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O.J. goes to court to regain custody of his kids. The judge asks if he loves his kids. O.J. says, "Hey, they're alive, aren't they?"

I smash people with Murlock all day. Hunters can be a bit of a pain, but pretty much everyone else dies turn 5, 6 or 7.

But, how does it taste?

The average recoil force of the GAU-8/A is 10,000 pounds-force (45 kN), which is slightly more than the output of one of the A-10's two TF34 engines (9,065 lbf / 40.3 kN each). While this recoil force is significant, in practice a cannon fire burst only slows the aircraft a few miles per hour in...

Should have woke her up with surprise sex.

Eomer, taking car mod cues from Tuco I see.

You fucked CT?

I passed out / k-holed once while getting a BJ. Woke up only a few seconds later and it was pretty much the craziest thing ever. Ever been knocked out in a fight or concussed in sports? Imagine when you come to from the blackness and no idea where to are to find out you are in your bedroom...

I enjoy Citadels quite a bit, but my girlfriend and all the guys in our gaming group don't like to play it for some reason. In other news, I got Dominion this week and can't wait to try it out.

Zhavric, What is gayer than cum on a mustache?

Quazie sucks, confirmed.

When did Bam Margera get a sex change?

New AOTP off their 2nd album of 2014. Fire.

I can't remember if I posted this one yet.

I havn't met a chick since who didn't enjoy light choking. It's the ones who want to be nearly physically injured that's fucked up.

My girlfriend bought me Android: Netrunner for my birthday. We played our first game tonight after watching a tutorial, and it was great. She picked it up suprisingly fast for someone whose only TCG/LCG experience is Hearthstone. I think she had 5 agenda points at the end and I won with 8...

I have also had a chick make me choke her with a belt during sex to the point that her lips were blue. . . . She also gave me a blowjob inside a Nativity Scene out front of a church.

Fucking the girlfriend and our dog jumped up and started licking my balls from the back. . . . . . Also, my girlfriend cried last night after I fucked her. Reason: Her friend is moving back to New Zeland today......women, wtf. . . . . One of the first times we had sex was at a...

lyrics: "now i know that your hearts been damaged i feed you drinks till you cant manage its just so i can take advantage and in the morning I just vanish i know that love has left you jaded and thats why your here getting wasted lets go to your place and get naked now spread your legs...

You're welcome. https://soundcloud.com/pumpkin/sets/various-remixes-10

https://soundcloud.com/troubleandrew...m-truise-xxott Hip Hop Synthwave. Yes, it's real.

Pandemic On The Brink is almost essential if you enjoy the original. I recommend Virulent Strain and Mutation modes heavily. We pretty much don't play Vanilla anymore. The Bioterrorist is not nearly as enjoyable and is quite complicated.

Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! OR There's some lovely filth over here Dennis!