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  1. Haus

    is it gay to fuck a FtM trannys vagina?

    You know.. if they're Female To Male... they wouldn't have one to fuck.
  2. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Well... Ordering :Panera goes to high-tech ordering Cooking :Meet : The Minimum-Wage-Crushing, Burger-Flipping Robot | Zero Hedge Delivering : Apparently there isn't a robot for taking the food on the tray and handing it to the person and calling out order numbers yet. BUt if you can make...
  3. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Pic in avatar? Who else do you think that is in mine? Although I have shaved and am regrowing the Van Dyke at the moment.
  4. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    On the topic of male teachers. I graduated from high school in 87. In the mid 80's I was going through what I could do for a career. I actually wanted to be a teacher at one point, but ahd multiple counselors at my school push me away from it as I wanted to teach grade school and they all let...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We have a new entry on "passive aggressive shit people who are overinundulgent victimization mongers pull"... I was just notified that if you're male, you're a part of rape culture. No matter what you do, who you are, and apparently even your sexual orientation. Penis == Rape Culture!
  6. Haus

    Medicare Coverage Ban on Sex Change Surgery Has Been Lifted

    So if I don't identify with lowering sexual performance as I age I can get medication and surgery covered by Medicare for that now? Are they trying to put canadian pharmacies and swedish penis pump manufacturers out of business? Those bastards!
  7. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I live in a part of town where there are a lot of Latino families in both those categories. What I have noticed is that it seems the first and second generations to immigrate are the most aggressive about achieving success, starting businesses, making a good go of things. Then as the...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Actually, Latinos aren't doing too terribly, at least in terms of entrepreneurial enterprise.. Small-Business Launches Highest Among Latinos - NationalJournal.com
  9. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Ah, here's the link I was looking for... Is There a Case for Reparations? | RealClearPolitics
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    On the original topic, I don't know if anybody has posted this because the last 35 pages of this thread are a TL'DR blur to me... but did anybody else notice the surge in discussion of "white privilege" just in time to set up for the easy solution? Apparently according to some guy in the...
  11. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    But apparently you can just do it in the pool...
  12. Haus

    How have you changed in the last decade?

    Let's see.... Been married 10 years as of next Wednesday, so there's that.... Hair's about a foot and a half longer. The Van Dyke is approaching "Duck Dynasty" territory. Fought against infertility for most of the last decade, so I've changed from someone who dreamt of having kids, to...
  13. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Here's my real take on this whole damn thread.... Why? If apparently so many already know exactly what my white/male/whatever privilege is why should I check it. It's been stated multiple times in this thread that you should not attempt to not take advantage of it (to quote Mist it...
  14. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I just wanted to drop by and let everybody know I took the time today to check my privilege, and you know what? So nobody needs to worry about me.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We have found Fedor's natural enemy... Charles Barkley -- I Refuse to Apologize ... For Ripping Fat Women! | TMZ.com
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    Official Tucobucks farming thread - LETS CAMP AND GRIND IT OUT!

    To celebrate... we dine on a feast (At Nobu in Vegas in this case...)
  17. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I think I ate at this guys restaurant when I was a kid...
  18. Haus

    RIP Professor.

    Actually.... Those two PLUS a slightly less notable. http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/16/wizard...-ruth-duccini/ That means they're one midget away from a raid wipe... of the lollipop guild. (*removes sunglasses to WHO playing*..) That's one hell of a single day Trifecta.
  19. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    FTFY
  20. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    When your favorite drug paraphernalia is the daily pill organizer for all your druge.... and none are recreational.
  21. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fake.... until I build my next house. Unrelated : things my wife convinces me to buy...
  22. Haus

    Tell me the sex life you WISH you had, using a video game title.

    For lack of me trying harder.... Super Monkey Ball
  23. Haus

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I'll go with the Pig WarPig War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia At what point do you stop trying to be a good person, accept that fate/the universe intends you to be evil, and embrace it?
  24. Haus

    The Animated GIF Thread

    This is why he is the master of the Tao of Trannies. Since it involved Vinegar Strokes, it can be best explained by a Vinegar based story.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinegar_tasters
  25. Haus

    The Groin Injury Thead

    I've had two groin pulls from back in the day when I goaltended playing hockey. I would not wish it on anybody, and also laugh at anybody who thinks someone is a pussy for sitting out with a groin injury...
  26. Haus

    The League

    I was laughing out lout at this weeks... my wife laughed until she was crying. I need to remember to pour out half a 40 for Raffi....
  27. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    And people wonder why the USPS has issues....
  28. Haus

    The Animated GIF Thread

    I love how he tries to steer it after he's off the track.
  29. Haus

    Do you guys still do the "payment" for votes thing?

    But if we stop doing Tits4Votes... The terrerists (i.e. Swampdonkey) wins!
  30. Haus

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Tomatoes. Which means I grew up as a kid who couldn't eat (the vast majority of) Pizza, BBQ, Italian, or Mexican food. Thank goodness I was raised by my grandparents who were first generation in from the farm, so well versed in a solid meat and potatoes diet. A pet of yours captures some...
  31. Haus

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I figured it was something along those lines. Born and raised in Dallas. Spent most of my youth as a Grove Rat and East Dallas boy who went to school in oak Cliff.
  32. Haus

    What vehicle do you drive?

    If you guys want to do a Dallas meet up and are OK with Oak Cliff, then we need to be doing a meal at Wingfields.... But that's another story. I live over on the NW corner of town, around 4 miles from the Gas Monkey garage.
  33. Haus

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I was looking at dynomat for inside the doors at one point. Thanks for the link, I think there are some parts of that I can definitely incorporate. I do like the way he did the doors and I know that's one of the places I am still weak on outside sound getting in. Just with my company...
  34. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We have lost our way again. We have forgotten the zen of rustled jimmies, we have strayed from the serene peace which consistent Fedor posts bring us. We pride ourselves on our resistance to undue rustling, yet the mods have given in. Woe be to us. Or to paraphrase the Wisdom of Cameron...
  35. Haus

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Since there seem to be a lot of Mustang owners around here I figured this is as good a place as any to post this. I love my Mustang (pic a few pages back). It's my daily driver, and I drive a LOT for work (average 1-1.5k a month just bouncing between Dallas/Austin/San Antonio/Houston)...