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I wonder how hard it is to make a magic eye shirt. I want to make one where the 3D image is my dick.

Wasn't it "doing something stupid" that hurt your arm in the first place? I find the 'doing something stupid' injuries tend to reoccur quite often. Good luck.

After I wrote that I started thinking about how just because you have a disease, it doesn't always mean you're an innocent victim. But we were talking about how the kids will blame you some day so you might as well get ready for it.

The predominant belief is that drug abuse is a disease too. So you're really still leaving her for a disease.

I scrolled up and saw my last post and it triggered me. YOU'RE. YOU'RE. YOU ARE problem is ... Fuck this no editing allowed section. Also, I call suspected fags "breeders". Sometimes people ask me about it and I tell them it's like when we used to call each other fags all the time, but...

Combo meals are a constant source of minor rustling for me. I just want water with lunch. Anytime I go somewhere that has a combo, I have to take the extra time to wait for them to ask if I want a combo and say no. They often interrupt my order to do it. I'm used to it, but sometimes, like...

You're problem is that you read the shit written by washington post. You should have just skipped to the image and enjoyed it.

I'm assuming heavy drug use. Disclaimer: Not a doctor.

Well then, I guess we never crown them. Congratulationsyouplayedyourself.gif

Paper bag? Where do you live man? We ask for paper bags a lot and the kids have to scramble around looking for them.

It'll be surprising if he doesn't suck based on what he's done so far in pre season and week 1 mop up duty.

What does he mean eli finally benched? Wasn't he benched in 2017 and pitched a fit?

I hope the falcons don't freeze to death without all that saints hatred to keep them warm.

A backup coached by bill bellicheck. checkmate. Or should I say ... bellicheckmate?

I said that to a chick once. I had been drinking a little. She was not happy, but she sat down and dared me to try. I have never been so scared of anything in my life before or since. But at that point I had no choice. ?Por Que No Los dos?

I don't know why this rustles me, but when people send you a message "Just a friendly reminder blah blah blah". Especially when it's something you either already did (take the fucking time to check), or have told them that you're not going to do. One time the payroll girl sent one of those...

lol wtf is going on with the nails of her hand in the shadow picture? Looks like the thumb is longer than the finger nail? Also, finger nails shouldn't have that much gap even on his hand. I don't think that's supposed to be a heart. I think she's showing that she's a tranny (that's a well...

I've heard the undead have shit tons of problems with touch screens. You should see a doctor. You might be dead. Also, i'm assuming you're talking about phones and tablets which have capacitive touch screens. If you're not and you have a choice, try a resistive touch screen. Resistive...

I can't figure out what shenanigans he's pulling. I guess this is a mom n pop restaurant? Since it was a company check that he wrote you should probably watch out for a 1099 at the end of the year. In that way he puts all the tax burden for that portion of your pay onto you. The something...

Looks like the answer was no.

Ap is a good rb and I hate that the redskins have him. But I lold when the announcers said their coach basically vowed not to use him as a north south back where he's best.

I was just thinking of Doug Williams. Absolutely the goat. Wasn't he riding the pine in Oakland the following year? Lol Why was that? I can't remember the reason.

As I said, one of my problems with it is that it mattered that he had connected. So I'm not too far off from what you say gav. Punish the attempt to hurt someone outside the rules whether it works or not. We only disagree on the severity of punishment. Btw, that shit hardly ever happens now...

What is up with that giant safety pin? @splorge

And I believe this is vontaze after a fumble recovery. I see nothing wrong with this. He was playing in a state with constitutional carry and these fellows were clearly trump supporters trying to pour bleach on him.

I just found the reverse angle on the greg robinson kick. I take it back. Ban him from football and arrest him.

Doesn't vontaze get suspended once in a while? Not sure what you misread about my post but you need to give it another once over. Penalizing players for dirty hits is plenty. Ejections should only come if they keep doing it or do something especially bad. Like stomp on someone on the ground...

I thought I kind of understood the first sentence, but how the fuck is +5 an over-under on penalty yards? Like you're literally saying the browns will have one 5 yard penalty in the entire game? Put me down for 1 million dollars on the over please. For that? Getting kicked in space in the...

That sounds more humane than ghosting the chick.

"Taylor was a gymnast at Central Michigan, where Brown attended college. According to the lawsuit, they met in a Bible study group at the school and became friends " lulz "She is seeking in excess of $75,000 " Unless ESPN missed some zeroes, she's the least ambitious gold digger in the...

You will know and you won't have absolution unless you do it. Also, obviously God will know but now the analogy is going off the rails.

If he really doesn't have the watches; he can always get the 3 pictures, admit he's a poser and throw himself on the mercy of the amod court.

If you do it right, yes.

The $20 whores will be the ones you wanna just get a pic from and not let them touch your dick. Also, you don't want them to touch the watch, so he'll have to just kind of hold it next to them.

I mean, unless they give him a massive discount for pics only, I assume they're still getting fucked. At least a BJ. Not sure why you would think otherwise.

no, that's the clean version. In the racist version, the sizes are Faulty Armor, DREAMER, white, and American Inventor.

I was about to say that wouldn't work because no nipples, but LLR's post below doesn't mention nipples. Even so, I think it's reasonable to insist on nips to prove they are titties. The bigger question is, are they going to insist on gash to prove it's not a tranny?

I didn't see the 1991, but what is the significance of that year?

Don't let it end like that. What did you expect? When you go to a confessional and tell the priest about how you been molesting little girls, he doesn't just forgive you and say "sin no more". He makes you pray the rosary 300 times as penance. These 3 pictures are your 300 rosaries. Trust...

It's your pennance. Once you pay up you will feel much better. Without this, it would have still weighed on your soul. Truly Amod is wise and gracious.