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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Not taking the half-ride scholarship offer to Columbia University. Instead I went to a shit-ass Midwestern state college. Tacos or burritos?
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    People (or Person) That Need to Die

    If I get God power for a day, I'll be back with a complete list.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Easy, God for a day. It would be one full day. Sit in your underwear in your front yard and wave to the passersby, or pee in a public fountain with many onlookers?
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    2013 NFL Season

    I didn't get to see the Chiefs game, but looking over the stats... our leading rusher was Chase Daniel, backup QB, 14 yards. I know it's preseason, but...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Classic Cutler.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    They can stay with me. Been married for 23 years, and for the vast majority of it, happily. Even sometimes romantical and stuff. I don't know if the varnish is gone, but it's fairly faded. But that's not a bad thing either.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Come on 49'ers! I suppose Manning isn't playing much, but maybe he could trip and fall and sprain an ankle on the sideline, maybe?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I put a Sharpie up my nose once for a fap, does that count? Which celebrity do you absolutely despise, but would still hate fuck? (Ex: Mine would be Elisabeth Hasselbeck, gods help me.) 182px-Elisabeth_barramundi.jpg
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    2013 NFL Season

    I'd love to get this, but I'm going to assume I'd need unlimited internet service? I live in the sticks and have Verizon 4G, but it's limited to 10g/month, and with all the midget tranny/donkey porn I download, I'm already stretched to the limit.
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    2013 NFL Season

    I think they over-regulate celebrations. Having said that, I loathe it when someone knucklehead on defense makes a great play, and makes the 'home run' gesture, or something similar. Meanwhile, his TEAM is down by 20 points with 4 minutes left in regulation. What the FUCK are you...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sorry to interrupt, but this made me laugh. The first dude on earth to understand women.
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    2013 NFL Season

    I was reading some AP article about how this was a good pickup for GB, because Young can help with their defense. I understand the rationale, but fuck that's a stretch in reasoning to hire this marooon.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Supposably.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Rest in Peace, you tough sonofabitch: Art Donovan, 89. Hall of Fame. If you've never heard him talk football, I'm sure YouTube has something on him. He was a funny fucker. Attachment 39152
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Banana Cake or Death? (I hope this hasn't been asked yet.)
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If that isn't shopped, I'd mount that shit like it's Everest. Attachment 38857
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    2013 NFL Season

    The few months I spent in Seattle during football season were a blast. Their fans are nearly as awesome as Chiefs fans. And WAY better than Rams 'fans'. Sorry, Daez.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Definitely survive, it would be intense. My luck, I'd get hit by a runaway bus the next day. Are you a morning person?
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    Kegz (not Kegkilla) caught DDOSing P99, drags his RL job/company into the mess

    Yes, and he rides his swamp donkey to work at a burrito stand in Miami.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Yep, that kid is fucked.
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    2013 NFL Season

    I bet Steve Largent has kept in shape.
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    Overused phrases that you use

    Her: My (whatever) is bothering me. Me: I'll put a finger in your butt.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    ^^ This fuckwad.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    That's a hard one, since smell and taste are so closely linked, but I'd have to with smell the banana. Where's the most public place you've ever jerked the gherkin?
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    2013 NFL Season

    You know I've got my fingers crossed! Don't forget, we also retired Jaworski and Moon. Good times.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I feel they can climb down any obstacle they wish. Which country would you most like to visit, and why?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Oh yeah. What are you doing this weekend?
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    2013 NFL Season

    Cutler is way better than Flacco.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Motherfuckers who serve left to turn right. You aren't driving a fucking semi, you knuckle-draggers!
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    2013 NFL Season

    2/10 Would not bang. Gums too ... gummy.
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    Bring on the Funk

    Hah, that was totally ghey, but I've always liked that song. Some Parliment:
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It might taste great, but it looks like hot french puke. Probably not related: Attachment 37675
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    Human Origin - Pig raping Chimps ?

    PigBenis will rule us all.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    If it weren't for the 'smelly' part, I'd choose differently. Hot tranny please. Which is more painful: A very strong kick to the nutsack, or giving birth? (obviously speculating)
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    My preference is two down, four from the left. But they all look scarier than they should. Attachment 37634 Attachment 37635 Attachment 37636
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    2013 NFL Season

    Whenever Bernard Pollard plays against the Skins.
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    Bring on the Funk

    We need the funk, gotta have the funk And my new boy, Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue. Hottest band I've ever seen live.
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    Bring on the Funk

    I'm a big fan of this genre, as well as others, but right now I'm in a funk mood. I'm going to try and give this video embedding thing a shot, bear with me.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    My wife. Are plastic water bottles really that bad for the environment?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Yes, unless it's Canadian. Which celebrity do you love to hate?