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What, in particular, got your panties rustled? The Goku comment, or Black Panther? We argued Goku v. Batman on FOH, and Batman won that contest (determined by an admin). And if you think Black Panther couldn't beat Batman, maybe you never read comics? A pre nerf Black Panther that was fully...

So, I never thought of this until now, but was Starfox kind of rapey? I mean, the only power he had was to stimulate people's pleasure centers, he slept with everyone, and apparently he was put on trial for date rape? Maybe I was so young, I didn't understand. The 6 Creepiest Comic Book...

You are 100% right, the writers "have never said so" for Superman. As has been pointed out 200 quintillion tons would split the Earth open, but apparently it's not split open.

I honestly think you guys are fucking with me, if you think Superman or Goku could beat Batman. Who can beat a fully prepared Batman? Maybe a pre nerf Black Panther, but that's about it.

Sure, and Super Faggotry is for you Superman Fanboys.

If you are going to look at a list of ridiculous abilities, look here (12 of Supermans Most Absurd Pre-Crisis Super Powers | Cavalcade of Awesome). ROFL: Super kisses that cause amnesia Super-Shape shifting Super landscaping Super-Telepathic Will Control Super-Mathematics...

Half of that came because he had unlimited resources, and started training in these areas from the minute his parents were shot. Imagine what you could do in ten years (if you ever moved from your parents' basement), if you did it full time.

His Super preparedness and Super Karate works on everyone but street level thugs, but works on demi gods, which is why he one shotted Darkseid (with a Godkilling bullet), but has fought the Joker for the last 50 years (our time). Duh.

Don't get racist.

You missed my point entirely, but that's because you are wearing Superman underoos right now.

One of my favorite Batman/Superman storylines was the one where they travel the world to destroy all of the Kryptonite. Governments starting storing Kryptonite en masse, so Batman/Superman pretty much go to war with them. It was a long storyline, spanning six months. After they destroyed all...

The thing is, I don't find it heavy handed how Batman negates people's powers. It's not like they just shoehorn it in. They've shown him in JLA studying metahumans when he has downtime in the Batcave. He sometimes studies metahumans for years before engaging them. It's like a hobby to him...

I'm not agreeing with you that the writing is as bad for Batman. Maybe some of you are new to comics, but I've read the last 60 years of Superman comics. He's lame. As the writers said it (Pre-Crisis), the only power they didn't give him were the ones they forgot to give him. For God's sake...

fixed that for you

The title of this thread is Batman Versus Superman. If you are against Batman, you are for Superman.

Somewhere in your mountains of text, there has to be a point in there.

So you don't believe it's realistic for Batman to dodge a punch from Superman, yet you believe it's realistic for someone to strike with the power of Hiroshima? Newsflash: Kryptonians aren't real.

You just went full retard. I am not going to argue comic cook physics with you. In college, I had a roommate who was a Physics major, and he'd read my comics collection and froth at the mouth. He wanted to argue with me about this guy's powers, or that guy's powers, and why it wouldn't work...

I was going to say the same thing about your relentless Superman fanboyism.

Look back two posts from this one you made, and then kindly go fuck yourself.

Batman's nanotech is sent by Ras Al Ghul into the Flash's brain, causing him to have thousands of seizures a second. Too bad Batman can't get a good firewall in the Batcave. I guess he wasn't prepared to be hacked.

It doesn't matter if Superman can punch at the speed of light, he's an unskilled lummox. It's already been established, Superman has close to no fighting skills at all, and Batman is the most feared meleer in the Galaxy.

Anyone that has pink rainbow unicorn thingies in their avatar, should not be allowed to state opinions on what is lame or not.

As far as I've read, Amazo has never copied Batman's super preparedness. Also, Batman has prepared for Amazo for years, so you already know which way the fight is going to go. Why am I arguing with a guy who liked the latest Superman movie?

Stop being an elitist prick. Karate Kid comes from a superhero league where everyone is a teenager, hence the names ending in Lad, Kid, Lass and Gal. He predates the movie, and if memory serves correctly, DC was paid for the right to use the name in the movie.

Have you ever read the comics? Batman has defeated Amazo (who has all of the powers of the JLA) inmeleecombat. In the DC Universe, super preparedness > all other powers. Not only that, Batman has been compared to Karate Kid, in terms of skill level. Karate Kid could stagger...

Fixed that post for you, asshole.

Deliverance

Hahahahahaha

'Mountain' from 'Game of Thrones' just as strong in real life as he is on the show - SportsNation - ESPN

ROFL. The sad thing is that I lose my shit way more than anyone in these reaction videos. Maybe I should start taping myself.

That's kind of a problem. I liked Oberyn, his future is undecided. He might still pull it out, right?

See you then!

I lost sleep last night, just like I did over the Red Wedding. My 70 year old parents watch this show, and get very distressed. I just kept believing that Oberyn was going to win, even after he had his teeth knocked out. When his eyes started getting gouged, I thought he'd be able to pull...

Just saw the trailer, and...I'm in.

It was an 00s animated series. Don't bitch about why Flash's clothes and skin don't burn off, or why he isn't overcome with lactic acid. All of that was explained in the comics. Mind you, they are all pseudo scientific explanations, but nonethless, explanations that fit comics. His skin...