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Yeah option 2 is quite likely (and has probably happened a few times in the past if I think back on it). Oh well. I do kinda feel like I stand a chance tho if I can get it to just the two of us next time.

So plans did a 360 tonight. She called me after work and invited me to just get drinks (with a diff guy than the movie guy). Anyways, she spent the vast majority of the night very close to me but I dunno. Am going to try to get a night out with her alone sometime next week and see what happens.

Yeah too late now. I'ma just go and say fuck it, whatever happens happens and at least i'll be able to figure out where I stand. Worst case scenario is I get a ride to the movie theater to see a movie I wanted to watch anyways and that's the end of it... Who knows, maybe I end up with a 3way...

I told her sure yesterday but other than that no. She sposed to call me when she gets off work in a few hours.

Have you ever tried running after you take a few hits of meth? Anyways, I figured as much about the friend zone. Don't worry, I already find my comfort in Johnny Walker and marijuana so I don't have to worry about this turning me into an alcoholic!

Lol Big P, that inspired me.

Lol. I dunno if I could bring myself to doubleteam someone.

So I asked the girl i'm interested in if she wanted to hang out tomorrow and she said sure. Invited me to a movie via text a bit later... but she is going with another guy we work with. Do I say fuck it, take a rain check and write her off or do I roll with it and see what happens?

So i'm getting a bald spot on the back of my head and someone suggested I get an eyeball tattooed there (is covered when i'm wearing a hat, not too big of a bald spot... yet). Opinions?

I sense future camwhores for the curvy lady (aka fat ass fuckin slob) thread.

Who is Julia Roberts kissing here?

For science!

Yeah but was Evelys really any better? I say no...

Another board trap? =/

Or she'll be overjoyed due to feeling the same way and then shit really hits the fan when she thinks they're getting married!

If you post a pic like that every time you post then i'll forgive you for the retarded shit you call "hysterically funny, socially significant"

Why are people standing shoulder to shoulder with you dying?

QFT. I'd go so far as to say 99% of bitches who say they are bipolar have no fucking clue what it even really means/is.

I'd rather play xbox than bang her too and I don't even like xbox...

I'm with Famm on this one, Ant... C'mon man you'd be better off with a hooker.

I asked out a trap once (didn't know until much later). True story.

Yeah I guess it could be any of that. Too bad I don't have the good drugs or a giant dong tho =/.

No, I said the taco bell diet is affordable. I work at a restaurant, yes, but it's not fast food and i'm not Gaige or Samdaman kthx.

Don't have a pic of her but she's way out of my league (I consider myself a 5, maybe a 6 on a good day lol). No i'm not a virgin, have only been with one girl tho (we were engaged for a while before it ended).

Yes but i'd consider changing for this girl, is why I'm in such a quandry.

Doctors, nurses, emergency rooms. Fuck you assholes for making me wait 5 hours to get my vitals taken, charging me $80 for 2 tylenol (A WHOLE 500 COUNT BOTTLE IS LIKE $3 YOU FUCKS) and then giving me bad credit when I don't pay my 5 digit+ bill to be told i'm fine.

Ok so there is a girl i've started talking to (I think she's a 10, doubt anyone would rate her below an 8) that I work with and like. I'm not good with people in general (extremely shy etc) but it seems like she might like me for some unknown reason. She gave me her number, asked me to hang...

Someone needs to make this a 10 hour video and spread it through the internet. Preferably on autoplay.

I think he started it because he's a moron who can't find a way to get attention other than copycatting the drunk thread

Who exactly wants to be "best pal" with goliath?

It's not obvious until you click it!

I don't think that means what you think it means.

Lol, seems a little extreme to chop off your man-parts just to beat up women when you could just do it domestically.

I hope you mean their right and not our right, otherwise we gon' fight.

You mean i'd be entitled to sleep with a fat ugly used up cumdumpster? My day just got a whole lot better.

Let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret... until a video of it leaks. Don't judge me. Would you rather be cooked alive in an oven at ~250 degrees fahrenheit or die Total Recall style on the...

Have a seat over here.

Yeah, those totally aren't just lame ass excuses when they can't come up with any other excuse. "I don't know what came over me officer, I just woke up with 27 dead bodies around me lol".

Code for "I want to stroke his wiener"?

I'd still hit it. Just like everyone else I haven't seen anything about this before, looks pretty sweet and I like most of the Tom Cruise movies i've seen.