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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    It's fun. And it feels like a schizophrenic dream.
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    What Does Your Car Say About You? (The Car Thread)

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    Welcome to retrolled

    Evelys confirmed Millie 2.0
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    Timeline of what happened on this epic day

    You couldn't tell that from the fact that she is wearing the same top?
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    HOT NEKID PICS OF DRAEGAN!!

    It's not as sweet as a snake sweater.
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Hotline Miamion Steam for 50% off this weekend. $5.99
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Exactly.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Better nate than lever.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She wouldn"t let you "put it in" because she is a tranny, judging from the way this and other threads have been going. Just do what Antarius would do.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The dude paid a tranny for sex. I don"t think women are falling over themselves to get in his pants. I would say at this point anything with a vagina is a 10 for him.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I suggest you jerk off into a box and send it to them as The Package.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Antarius, would you fuck Goliath?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s a piker statement. The proper statement is: "BRB gonna smash this bitches box into Macintosh applesauce."
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    They are. Which is why I date chicks from small towns. Way more fun and adventurous than lame city girls.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Easily solved.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I like blacking out. Why is that frowned upon? It"s fun because when I was a kid I wanted to be a detective. You wake up the next day and there are so many mysteries to solve. Like: Where are my pants...?"
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sell her into slavery in Eastern Europe.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tanqueray and Tab...Keep "em comin", sweets, I got a long drive.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sounds like a boring lay.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The last chick I dated was 19 and I was 25 at the time. She was way more mature / wise than the previous girl who was 26. Rare, but still possible.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Use theDual-induction massage routine.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Confirmed.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So, which Olsen Twin did you date bro?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Actually, I was approaching the speed of plaid.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Double post.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Agreed. Dudes too. And we have way too many of these granola girl hippies in Alberta. Every time I go to the club there is at least one filthy hippie reeking of patchouli and I want to punch them.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Punch that cunt in the head until your hand breaks....him or her...doesn"t matter.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I just spit my beer out reading that.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So what you are saying is you convinced her to let you stick it in her turd cutter and blow your load cause it was the cure, amirite? Also, You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Drinsic again.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Re-posting this GIF cause I think Urgoslav did such a great job on it....also a pic fro you Trex.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Eomer, put GHB in her drink and then smash that shit.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re gonna need a bigger boat.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    HOLY FUCK A SHARK!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Different girl.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I didn"t make those. I bought them. I just painted them. Although I did make a Masamune in High School. So you may have a point.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just assume that her knees are too sharp, she"s fat, she needs to eat a sammich, and she is Shelly.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    New g/f is awesome. She is a freak in the sack and she just showed up to deliver me pancakes to work. +1.