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  1. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    I went down on a girl with a nuva ring once. No idea what it was, I'd never even heard of them before. But when I figured out it was possibly latex it got in my head and I was afraid it was a condom. I soldiered on and dug it out. Took a look at it and was like "GOD DAMN WAS SHE FUCKING A...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    In general the pretty ones get less time. The thing about plea deals is that you're just pleading guilty so the prosecutor will recommend a lighter sentence. The judge can still do whatever the fuck they want. AFAIK, you have no recourse if the judge doesn't accept the prosecutor's...
  3. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I realized yesterday that those are mouth breathers. So I guess it does help.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Is it the dinosaurs or the diversity that sounds interesting? I forgot to mention that I also liked the ahsoka book. She was ignored in the legends stuff other than the clone wars. So I can hope for more of those.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Yeah but they're going to fuck all of that over too. Have you seen the news on the high republic?
  6. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Any married man has unless he fucks with his eyes closed. But how many of those have had the husband try to sneak around behind him?
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    So what are the chances of them writing more books in the legends timeline? I'm just about done with the new canon stuff. The only thing really good in it is the thrawn books. Who would I need to bother to get that rolling? I wanna read more about the old republic, skirata's clone troopers...
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    I guess I could tell you about a story my buddy told me. But it's short. He fucked a woman while her husband was watching. The guy was naked and jerking off. Buddy tried not to look at the dude but then he started moving around behind like he was trying to be sneaky and my buddy says he...
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    I was dating this chick who was the very definition of a moped. Fun to ride but I didn't want my friends to see me on her. First time we had sex, I went in the bathroom to wipe off my dick after and when I came back she was still laying there with her arms and legs in the air shaking like a...
  10. Hoss

    What We Do in the Shadows

    Who was the main witch? I recognized her but can't remember from where.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you fuck the crazy out of them the sex is still amazing.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    True power is the looting that's going on right now. It's committing violence with no repercussions. Whites are the ones who cannot be racist in today's America.
  13. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Post pics faggot
  14. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Sometimes I give a worf when I'm laughing AT the person. If you amuse me, whether it's on purpose or not, you get worfed. Pics unrelated. And for the last one, find out if your state allows you to hunt over bait.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I agree mostly with wellijustdontknow, but I understand void's point too. The ideal PGT post to me has some sort of theme to the string of pics. Redheads, farmer's daughters, acrobats ... something. I don't mind the long chain of pics when there's a common thread other than vagina (after all...
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm a fucking adult I eat ice cream whenever I want.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are those female friends married? A woman needs a man to refine her political sensibilities. I know you'll think i'm just being sexist, but I'm only half joking. All anecdotal evidence in my life shows this to be true. It's possible the dude cold adopt the woman's politics if he's weak...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I may have an answer. It feels good. Not quite jacking off good, but approximately like a dude grabbing his balls. Same reason most of them do the nipple pinch, though the nipple pinch is seen as sexy in it's own right by most men. Who here looks at a lot of pics of naked dudes? Is it...
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    Space Force

    I honestly don't see how you could fuck up "chimpanzee POWs" unless it was a snuff film. I guess I'll be watching it tomorrow.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I hadn't even thought of that but now that you mention it, I would totally like to see pics of the vampires/witches.
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    hush. After she posted pics of the advertisements, I was going to tell her I meant more of herself in lingerie.
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Post pics
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're on the wrong side of history bro.
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    Batwoman

    So that's not Gary then. I'll guess you'll just have to keep watching kids channels for your asexual heroes.
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    Batwoman

    Is incel the same as asexual / aromantic?
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    What We Do in the Shadows

    Not on the version they aired. It stayed blurred the entire time.
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    The Mandalorian

    That's exactly why I thought they'd be waiting for me when I got back home. I started avoiding this thread like a month back.
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    Batwoman

    Are they going to pretend it's the same person or have her die and bring in someone to take up the mantle? My guess would be the black love interest, but I don't know if she's got the required carpet munching skills.
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    The Mandalorian

    I thought we were close to S2. I just scrolled back a few pages and saw that I have to wait till october. Fucking bullshit man.
  30. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I say dolphinfish because it horrifies some people.
  31. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I thought the other name for mahi mahi was dolphin fish. It's got 3 names? Well if that's mahi mahi, then it is good and I don't even care much for fish.
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When you're trying to do business with somebody and you keep asking them multiple questions but they keep only answering one of them. Like I'm giving them a choice to please answer one of these questions. No dammit, if I ask where to send it, what carrier you prefer, whether I need to mark the...
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    It shouldn't be that bad. All you have to do it quarantine everyone involved for 3 days before the game and test them the day before the game. Anyone who doesn't come back clean doesn't get into the stadium. If the testing is an issue, then they all have to be quarantined for the duration of...
  34. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Is that all? I remember years ago reading it was a million when he sued someone for using it. They said he was the man with the million dollar holler.
  35. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I guess I'm going to be the only one to say it. How important is the test to you? If you need it for peace of mind, then lie and say they're symptomatic or that they've been out of the country. No one will ask for proof.
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    Do you know first hand anyone who has been proven to test positive for Covid-19?

    The fuck? 12 thousand people that you know personally is not a large number? I can't even name 12 thousand people that I know of (Trump and other celebs would have to be on my list to even get close), yet you personally know that many. Lets put an end to the bullshit. Since it's "not a large...
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    Do you know first hand anyone who has been proven to test positive for Covid-19?

    Good question. I have another group of concerned Karen's that I keep up with just to keep my finger on the pulse of the hysteria. Someone started linking plandemic to them and they predictably chimped out. One of them made the statement that "every one of us knows someone fighting covid". It...
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Holy shit. The pats missed the playoffs at 11-5? I guess I didn't give enough of a fuck back then to notice.
  39. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I don't know what the fuck you guys are buying from amazon, but it's rare that I get garbage or a knock off that I didn't know was a knock off. Maybe it's because I've got prime and they give prime members the good stuff? That's gotta be it because the only other possibility is that I'm that...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I don't quite understand this chart. At first I thought it was listing all the Superbowl losers who had losing records the next year. But then I saw the 2007 pats who went 11-5 the next year and the 2018 rams who went 9-7. Got a list for Superbowl winners who sucked the following year?