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  1. Shonuff

    Most memorable comic book moments

    Please stop trolling this thread. First, Aquawuss is great, and now Batman sucks?
  2. Shonuff

    Most memorable comic book moments

    OMG, she beat Thanos, Wolverine, Terrax, Dr. Doom, Ego and Deadpool. WTH is Marvel thinking?
  3. Shonuff

    Most memorable comic book moments

    Sorry, I don"t get excited about a guy whose main powers are to swim fast and talk to fish, and nor should you. Lamest superhero EVER. I"m going to start nerd raging on you in a sec.
  4. Shonuff

    Most memorable comic book moments

    I think I"d catch the gay from reading it, as you clearly have already.
  5. Shonuff

    Most memorable comic book moments

    ROFL, Aquaman. You"ve pretty much invalidated any further statements on comics if you like Aquaman.
  6. Shonuff

    Most memorable comic book moments

    This is why we can"t have nice things. What a bad idea. And now we know what"s gonna happen in AvX. Either the Phoenix or Scarlet Witch are gonna rewrite reality on Earth.
  7. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    LOL, just had a guy quit today because he was pissed I wouldn"t let him use company equipment on the weekends to do side jobs for himself. He was really worked up too, like I screwed him. I"m not gonna lend you $100k+ in equipment so you can do jobs that you may have found while you were working...
  8. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    $5-15k to do a bid? Sheesh. I thought my cost to bid was high. I"ve been jerked around on big state jobs (in excess of $50k), but it sure is nice when the work is done and you get the check in the mail. We do emergency work, and did a job for State Farm last week, and after we did the work...
  9. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    I"ve started tracking closer our jobs and calls every week. Last week, we closed 60% of the customers that called for a free estimate, for a total of $17,000 in approvals. Looking at the advertising mix, one of the yellow pages ads that I spent about $120 for the week for brought in 5k of work...
  10. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    I am shocked at the total contrast in the quality of new hires. They were either B+ or F quality, no one would have rated a C or a D. They either knew what they were doing and worked hard, or they were useless enough that they didn"t deserve minimum wage making french fries at McDonalds. If a...
  11. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Pretty much. I"d hazard to say that given what my competitors are paying, we are 60-100% higher in pay scale, and we don"t pull money out of their checks and yell at them all day. My one guy who I fired after his 50th warning over yelling and flipping out at his co-workers made 50k last year...
  12. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    To be honest, we do reference checks, but a few things stop that. If its one of our competitors, they won"t tell us anything or even want to talk to us. Also, with a number of companies in our industry going under, a guy will tell us he worked for a company, and they may no longer be in...
  13. Shonuff

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    The economy must be great, because we"ve fired six new employees this year for general asshattery. One guy who was here a year decided he was going to come to work every day and pick fights with everyone, the other guys thought they could just show up whenever they wanted. I"m sorry you partied...
  14. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    it would be a good fit, shrimp dick for shrimp tits
  15. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Yours are nice, and big enough, who cares? The only thing boobs are good for is to grab on while using RHW to massively ram the coochy for hours on end. I imagine my penis as the last of the 300 Spartans, making its heroic stand against the enemy Persian hordes. It shall be an end, but it shall...
  16. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    I wanna see him stick turkey, mashed potatoes and peas up her ass and then eat them out Caligula style. Its more fun than you think, after you do the enema.
  17. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    This is FOH, which is by definition creepy-land. I"m a normal guy, and this is Rome.
  18. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Can you splooge on Trex"s boobs and then post the pic? Please?
  19. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Have we seen Etoille"s for sure?
  20. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Also, would like to see your pussy.
  21. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Nice tits, Trex. Would like to see Tyen bust a nut on them while you lay day, and then send in a pic. Thanks.
  22. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Wait, Etoille posted with fake boobs, so did the anon poster, and no tits from Trex. Its your fault.
  23. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    So all the cocks in this thread are real, but the tits are fake? Figures. Someone"s (or some people) got to take the fall for this.
  24. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    This sucks. Listen to me, my troll brethren. We were promised nerd titties, we did not get them. How long will we allow ourselves to be oppressed, before we rise up and take arms? Blood must be shed to even the scales!
  25. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    I don"t see any Trex boobs.
  26. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    We better get some nerd titties soon, or people are gonna be murdered up in here.
  27. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    And yet he failed to deliver tits. All this thread did was give me a set of blue balls.
  28. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Its Friday and there"s no tits. Please send this thread to the shaw (not the hall of fame either). This thread sucks. All we"ve seen is hideous cocks.
  29. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Show us your tits and no one gets hurt! I"ve loaded up on some Rock Hard Weekend, and it"s making me soooo horny. Took it last night. I"ll be extra horny for the next 48 hours. And I want nerd titties, and I want them now.
  30. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Where are the promised tits? If I don"t see some Trax/Etoille/whoever else titties within 24 hours of this post, I"m gonna kill a kitten. Keg, quit procrasturbating.
  31. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    This isn"t the tranny mega-homo thread, we want T&A.
  32. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Keg, WTH, we want titties NOW! Anyone know of a good sale on torches and pitchforks?
  33. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    a dick only his mother could love
  34. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    I"d be egotistical also if I made first contact with an extraterrestrial being. But at some point you have to realize its not good if it removes your penis and implants itself in place of it. Its not gonna end well, Mr. FrankenPenis. <iframe width="420" height="315"...
  35. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Nice. Well played, good sir.
  36. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Thanks, and I wasn"t saying I wasn"t getting laid, I was talking about the nerd I quoted in that post. I"m not sure what the fuss about boobs is anyway, its all about being able to provide nice tight holes that can take a nightlong pounding. Boobs just get in the way when foreplay is over...
  37. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    I don"t even know what this thread is about anymore. Threads like these are the reason why you can"t get laid in RL. You entering Etoille? Thread won"t reach epic levels until it reaches titcon.
  38. Shonuff

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Methinks thou dost protest too much.