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There sure were a lot of words after "there's no words"

No, there's run plays. But they just stop a couple yards down field when someone catches them. I'm not watching it all, just going in and out of a room where it's playing. I think I saw zeke on the ground, but he might have tripped. I did just watch the skills stuff on youtube. Landry...

I haven't watched the pro bowl in a few years. When did it become 2 hand touch?

Tonight send her a text asking what other ejaclate reception points are available.

I mean .... how does camming work in germany? Do you guys send them jars of your spunk and watch them pour it into their cooters? Oh god. You do, don't you?

Well go ahead and send the 10 of us a PM and lets get the details hashed out before it's too late.

Is that the one where one bowl has more fiber than 1000 ft of raw twine?

So I missed something. Is rowdy her nickname for you or is that your real name? Cause I thought your real name was machine gun Johnny.

Now you're making it sound like a good time. What's the name of that product?

There's a town in Texas called Dickenson. There's a car dealership called gae ford. I only know this because I've seen the cars with the dealership decals.

I heard that prep is a lot easier to do if you take a shot of your favorite liquor for every shot of colon blaster.

I just figured out today that the meaning of the word "Hack" has changed. Now it simply means anything millennials have just figured out. On the news this morning: House hacking. That's where you buy a house cheap, never live in it, then sell it or rent it for a profit. Or alternatively...

My dream girl in the 90's was raquel welch. She was born in 1940, so she was in her 50's at the time. Though to be fair, what I was lusting after were her playboy spreads done when she was 40 and 50 yrs old. Still, she's holding up fairly well. Kinda hard to find a good representative pic...

Best moment of the night was ode doing his monkey style kung fu. Wish I could find another angle to see if the punch actually landed with force or if it just surprised kelleher.

what movie?

Isn't the superbowl usually as blowout when they have the extra week after the championship games?

He reminds me a lot of Darth JarJar. So maybe not God ...

In that case, someone bite the bullet and watch the latest remastered version of ANH and tell us if lucas added some CGI effects to that scene.

Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if being amod bites you in the ass on this one. The fine print will probably include that they get to ban a user of their choice. And obviously they will choose lenindoritos since @hodj is dead.

And now you know how to get a free chair every 2 years. Did they even want pictures?

Garrett is going to find out that Daniel Jones is no Tony Romo.

Was I the only one who got a kick out of the wakandan doing monkey style shit? I thought I was watching bloodsport. I need a gif of that. Since it was the opening technique, the view on the screen was a dogshit satellite image.

I'm 45. Every company I've ever worked at has officially had 1 on 1 annual reviews. I bet I've done less than 5 in my life. Mostly it's either silence or I get an email saying how much of a raise I got.

I'm just hoping for KC to avenge their loss in SB1.

Do you have a body cam? Get a body cam first. It probably was sexual assault. OBJ is gay. If there was video from the opposite angle, I bet you'd see a finger sticking up. I guess it's good for him he's still in the closet, otherwise that judge would have allowed the charge.

I fucking love when shit talking gets started on nextdoor. Old people in my area get worked up over some truly silly shit. Like how to use a boat ramp. I had to pause for breath in the middle of that one. My rustle today, rubberneckers. I know that's probably the most mentioned rustle in...

Damn this bump reminded me that I need to finish season 5. At some point in season 5 my DVR stopped recording it. So I've been waiting for it to be free on netflix or hulu or wherethefuckever it can be streamed. Now I have to remember which episode I left off on.

I don't and I put my foot down early with my wife. The only extra one she throws in now is our fuckiversary. I let that one slide for obvious reasons. She's got a really sweet story about when she first knew she loved me, but she won't ever tell it. It was the morning after the first time...

Where was that? Was that after he was attacked by the sand people? Also, fuck you, I want a tie in even if it's imaginary. Come up with something else then. Who cares if there were no cuts? Did they need the 5 billion dollar puppet in the satchel to begin with? Couldn't they have rigged...

I didn't see this till last weekend. Last night I thought back to a comment I read before I saw the movie and realized they had changed the entire trilogy of trilogies to be the story of palpatine. And my mind was blown. The original 3 were about luke and we were told by lucas that it was...

Can't see the patch clearly enough but it looks kinda like a state police patch. But a security company could do that on purpose. Also, it looks like he's wearing a gun. Most security guards don't.

No, you are correct. Igarthy is confused. Maybe he meant George Washington, who only used John Handcock's cock to sign the declaration of independence (most of them did). But he used regular quills to sign all the laws.

It's more likely he will retire than change teams. But I don't think he's smart enough to retire before he's carted off the field.

LOL don't presidents do that when signing laws too? I can't remember who I saw do it, but I assumed it was common. I almost feel like wading into the politics thread to find out why she thought she needed a second vote to send to articles over.

I do that too. Or at least I used to. I was trying to explain it to my wife one day and she pointed out that I was basically strategizing how to eat more food. Cause once you get to the good stuff you're less likely to stop.

So happy for this to be back on and I'm glad the rumors of them dumping her after 1 season were bullshit. I wish we would have gotten a Christmas episode though instead of jumping straight into a story arc. New master is hot garbage. Missy may have ruined me for other masters for a while...

What some of you are missing is that the Mando culture is full of adoptions. Your adopted family is way more important than your biological family. It doesn't matter who your parents are or where they're from. Baby Yoda could be a Mando. He'll he might become one for all we know.

The weak has been culled from the herd. We are all stronger now because of it.

a skeleton has already told us they were all chickenshit.