I love Jerry the owner. I wish Jerry the GM would die in a fire, ashes collected and placed in a urn made from the strongest material on earth, placed inside the strongest safe on earth and filled with cement, taken by james cameron and disposed of at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
  3. Burnem Wizfyre

    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    And lots of it, just like p99 does.
  4. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    LOL at Gruden betting his per diem that he would down it inside the 20.
  5. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Here is the real deal that people don't understand and you don't get from that article. He didn't out fox Jerry Jones or anything like that, he didn't get a single penny from the Cowboys this year or anything like that. He has his contract restructured to make room in the previous years to...
  6. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    The funniest thing about the whole fucking ordeal with Manuel is that Orton does not want to start, not even kidding. He wants to hold a clip board and doesn't want to play at all, he will be benched or "injured" before he finishes two games and I'd be willing to put my money where my mouth is...
  7. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    More so than you even know, Orton doesn't want to play. They are benching Manuel for a guy who decided Romo wasn't healthy enough to sit around and collect a check so he fucking forced them to get rid of him because he might actually have to fucking play instead of sitting around collecting a...
  8. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    For Araysar when he gets back and a update on that Avatar bet. Tony Romo, QB for the Dallas Cowboys at NFL.com3-1 Jay Cutler, QB for the Chicago Bears at NFL.com2-2
  9. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Gore has had a better career than Roger Craig, Craig played on a better team and won SB's but Gore is clearly better.
  10. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Kaepernick is a fucking idiot.
  11. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I think the Eagles special teams has more yardage than the Eagles offense.
  12. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Bethea is balling out, and Kaepernick is fucking horrible.
  13. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Huge run, incoming 3 straight pass plays.
  14. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I would say the 49ers should just punt on 1st down to prevent the Eagles from scoring again but at this point it might just be safer to throw a 70 yard INT to be safe.
  15. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Eagles have more points than plays ran on offense.
  16. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    49ers need to hire a new OC, 2 and 3 with gore tearing it up and just keep passing. Averaging nearly 7 yards a carry and just keep passing, did you guys hire Jason Garrett?
  17. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    The Packers defense sucks as well, neither team has punted.
  18. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Is there anyone who earns every fucking penny they make in the NFL more than JJ Watt?
  19. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    No it wasn't.
  20. Burnem Wizfyre

    Space Station 76

    Watched the entire thing high, didn't laugh once, the entire movie was just awkward.
  21. Burnem Wizfyre

    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Happens to all of us.
  22. Burnem Wizfyre

    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    He's trying to say there is a good chance Romo doesn't out scores Cousins after Cousins shit the bed, you know how fucking hard it is to not score 6 points? Romo scored 9 against the 49ers and he shit the bed. So yeah I'd take a bet he out scores Cousln, anyone with two brain cells to rub...
  23. Burnem Wizfyre

    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Against the Saints Defense, I'd take that bet.
  24. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Snyder, so they could play RG3 when he comes back?
  25. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    The Jaguars might have something to say about that with their 466 yards per game against them.
  26. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Would never happen and the reasons for it are so long that it isn't worth the amount of time dedicated to listing them one by one. Though I love the idea of it because of all the things that would possibly happen, though I suggest you change the name to The Vegas Black Sox and draft the first...
  27. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yeah all the San Antonio Raiders talk these days are about the Oakland Raiders, which isn't as fun as the San Antonio Raiders that would have been the Saints.
  28. Burnem Wizfyre

    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Lacy will run all over the Bears, the bears against the run fucking suck, the 49ers are fucking stupid and abandoned the run, they stacked the box against the Jets and forced Geno to beat them, which he would have if not for the dumb ass refs. They can't do that to the Packers, it will be a...
  29. Burnem Wizfyre

    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Not yet but he does have the cure for all ailing QB's not named Locker coming up, the Allas Cowboys I leave out the D because there is no D in Dallas.
  30. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Them's the breaks, it won't last, not every team is going to drop 5 int's in one game. Cutler is going to Cutler and Cutler's history shows his best year ever is 7 more TD's than Int's. It's a long season, enjoy it while you can.
  31. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Them getting Ashlon Jeffries is on the Rams, not the Cowboys. Our dumb asses would have never taken Jeffries, they would have drafted another TE that won't beat out Witten, like they did the following year.
  32. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    The cowboys traded their 2nd round pick to the Rams not the Bears, they both swung and missed on their 1st round draft picks that year.
  33. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Chicago Bears All-Time Draft History | Pro-Football-Reference.com Like your team has drafted worth a fuck. Do you even know who the Bears drafted in the first round the year we took Claiburnt? Since I know you don't, here take a look at a guy who is an even bigger bust than Claiborne. Shea...
  34. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    That what Cutler does, in bed after his wife pulls out the strap on.
  35. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Jets should have been kicking a FG to win that game.
  36. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    What is that, 5 INT's they have dropped tonight?
  37. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    It was a fumble, recovered by a player out of bounds, Jets ball.
  38. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    See it just isn't happening to the 49ers, everyone gets fucked by shitty ass fucking refs. 7 points is huge in any game, this one will be no different.
  39. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    How god damn many interceptions are these fucking fucktards going to drop jfc.
  40. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Cost your team 7 points because you can't shut your fucking mouth...fucking idiot.