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I have never been so proud to be a part of this community. Did suenig ever say how much it cost him? I looked into getting a custom porn done once, but the people I contacted never responded.

This morning the "news" was saying that the US might boycott the olympics because of security concerns. Then you'd have the most watched olympics in history.

Looks like cowboys game got flexedback to noon. That shit doesn't even happen to the browns. This truly is a rebuilding year.

Oh so they sent you a picture of you speeding? Send them a picture of the money.

In the first part of the season when they turned ezra into a full blown jar jar binks character, I figured they'd changed his role.

Don't know who the hell Kavon Frazier is, but he looked damn good last night. Towards the end of the game I remembered how last year dak always seemed to play better when he was hurt. I guess that was the missing piece. Glad to see morris with a good game. He really is a good RB. I...

yup. After I did the survey thing, I copied all the questions from 5 of 6 of those pass around things into a text file and sent about 10 random questions at a time.

I can tell you from experience that it doesn't take much to make the other guy feel it and get pissed if you hit in the solar plexus just where the pads end. I saw an old NFL films on a lineman named Boom Boom where he talked about doing that to make the defense focus on fighting him instead of...

I always thought chows were bi-polar. At least when a pit bull doesn't like you, you know it.

Back when I did that, I noticed the same thing. I wrote up a "customer satisfaction survey" type thing and sent it to girls I was really interested in and wanted to give it one more shot. I actually got a few responses from that. That's when I realized that if you asked chicks random...

They're good when you're hiring for a technical job. In my field, everyone puts that they know all kinds of programming languages on their resume. Giving them a piece of paper and saying "Write me some code that does X" is a great way to make sure you're not hiring a bullshit artist.

We're in a rebuilding year.

Do me please

On purpose. They probably just want to see how far you can get. Given infinite time, 90% of the candidates would probably get them all right. But with those time restraints it's about how fast you can get to the right answer. Now, I don't know why an HVAC company would need that. Maybe the...

You forgot cunt. I love how saying cunt is like setting off a nuclear bomb in the US, but for a brit, it's just the most commonly used word (or so it seems).

Didn't you mean "new guy"

Use different browsers. This sort of thing is the primary reason I have both firefox and chrome loaded. I even use internet exploder for some of my gmail accounts.

You mean the best thing about "having sex" with 26 year olds, and it makes a great party joke. You shouldn't party with people who are so uptight. It is not a good first date ice breaker joke though. Even if the chick is 26. Save it until immediately after sex.

did you catch that her last name is "Ride an Hour"?

I just want to say that "indecent liberties" is 100X hotter than 'affair' or 'had sex with'. Also, she's fucking hot; I predict a not guilty verdict.

Firefox. Just upgraded last night to firefox quantum on my home computer and it's completely fucked. If I try to navigate anywhere it locks up firefox and slows down my entire computer. After some basic troubleshooting (refreshing and disabling add-ons) I decide I need to roll back the update...

Maybe it will be anthology style and they can jump around telling all the stuff that was left out mixed in with stories from the silmarion. Things like the razing of the shire.

Not to long ago i had a riding lawn mower being repaired and since I didn't have a trailer I paid them to deliver it to me. I wasn't home and they delivered it to my neighbors. Took 3 days to figure out where it had been delivered and 2 weeks to get my mower back. The neighbors had called the...

Yeah I thought it was a pretty ho hum episode until then. The GF shit is finally paying off. My wife got excited over the waterbears, I'd never heard of them.

When we were dating, my wife did the same shit with Men Who Stare at Goats and Inglorious Basterds. For some reason I didn't kick her to the curb. Still haven't seen either one. Now I see I screwed up. The best revenge is to live well.

I'm trying to figure out what, specifically, is gay about her outfit. If you're talking about her pixie haircut, I can get on board with it. But her shirt? That's not a fucking rainbow. It looks like a 70's album cover.

it's been 10 years since the browns had a .500 record. How would fisher not be an upgrade? I'm interested to see who's curse is stronger.

Was it always rob lowe? I haven't tried to go back to the earleir episode and look. You kinda just answered / contradicted yourself. She didn't know she'd been drugged until a year later when she found out his species did that, and even then she had to ask if she was drugged the first time...

Voting Rights Act of 1965 - Wikipedia I think he's talking about this. Section 2 is the one they usually use to make the claim that a voting law is illegal because it's unfair to minorities. Section 4 if you're in one of the bad states (which wisconsin isn't) Like voter ID laws. I can see...

OK thanks for the heads up. I was about to defend you. I didn't realize brosayer was accurately describing your position.

i don't read enough of his posts to know what he's bitching about specifically. All I got out of his posts was that he thought they should be based on geography. But we should all be bitching about the worst examples of gerrymandering like the districts we described.

Gerrymandering is a problem in some places, but those districts in wisconsin looked pretty solid and bulletproof. Problem is, I can't think of a reasonable law or rule that could fix it. Best I can come up with is requiring that no part of the district be more than x miles away from any other...

What kind of tests are you talking about? Ancestry / 23 and me? Or something else?

Don't be pissed about that. From what we've heard thus far, odds are you are mistaken about who paid for them. I know it's a big thing but you need to come to grips with and get over the fact that she was probably fucking around non-stop. I say probably because it's possible it started back...

I feel for ya man. I had a friend with a similar story. Theirs included swinging to 'save the marriage'. In his case his wife was just a whore and wanted to fuck everybody. It was hard on him when he finally admitted it to himself. Truth be told, I went out with them a couple times and...

Damn dude, that big post was a trainwreck. I mean, I had some clue where it was going just because you were posting it here, but there were so many red flags. When you said things got better, what really happened was that she got better at hiding it from you. I just wanna say it aint got shit...

That official was comically short. I think vontaze can make the case that he didn't know the guy was there. On the first viewing, I didn't see him until just before the flag shot up out of nowhere. Had to watch it again to figure out where he came from. And yes to backing jerry. Now that...

Slippery, I would just go get the person, but maybe what you need to do in general is lower your mom's expectations. FE in this case; get the dude's number then send him a text while he's in the air telling him to get a cab and your mom will pay for it.

is there an opportunity for her to nap before the show?

Well it would be fine for opening week. But i say get rid of thursday games other than thanksgiving and opening day. I heard a report that there are more injuries on thursday games. Anyone got any actual hard stats on that, or is the NFLPA pulling it out of their asses?