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When my mexican girls started moaning, it sounded more like Que Rico. I asked what it meant and all I got for an answer was a raspy 'trust me its good baby'. Well no shit it's good, I just wanted to know if you were really saying how rich. Or it might have been one word, something like...

I got private dances from a russian stripper / porn star (katarina Kat), and I had her talk dirty to me in russian. She said she didn't know what to say, and I was like "So, I don't speak russian anyway, just recite your fucking shopping list". I'm with you, it was so hot. Even though Russian...

Those 2 are hilarious, and I loved MST3K. Expectations are high! When can I find the new episodes? OK, I'll admit, felicia isn't hilarious, but she's pretty enough to make up for having the 1 schtick.

for those people just say dra. So if his name is Dr Chris, call him drachris. It makes them sound like vampires.

Holy shit, dirty talk gets me going, and dirty talk in foreign languages gets me even harder. But dirty talk in that slag british dialect ... makes me release my pollen piss flaps

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! THAT IS AN OLDER GUY IN THOSE LATER PHOTOS! WITH DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! #woke

That's why I said he got dick zoned. He no longer has a choice.

They do it in porn if you ever turn the volume up. My wife does it too. She's not offended by hurty words. Not to make an argument for her, but I don't see those as gendered things in a mentally ill SJW's head. They are just parts of her anatomy. Just because she thinks she is a dude...

Official? Like, you've been dick zoned? She put her pin on you? Also, lol do you seriously use different pronouns for her? What's that like? Does it come up often? Do you die a little inside everytime, or do you get used to it?

C'mon man, Mrs G is a lady. You knew she wasn't using smash in that way.

lol never realized how close resigned and re-signed were, but the meanings couldn't be further apart.

I saw the thread, but I'm at work. So I'm waiting excitedly until I get home. If it's a dud (IE none of the chicks are any better looking than emma watson) please tell me now so I don't get my hopes up.

I wasn't trying to make an argument. I said right off the bat that it was a 1 off question. Just a tangent. Why won't you let it go? If you want a debate about it, a psychology class is not the place. So then it's fine if they just have an unlimited supply of grenades? Oh wait, no that's...

If you say so. It is just a drawing, and like with any art, the only meaning that matters is what it means to you, the viewer.

In that cartoon, the top guy was supposed to be ugly and the bottom guy was supposed to be hot? Did not pick up on that. Bottom one looks like a mutant or an alien to me.

hell yeah. That's a sign that you're good at eating pussy. It's right below being able to lick your eyebrows.

Well, as long as he understands it, I'd like him to explain hisself. The grocery store near me does constantly change everything. I never tried to figure out how often, but something seems to be significantly different every other week. I don't know how those high school kids keep track of...

Your sentence is a little unclear. It was ME who suggested moving it once I realized you were incapable of giving a simple answer on the subject. That's exactly what an unprincipled person would say to justify being on the wrong side of history. This discussion has shown us that you have a...

No he was speaking spanish. I think he was asking if the salt was for his pork.

If you believe moonbat is the reason this community acts the way it does, then you're dumber than I ever thought you were. We already saw that when he was gone they just shifted focus to Tolan. When Tolan is gone, they'll pick out the next weakest member of the pack. Was the poll in...

Thanks for the transcript @Nidhogg . I don't see where that blows up my pet theory though. I'm sticking with the yellow eyed guy being the real david that's trying to protect him. It's probably hiding from the parasite. As far as I can tell, Lenny et al don't even seem to know about the...

If you deflate tires, be sure it's not just the cars in front of your house. If you only do those, they will know who to wreak vengeance upon. Fuck, even lie to them and say you chased off 2 black youths who were doing it, then bring them a bicycle pump to air their tires back up. But i...

What broke it when we moved here?

With great power cums great responsibility.

welp ... In my dreams tonight, I'll be born with a tommy gun. No I didn't. I asked 1 question and said I didn't want to turn it into a gun control debate. I was just curious for a yes or no. The rest of what you said is pathetic and delusional. You literally say you're OK with...

Muslims have to be wrong about every single thing? What happens to your worldview if muslims are right about something?

The crash was telegraphed way to far in advance. So god told him colorful lights was the answer? What the fuck was the question again?

Yeah, I'm in the camp that the only way the cheatee is blameless is if they didn't know. Their blame goes up based on how much they knew. But I think we can all agree that the woman almost always has more culpability (I say almost because there are cases like @Johnny53 ) because if a woman...

He should use this.

I think this is about as confusing as Fargo, and FX has had good luck with that show. The average FX viewer might be cut from different cloth than the average TV viewer.

Can you give specific examples? Other than him killing everyone on the IR camera, I don't recall anything overtly bad that he's done, and even that is debateable. Everything else has been implication. Because no one else could see him. Because he was lurking. Am I forgetting something...

Actually, it's a debate on a gaming forum about curing trannies if they are mutants. The part where you are willing to harass, imprison and kill people because they are born different and scare you. You may not be willing to admit it, but that is the only way you would stop x men type mutants...

Local grocery store does that too, all the damn time. I'm an old (just not as old as campbell) so I complained to the manager. He said it comes down from corporate. There's some theory in the retail shopping world that moving shit around and spreading it out all over the store increases sales...

How fucking old are you if staying out till 10:30 is all night long? They probably give you fearful looks because you're 80 yrs old living with a roommate.

That's a good point. Make another offer for 10k less, then go to each of them and say if they accept the offer you'll give them the 10k in cash under the table, and not to tell the soon-to-be ex. Then close on the house and tell them to fuck off when they call wanting their dirty money.

You don't seem to be too familiar with x men. Everyone I know of, with the possible exception of that guy David from Legion, doesn't manifest any powers while young. You were just talking about registering and tracking mutants, but that wouldn't help if one wanted to join Isis. When you...

Those are actually all good signs in a Dr's office.

Is that a "Yes"? I'm going to take that as a yes. I'm sure most supporters of freedom would say that people should be trusted with that bag of grenades until they prove they can't be. So cyclops would be fine, but Magneto would not be. But I'm not going to argue the point. If you want...

Are you pro gun control too? I'm not trying to turn this into a political discussion, just curious.