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She fucked his mother.

Got into the beta and...idk, not really feeling it? I definitely need to play some more, but little bit of time I put in already, it feels kinda boring. Maybe the starter cards are toned down, but there doesn't seem to be much interaction between players.

Do you not jerk off?

Maybe I don't pick up enough then. I usually only pick up stuff that the rift boss drops, takes too much time otherwise.

You'll run out of white and blue mats well before death breaths with that method.

For some reason, I thought he was talking about cleaning the equipment. Nevermind.

Eh, diminishing returns set in at that point. It might even be quicker to just go out and kill more shit than it is to spend the time picking up specific loot(or crafting it) and then cubing it.

From the steak, I certainly hope not. 160F and enough time(not sure how much) is indeed enough to kill anything. Just don't compare that to eating a steak cooked to 125. There's a lot of protection from being a contiguous piece of meat. A lot of pathogens that wouldn't be killed at 125 can't...

Does Prince count for that too?

Long enough to establish dominance.

Starting over from scratch, stash tabs, and cosmetics are the main appeals.

That's gone.

For those that got into the closed beta, do you need access to your bnet account email? Don't have access to mine anymore :(

Gonna stay in a hole in the ground around Bastogne during sub-zero temperatures? Do you have to pay extra for the artillery bombardments?

Damnit, I had at least two more "Enjoy your cruise, Utnayan" responses planned out!

Seems like good odds. What's the standard occupancy of a cruise ship?

Enjoy your cruise, Utnayan.

Third option: wear clothes that don't require either.

Corn on the cob...in April?

Dat Asscom tho?

Watched it tonight. Wasn't as good as his previous shows, but was still quite worth the time. I did notice the red-nose and facial flushing of alcoholic. Or maybe he's just getting old, idk. My only complaint is that "would suck this specific dick" felt reused. Didn't he want to fuck Ewan...

So, you thought the video was cakefarts funny but your friend thought it was glassjar horrifying?

Amazon recruiters(they're almost always third party) are the only ones I ignore. Nothing I've heard makes me want to work there.

I was also referring to Blizzard not looking like they are learning from mistakes. The DisguisedToast video on the previous page is proof of that.

A different game.

The time line was a bit rushed. Near the end of February, my former boss tells my now boss that she's retiring. She doesn't publicly announce she's retiring until a week later and my now boss is going out of town in another week(from that time) for three weeks. I tell him I want the job but he...

You can't bargain with something she already has.

So, I got the promotion I was talking about in the IT/Programming thread. Things have been obviously hectic and my new direct boss was away on vacation for 3 weeks until the beginning of this week, so I imagine there hasn't been much time to sort out details. But, it has been publicly...

Good job on jinxing yourself for the next department outing.

New "devs", same mistakes.

Some tavern brawls are wild and cards that are pointless in any meta become suddenly useful for a week. *shrug*

How do you pronounce a Z with an upside down hat?

I believe pet hits count. But there's a hidden ICD on gem, you're not going to get it to stack super fast.

Rare -> Legendary is usually better for getting an ancient because fuck bounties.

The weirder the better!

To be fair, all of those sound like they might add up to 1 cable sub.

3 key runs? I just want my ascendancy points and maybe a FB helm enchant. Is uber lab worth farming? How much is enough physical mitigation? Usually run 8k armor with flasks up.

Nope, not even close. You had (very expensive) ways to mitigate the effects of that RNG. HS RNG is like, fuck you, you lose. That's not being fair though, rolling new alts to get the 2 legendaries you want IS quite shitty. But really only affected mythic raiders like you.

What if the dick is attached to an otherwise completely biological female, who looks 100% female. Literally, hot chick + dick, not even the balls. Am I still gay?

Please, Hearthstone RNG puts Diablo RNG to shame.