J49, does you wife know about The Wolf?
Does she know about The Condom Collector?
I'm seeing a lot of opportunities here. You could turn this this wife-sex windfall into a financial windfall as well and recoup your losses from doubling down on the whores.
I was studying in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my teacher from her slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
She did the mash, she did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
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That rotating turret in the second one though...