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I'm with you. And as a horn player, I always love the funk with a great brass line.

I diggin' what they are putting down. And you're right, they needed a mic on the piano.

I'm hoping the dynasty lies with Chase Daniel. I know all the knocks on him, he's small, runs too much, not a great passer... this is sounding worse as I'm typing it. I suppose it's the homerism of him being a really fun QB to watch while he was at Mizzou has something to do with how I feel...

The whole AFC west has always been a crapshoot. There are times when the Chiefs should never have won a game against Denver or SD, but still managed. And vice versa. I'm ashamed to say it, but the AFC west is a horrible shell of it's former self. Denver has the only realistic shot of doing...

Which is more painful: Watching the Pats get rolled by the Lions, or going to the dentist? wrong thread

Jesus tits, finally. I hope he gets selected.

Amazing cutback ability, he must have elastic cartilage in his knees. Overall though, I was more impressed by the blocking.

When did 'jimmies' become plural?

^That's ridiculous. Also, Finnegan should get pounded in his smug face every down.

I just remember seeing about how one of the twins came out early? and how they were both the second coming of Mike Webster. It was some sappy ESPN bullshit story that actually had me having good feels. It doesn't seem like that is panning out, but they are still young, I guess.

Thanks for posting that, Araysar. Some damn good zingers in there. Alex Smith is going to get a concussion at some point this season, and then every hick in Missouri is going to jizz in their Zubaz when Daniel starts a game.

Doesn't matter. The Rams are the ones going back to LA. (Tim Tebow's God, please make this happen.)

No one would get laid, ever.

I thought Pouncey was supposed to be some big-time stud? Or is that his brother?

No. I honestly feel bad for Pittsburgh fans having to deal with him.

To be honest, I was more confused about the trade than I was happy/unhappy. I hoping that maybe Smith liked working with Jenkins better than he did with Baldwin.

The Rock's nipples are too sharp. Would not bang.

Yeah, I got that it was satire. I was speaking more in general terms about lowlifes.

That's because they are lowlife dumbfucks. They come in all shades and sizes, not just 'American Inventor'.

At least he isn't named Rivers, too. That would add insult to injury. It ain't easy bein' P-Riv.

That can't be right. He must not have played.

He didn't marry her. He spawned a new attention whore. Much much worse.

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I figured the o-line would have a tough battle. All those badass 9er defensive boys wanted to get a piece of Smith, and who could blame 'em? The drops are a different story. That kind of shit makes coaches age visibly.

Feels, bro.

I wasn't very impressed with his stats tonight, although I didn't see the game.

Please tell me that wasn't an elective course.

Huh, I thought she was already dead. Anyway, RIP. Attachment 40634

I'd eat that entire midget sammich. Also, sammich, motherfucker: Attachment 40632

My prediction for tonight: Kaeperbro gets put off balance by the unusually loud preseason 12th man at Arrowhead. Chiefs dominate the first half, then come out looking confused after half-time. SF 28 - KC 24

Tanoomba is correct. Adam is not. Araysar is a mystery to me. The Rams are going back to LA.

watching The Godfather. What's your favorite type of 'nut'?

I guess Brady tweeked his knee in practice today. Gnashing of teeth/cursing the Gods/praising Moses/etc...

Wait, did you just call us homos, and by reaming our assholes you've been worn down? I see your little game, mister.

I haven't regarded you yet as human, let alone assigned any sexual orientation. Can time exist without humans to 'measure' it?

I've been fortunate. I've been to 38 states, and Mexico. Who is the most famous person you've met personally? (At least shook hands.)

He's Blasian.

Is there more of this? There should be more of this. I can't imagine that ass being in line to checkout in front of me. Attachment 40079

I want to smack Eli in the face. True story, bros.