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Too big to fail, bro. If you're going to go that way with it you don't need a one time fine. You need a straight up tariff. Because any fine that is levied which "will ensure that no company does this again" will result in the dissolution of the company. And dude... VW isn't going to...

Man versus car! I mean... wouldn't the car always win? I still like -most- of the bits. It just felt like it was the "ones that didn't make the first one but someone in the office wouldn't stop complaining so we made a second one" show. Which is fine too. Still laughed. Was still a...

I think it would be a spectacularly bad idea. You'd probably get frostbite on the tip before you finished. Between the cold and the aridity and the ambient pressure, bad things would happen to your unprotected penis. Not immediately and I'm not sure how long an exposure it would take, but...

The problem with diamonds in the rough is that 99% of the time you're just holding a piece of shit!

Wet Hot American Summer is atrociously bad. Just amazingly bad with a mid-tier TV star cast. They're trying to trade on 80's nostalgia, and they're making jokes for 5 year olds. In order to trade on the nostalgia they have to be making jokes for at least 10-12 year olds. I mean...

I just was outside. It's very nice, but it still scares me.

Hey, their girls actually have cooter hair. schweet.

http://www.zerotolerance.com/ it is indeed porn.

The more I read about it the more it just makes me fucking laugh. Yes. Our Carbon Credit Economy is rock solid. And I am just absolutely tickled that Ze Germans had the balls to do it. I really am tempted to buy up as much VW stock as I can reasonably afford.

He will refuse to recognize the authority they pretend to hold! Make sure to take his belt.

Why tell 101 year old grandpa? I mean seriously. Not to be a dick but that's just selfish. What possible fucking difference could it make? "I'm not afraid to tell him." Well, good. Don't be afraid to NOT tell him either. I don't tell my pops which ones do anal and which ones swallow...

I don't know which episode they pulled that Tom Baker clip from, but I bet if you watched that story arc -- I will bet you that this story arc will rely on it and lean on it pretty heavily. In a tonal way, not a plot way. And you've got the Master in the mix too. Who at this point is...

Yeah, but the scene shows the Doctor in the mist, and then Davros saying "You said you were going to help me!" and then the ep starts with the sound of the Tardis turning on and Davros still in the field. And then the episode ends with Davros turning around and saying, "How did you do that...

Butthole Ice Cream Parlor was pretty good. I bet they had a really long list of dumb shit that couldn't fit into the one episode that they made and so... this one. Oh, and during one of the skits there was a hamster sticking out of some dudes butt that did the Seinfeld. lol. That was...

I think that was the insinuation. The Doctor left Davros to die in the hand field, but then Davros didn't die. So that's the Doctors regret. It's either that he didn't kill Davros or that he didn't save him. He regretted just freaking out and running away without making a choice, I guess...

Is there any sewing involved mist? I'm starting to think that you work in a sweatshop.

Nah, the guy in the grey shirt who just walked up and grabbed that dudes neck, he's a real bro.

German engineering at it's finest. Now German Lawyering and Marketing... maybe that was second rate. But the ENGINEERING. Perfekt.

I haven't watched that one in years. What I remember about Pertwee and his Master is that they liked to swashbuckle!

And for the other stuff, yes you're right, but I think they're just doing a soft reset. I get the feeling that Capaldi is gonna be a little bit more like Tom Baker. The Doctor does some truly crazy shit off camera. And The Master/Doctor dynamic of friendship has been there since Tennant...

Hey missy you so fine you so fine you blow my mind, Hey missy! Hey missy! If you watched the final ep of last season, it was really obvious that Missy Teleported away instead of got disintegrated. They were 2 different color visual effects.

Project: Apocalypse Ship sounds like a death metal band. I like it.

Yeah, depression is not always an inappropriate response. But like Palum said. Concentrate on can rather than can't. I know it sounds like a platitude, I know it does. But life is long. Time to look at a road less traveled and suchlike. And if your mystery illness goes away -- the...

We must purify it.

I gotta say, Bruce was even before MY time. But I can see the appeal. That italian jew fucker, whatever he is, rocks.

so much rape

I wouldn't be too hostile with the letters that you'll no doubt be writing. You've got every right to be frustrated at what sounds like them trying to kick the can and/or ignore you, and it IS bullshit... but open hostility tends to just make them just dig in. At that point the thinking is...

I've got a feeling that was actually pretty helpful.

Now I need to get a loaner 3 year old so that I can talk to ghosts. So many things I wanna ask a ghost.

Well, in the real version he wouldn't have made it back. He would have been stuck walking down the road.

Probably. There are no takebacks forAmerican Inventorthe n word

That's what she said?

I just assumed that her vadge was kind gross.

Hell, the only women I know who aren't taken are either complete airheads or complete uggos. And this includes the black ones!

I've known a woman that did something like this. Really, she fostered with the county. But it looks like this is a sort of fostering program. The hardest things for her were -- first, not over spending on the child. She'd get a lot of kids that had had it real fucked up... and just buying...

Tried to plus you. Wouldn't let me. Double standards are bad in the infantry AND in my tocunets.

He's kind of a bullshit artist to begin with. He's probably an excellent professor. But I've seen him in a lot of stuff, and some of what he says is just incorrect.

Testing it further is fair. In the meantime, not integrating the units is also fair, until the further testing is complete. It may be that the screening of candidates was too lax. So run another wargame. It's not like anyone is going to be cutting funding anyway, lul.

MEDI... NO, THAT IS AWESOME. MOTHER FUCKING SAXAMAPHONE SOLO.

Amod, request to change Cad's name to Caddington Darnsworth, Esq.