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When you are 19, you will be fair game.

I have better results with the Zombie Attack one I came up with. ..though I am thinking about opening with "Hey, your profile is awesome, but would you like me to blow a load into your cooter, go down on you, make you cum, slurp it out and then feed it back to you in a big sloppy kiss?"...

Well, I really think the only way that is going to happen if I meet someone as "good" as her. most of the women I have met have some qualities that are better, but as a whole, they don"t compare. Will probably take me some time. I always liked some rough doggy style switching from oral and...

When that shit happens to me, it messes me up for a couple of days. I can go a few days without texting my ex and then she does silly things like text me pictures of my son"s art or say things like "I hope you are having a good evening".... "I was until you texted me". A little part of me...

Aint that the mother fucking truth.

I am in the Arlington area. Moved about 5 minutes from my old place.

Stephanie came over last night. I needed to get a few last things from my other place and she rode with me for some some company. On the way back, she convinced me to smoke some pot with her (never done drugs in my life. First time to smoke pot.) Took her home (lives around the corner) and...

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So, Stephanie (stripper #1) has been talking to me a lot today through texts. Saying that she has been busy the last 2 weeks and sorry we have not been able to hang out. Said she wants to hang out next weekend sometime. Told her I just wanna chill at my house for the next couple of weeks to save...

Well, I have hung out with the red head 3 times now and tonight she wants me to go hang out with her and her friends. She pays for herself most of the time, so she is not costing me anything to have some fun. I dont really think anything "romantic" is going to happen. She cute as heck and I...

derail Listened to Lex and Terry this morning and they made a quick joke/parody of that song "Kissed a girl and liked it", except replaced it with "i sucked a dick and I liked it"... I thought of Grobee /derail

This. Don"t be a fucking pussy.

he is a Writer of Rohan.

So, I paid attention to myself today while talking to those women. I brag a lot. I sounded like an idiot, so I am gunna watch that in the future. The first set I talked to were VERy open about talking dirty in front of me. One woman kept talking about giving out "Coochie Coupons" to get...

i work for a totally different company. I am doing cross marketing to help my property and in return, the service i offer helps theirs. The women I see, if I want, only once a month, but i like to take them candy or lunch to keep things close.

i think this is her.

Yeah, I joke when I go. there is one girl, from one property, that brings things to me sometimes for me to cross market for her business. When i goto the office she works for, I always make it a big deal that SHE is the one that got all the other girls lunch or candy or whatever I am bringing...

So, I thought I would get advice before i even start. My job requires me to bit of marketing. I have to go to many Apartment complexes and offer them a free service that will (hopefully) enhance the property I manage. I meet a lot of women doing this and to keep the relationship open, I take...

its the fact she is 30. ALL single women that are 30+ act like that. Its a reason i will not date one my age. They THINK they are independent and that a man their age wants that. They don"t really care about hanging out with thier friends anymore, they WANT A MAN. So, they will play these stupid...

yeah, I know this. I am not worried about her. My previous rant was mostly because my ex pisses me off. She demands communication and contact, but she is the only one allowed to ask questions. Me, being the nice guy, gives in to her questions because I do not want to be rude, but god forbid I...

One thing Dumar is right about (maybe his way of explaining it isnt so good), is that women are not meant to be understood or even spending time on it trying to figure it out. the red head made plans last night and cencelled on me and then was able to do them and invited me after the fact...

Your Shark Jaws girl looks like she might wear a mega-bra with like 6 clasps. You one hand that and youre a master.

I used to think like that. it doesnt always work sir.

I guess so. he might as well be one. he always has women. I envy his skills. Funny thing is, his older brother looks much like him and FAILS completely with the wimminz.

yay, more Mini intoxicated fuck fest and Aychomo starfish. I am game.

Talked to my "John" (playa friend). he said that I needed to call her since I told her last night I would call. He said do not ever lie to them and to do what you SAY you will. I got her voice mail, said "This is Brad, hit me back." He told me to leave it at that. Not to goto her work and don"t...

Sister just texted me asking why I blew Vanity off last night. I was like "What?" and she texted back saying "She said you blew her off last night". This is good? I really do not know.

man, I am sorry. I know I am not the one to be telling you how to handle that shit because I am still hooked on my ex 2 years after the fact. I do know going out with women and drinking beer helps, but I think you have the better course of actions set up for yourself - Work and Gym. Keep...

Last night, I was supposed to have plans with the red head to go watch some band (She made the date plans). Then she changed it to go see a midget comedian (since she is technically one). Then she cancelled saying she couldnt get a sitter for her son. No big deal. I know how that is. I was...

So you know, I gave in to my sister telling me Vanity was there. Other advice was good. I see what you are saying. If we go and hang out, she pays for herself and she is there for me and not the free food. I will do better. Thanks mang.

So, how did things go with Xerxes, Eomer? 3 women: The short red head is coming on pretty strong. Then she cancels our plans tonight when I do not "admit" I like her. We have talked a lot, but I have only spent an hour with her in person. Met her for lunch Thurs. She is way too cute. Much...

The 33 year old I dated a year ago tried this shit. Told me how amazing this guy she was now seeing was, etc.. I told her "Good luck, I am glad you are happy"... So on. It turned out to be fake, which I knew it was. She was trying to pressure me into an answer about "us" now. Fuck that. Dont...

Having fun and dont care. Its all that matters. =D I assure you, things will be stupid amazing for me with in the year. And I will have pics to post to prove it. I am working on some major changes to increase my game..... just need some time.

Met this woman on PoF and have already been texting and called her last night. I hate talking on the phone, but the conversation was fun. I found myself talking as much as her and really enjoyed listening to her. Talked to her in text from about 6pm to about 9 and then called her and talked...

Stephanie (stripper) texted me. Asked "Whats up?". I waited about an hour and said "Working. You?" She texted back almost immediately "Me too." I said "have fun"... nothing since then =D This is fun.

Is 4"8" considered a midget or dwarf if they are proportionate? I ask because when i was younger, my dream girl was a 4"11" Red head. I found one that is 4"8", haha. Oh, and she responded to my Zombie attack message too.

new divorce line? Edit- decided to attach it here

You wouldnt be the first to say it. I can goto a bar and walk out with a number or 2, but I didnt like the women I was finding there. PoF is a popularity contest for women. I notice a lot of them with outrageous favorites numbers. I dont know what the magic is there, but I dont have it...

i said 4 messages. man, I am laughing up here at work. That shit is just cracking me up. I told you, i dont fucking care.

Thanks for breaking that down for me. I understand what you are saying. I dont really look at it like that, but I will try to do that in the future. Change of subject: Divorce line does not work for me on PoF, but it did work once in person, but girl never called back. No big deal. I...