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  1. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I've seen two plays of the Chiefs game. Our fucking well head decided it was time to shit the bed about an hour before start time. Waiting for the wife to get home with parts. GO CHIEFS!
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    Tyrone can't handle the jugg life.

    KILL WHITEY.
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    CFB 2013-2014

    Here's my uneducated take on it: If FSU and OSU win, and Auburn wins the SEC, it's FSU vs. Auburn for the BCS. If FSU and OSU win, and Missouri wins the SEC, it's FSU vs. OSU. I haven't listened to any of the talking heads, so I could be waaay off.
  4. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    The mute button on my remote has had the printing rubbed off long ago. In short, I agree.
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    Horrible horrible pain.

    The pain is still there, you just give less of a fuck. (That was a serious answer, btw.)
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Was she at least a decent fuck?
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    RIP Paul Walker

    I'd never even heard of the dude until yesterday.
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    OKC is the best you're going to get in Oklahoma, so that's good. I'll bet there is good BBQ there, too.
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    I agree with the above. And I'm not all that crazy about Columbia, either, but at least it's got hot college gals (or guys... not sure about those San Diego fans) and it's growing. Edit: Damn, I bet he means Wichita. Boeing.
  10. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Oh, you can see into the future? He could hit the guy just as hard and wrapped him up. Instead he just threw his body at the guy, with a higher likelihood of injuries to both players. Maybe a tackling motion wouldn't have prevented the reception, but he could still strip the ball. As fast as...
  11. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    This is what I was talking about: Some might say, 'Hey, that's a great play', but I think it sucks. I hate this kind of 'defense'.
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    I tend to think most of the time the quality of a place really depends on who is working the pit at the time. I think that is why most folks who survive opening their first restaurant, and open a second or third, the quality goes down because the pit master isn't around.
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    The Internship

    First objective when getting shit together: Remedial English.
  14. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    If they went back to the old-tiimey helmets, I'd bet there'd be less head-to-head collisions. Dumbass defenders who just throw their body at someone would have to learn how to actually tackle. I'm aware this wouldn't work. Bronko Nagurski gives Manning face: Attachment 51273
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    Thanksgiving!

    I don't know if I'm totally comfortable with that. We'll see.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I think it's a good idea. The best part is the edges, and yours will be all edges.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Well done, sir. I made 4 dozen rolls and two bean pies yesterday, I'm ready to put on a feedbag. I'd put up a picture, because they all turned out great, but I'm too lazy. Plus, the crust on the pies looks like hell because they were homemade. My wife made me a little apple turnover for...
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    Thanksgiving!

    Attachment 51130 L'Chaim! Enjoy your T-day and football, assholes.
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    I had Rudy's in Anthony, NM about 4 years ago. It was ok. The drive-thru people fucked up the order though.
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    CFB 2013-2014

    I don't know jackshit about college football, so here's my question: Is A.J. McCarron not an NFL caliber quarterback? In all the discussions I see about QB's coming out for the draft, I rarely if ever see his name mentioned.
  21. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Wiki (which isalwaysaccurate) listed him at 335lbs. What amazed me though, was his Superbowl ring size. 25. Jeezus.
  22. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Are you old enough to remember William 'The Fridge' Perry?
  23. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I was wondering that, too. WTF, ChickenHawk? Not that you aren't welcome here, but Jesus H. Christ: Tebow, really?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What time is she serving that cheesecake? That looks... really good. Edit: Abe, where the heck do you get morels this time of year? And that dressing sounds... odd. The cream cheese is throwing me off.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Actually, it was a Muslim site that I got the recipe from, but it's no longer there. As to why not make a pecan pie... well, there will be apple, pecan, and pumpkin there, so I thought I'd go with more of the 'What The Fuck Is This?' factor. I think this is close to a custard pie, though...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm not sure of it's origins, but yes, it does sound like a poor folks pie. 2 C Navy beans, cooked (I use 2 cups dry, then soak, then cook) 4 Eggs 1 - 14oz. can evaporated milk 1 stick of butter 1 teas. nutmeg 1 teas. cinnamon 2 Tblsp. flour 2 Cups sugar 2 Tblsp. vanilla Cook beans...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm with you and BTM, I love the traditional stuff, and it'll all be there. But it's a big crowd this year, pushing 30 people, so there's room for some other items. I love the idea of stuffing in the muffin tins so they get crispy.
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    2013 NFL Season

    +1. Love that call, makes me laugh.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anyone making anything different for Thanksgiving? I'm going to make bean pie. I'd never had bean pie (or heard of it) until I went to Newark a few years ago. I had a little one from a pizza joint, and it wasn't horrible, so when I got home I checked for recipes. The resulting pies (batch...
  30. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Hey FUCK YOU!
  31. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Dude, the Pats won, why are you getting all rustled? Especially when it's clear that A. Smith is better than both of them.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Today, mine was 'A River Runs Through It'.
  33. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I'm not a fan of it, myself. Great football weekend, though. Divisions are tightening up, should be a fun playoff race. I'm certainly not happy the Chiefs lost, but the offense had it's best game of the year. Losing Hali and Houston is going to suck balls.
  34. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Oh now it's the CHIEFS, and not Alex? Dude. Fuck this game. Rustled.
  35. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Damn, this game is close. Fucking Rivers better not pull one out of his ass.
  36. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Great game. Where has that 'badass' defense of the Chiefs gone? Zero sacks makes Gravy sad.
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    The Great Outdoors! Fishing, Hunting, etc..

    I never was a hunter. I do enjoy fishing, however. Prime deer hunting as close as my back 40, though. Several cornfields and a creek bring the deer in like crazy.
  38. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    That's one heckofa fine spin-move. Damn.
  39. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I fully expect Rivers to cry today at some point. Should be a good game.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Chemo bald, no question. One mediocre night of sex with your most desirable object of affection, or 5 days and nights of better than average sex with Rosie O'Donnell. And she's bitching the whole time about you being a dude.