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By the time he's in the HOF nobody will remember who hated on him. But if he ryan leaf's it, everyone will remember you saying how awesome he is.

How about some typo lessons while he's at it?

They should have had another stinger where deadpool was watching the movie, looked at the camera and said "WHAT THE FUCK!" Cause that's what i was thinking.

I have a feeling that they will be losing people from their group.

I've put socks on while standing and while I don't like it, I never thought of it as a challenge. I use the shoes and socks time to stretch. I flex the hips while putting on socks, then put the leg straight out to tie the shoes and warm up the hammies for the day. Underwear always goes on...

Is this going to tie in with the avengers movie?

Cowboys need a WR. I'm hoping they pick up Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown He's supposed to be one of the top 10 WRs in the draft, and he could be there in the 3rd round. I want the cowboys to get him just so I can hear announcers say his name every week. His brothers are named...

Daughter came in last night and said "Hey i checked the mail a while ago and i guess it fell under my seat and i forgot about it until just now when I was cleaning the car ... so here's some mail" The only interesting thing was a check from my company. from 2016. Apparently they held out too...

You thought he was winning if he didn't get KOd after the fact? IIRC my personal score card had him winning 1 round. I wouldn't have been surprised if he'd won, but the other guy seemed more likely to get the decision.

I came here to see gifs of lee wobbling around. Am dissappoint. The prelim where they called it a KO after time expired was bullshit (can't remember the names). Dude was getting up and the doctors shoved him back to the mat. How do you call that a KO? Even if he did go out after the fight...

In a word, it's safer. I don't care how good you think you are at backing out of a spot, it's safer to not back up in a busy parking lot. If you can't see that you're a moron. Secondly, if there's not an opportunity to pull through, it's safer to back in than back out because you have better...

And pictures of the twins.

Not sure where to post this question. I need some suggestions for audio editing software. Most important thing is it's gotta be good for a fucking luddite like me. Second most important thing is that it's free. But to be honest if I have to pay a small fee for something good I will. I have...

Getting more hilarious, you mean. But I wouldn't know. I'm willfully ignorant of FB and stopped at the welcome screen on quora. Somewhere out there, I have a FB account that's doing nothing but spamming the NSA with notifications about my progress in games. Would be great if someone could...

Pretty sure that melody from under pressure is a ripoff of a george jones song. White lightning.

I don't understand the question. He somehow found her there. I don't do quora and when I went they wanted me to log in with my FB account so I stopped. Maybe that's how he got caught. It showed up in his FB feed that he was searching for hookers. Harlem HS? So she got some jungle fever...

It was not. Since it was on the other side of the house, the only thing feeding into it is the toilet that rarely gets used. We didn't look at it, but it should have basically been empty. Now that we know that, we'll make a point of keeping that bathroom usable instead of covered in cat litter.

My septic has been backed up for like a week. I started out trying to snake it with the 20ft snake I own. Didn't get the clog. Then I rented a 75 ft snake. Still couldn't get the clog. Then I hired someone to snake the drain, he got it, but it started running slow again the next day. I got...

I assumed it had something to do with orgasms being the best cure for cramps. Either that or she's letting you know that when the front porch is being painted, the back door will be unlocked.

No matter how big the tree, a 10 mile shot is something to be proud of.

Mass texts. Im in on one now with one of my karate buddies. Usually 4 people work out with us, but there's 18 people on this one. One of them asked "I'm sorry who's this" Another one answered with their name and the first person responded with "sorry" again. It's all I can do to not fuck...

The one downside to Trump's economy is that this isn't true anymore. I never understood why they do that shit either. I try to make all my shipments "no signature required" because this was happening. It shouldn't be hard to come up with a system that's both fast and reasonable. Like...

I don't know if you wanted to vent or wanted help. But if you want help, I guarantee there are people here who can. We just need a lot more information. First piece of advice is lose the stigma about paying for it. You always pay for it one way or another. I was downright scared of girls...

Your wife is cuban, right? I thought hitting and throwing stuff at their man was the status quo for latinas.

At first glance I thought your boss was telling you that.

Just got a call from one of those smart recordings that hears what you say and responds to it. Those don't really rustle my jimmies much, I more amused by them. But this one fucking lied to me when I asked if it was a recording. She said "There's a real person here" Next time I'm going to...

They found out when she turned herself in. So she probably found jesus or something and that look is the guilt being lifted from her soul. Also, finally a 'victim' who isn't a rat. He only talked when police came and asked him directly about it.

They're idiots, the kickoffs are far from the least interesting play in football. Extra points take that title. Followed closely by any FG under 35 yards. I think punts are more boring than kickoffs. The onsides kick alternative is lacking too. There needs to be another option like if your...

I know this is from a couple weeks ago, but the saying is 'queer as a 3 dollar bill'. It plays on the fact that queer also means strange, and it would indeed be strange to see a 3 dollar bill. I don't know if it was misused on the rogan show or if you misheard it, I just wanted you to know...

Sounds like more proof that redpillers are onto something. She may have self esteem issues though and that's why she was playing the "you're not interested in me" game.

We're going to need to see a transcript of your interactions with these girls to tell you what you're doing wrong. I always found it helped to reassure them early on that i wasn't an axe murderer. YMMV

I renewed my vehicle registration online and instead of a convenience fee being added, I get an internet discount. Discount was only $1, but for as long as I can remember they've been charging me convenience fees for practically any way I tried to renew.

Why do the people on news shows keep using imprecise language? I mean, they all studied communication in college, why can't they communicate better? It was a little thing this morning. They said a new design was going to be revealed that NOBODY (emphasis theirs) had seen before. WTF, how is...

Apparently 3 dollar bills are really happy.

Re slow mexican drivers. They are using Kilometers. Next time you're behind one, check it out on the alternate markings on your speedometer and you'll see they're doing the right speed but on the wrong scale. It bugged the shit out of me when i was working in the Rio Grande Valley a number of...

All avacado really needs is some salt. But the only time I eat it by itself is when I cut into one and my plans for whatever I was making change. Have you guys tried florida avacados? They're kinda sweet. Not good for guac, but better than haas on things like salads and sandwiches.

What is this? Is it actually called 'fancy' ramen? I like Pho too. That's where I got the idea to add jalapenos. The place i first tried pho tai had noodles, beef, bean sprouts, and jalapenos on the dirty dishwater. To that I just added soy sauce.

Just top ramen (maruchen or something like that). I haven't even tried anything else. Currently I put crackers, pringles, milk, turkey lunchmeat, avacado, and grilled jalapenos in mine. People I've been talking to do things like hot dogs, beef jerky, peanut butter, other types of chips (the...

I don't really follow this thread, is this the right place to talk about how we doctor up ramen noodles? I always thought i was a weirdo, but lately I've been talking to people and found out lots of people seem to do weird stuff to it. I wanna find out what you guys do.

Pretty sure the doctor's oldest son is going to be a wesley.